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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Phact0rri on Mon May 07, 2012 7:50 am

oops! Had a busy weekend so I didn't do this. I shall watch from the sidelines!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby robotthepirate on Mon May 07, 2012 12:49 pm

I vote for:

Sean Connery: kid-tested, mother-approved.

In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with African children for the first time.


Looking forward to the Hiaku!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Laemkral on Mon May 07, 2012 1:30 pm

Phact0rri wrote:oops! Had a busy weekend so I didn't do this. I shall watch from the sidelines!


No, damn it! You're gonna help pick a winner! VOTE!
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Re: I have an idea...CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)

Postby McDuffies on Mon May 07, 2012 3:22 pm

My votes:
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The milk man: kid-tested, mother-approved.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with concealing a boner for the first time.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby LibertyCabbage on Mon May 07, 2012 5:48 pm

Tough choices here!

OK, my picks are... genital piercings and concealing a boner.
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Postby Fading Aura on Tue May 08, 2012 5:02 am

Bill Nye, the Science Guy: kid-tested, mother-approved.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with a sausage festival for the first time.
When I was a child, I caught a fleeting glimpse out of the corner of my eye. I turned to look, but it was gone. I cannot put my finger on it now. The child is grown; the dream is gone. And I have become comfortably numb.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Laemkral on Tue May 08, 2012 5:25 pm

Congratulations to LibertyCabbage and robotthepirate for their victories! Robotthepirate jumps ahead by 3 points instead of two because Fading Aura gambled a point and lost. This leaves the current standings at:

1. VeryCuddlyCornpone- 1 point
2. McDuffies
3. IVStudios- 2 points
4. LibertyCabbage- 4 points
5. Phact0rri - 1 point
6. Bustertheclown
7. Robotthepirate- 5 points
8. Fading Aura

Robotthepirate is positioned in the lead, but it is STILL anybody's game as the haiku will be worth FIVE points!!!! If McDuffies, Bustertheclown, or Fading Aura are selected then they will go into a TIE BREAKER with Robot!!! If anyone else gets it, that will be GAME, SET, MATCH.

CAPITAL LETTERS ARE FUN!!!

Without further ado, here are the haikus:


Riding off into the sunset
Getting so angry that you pop a boner
Dying of dysentery.

Christopher Walken
Teaching a robot to love
A micropenis

Shaquille O'Neals' acting career
A gypsy curse
A lifetime of sadness

The Übermensch
Being a dick to children
Have some more kugel.

Goats eating cans
Authentic Mexican cuisine
Child beauty pageants

A sea of troubles
My relationship status
Pulling out

Count Chocula
Leaving an awkward voicemail
Men


If you find your haiku(s) not here as submitted, it's because you used too many cards, not enough cards, or altered it with punctuation or additional words. I'm a purist!!

I shall leave you all to ponder and speculate on which I shall choose. My answer will come....TOMORROW!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue May 08, 2012 6:28 pm

Laemkral wrote:Shaquille O'Neals' acting career
A gypsy curse
A lifetime of sadness

The Übermensch
Being a dick to children
Have some more kugel.


:lol: :lol: :lol: These two are my faves, and almost work as one extended haiku.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby McDuffies on Wed May 09, 2012 3:59 am

I'm inclined to vote for "sea of troubles" because it's closest to haiku's non-commentary nature, but Shaquile O'Neal is just too funny to pass.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby robotthepirate on Wed May 09, 2012 12:52 pm

Aw, man. Mine works so much better with the punctuation. Doesn't really work at all without. So dispite my valiant disregard for humanity all I can really hope for is a tiebreak.

Not entirely sure why I got three points in that last one.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Laemkral on Thu May 10, 2012 2:11 am

robotthepirate wrote:Aw, man. Mine works so much better with the punctuation. Doesn't really work at all without. So dispite my valiant disregard for humanity all I can really hope for is a tiebreak.

Not entirely sure why I got three points in that last one.


Because it was worth two points but Fading Aura gambled a point on the question you won. So you won Fadey's point in addition to the two the card was worth.

However,it is Fadey's haiku about Christopher Walken teaching a robot to love a micropenis that had me laughing the most, and it even fits the 5/7/5 formula. This mean Fadey and Robot must square off in a showdown! Tonight I will send them 5 cards and post a question. Then they will have 24 hours to respond via PM and I will post their answers for everyone else to vote on!

DRAMATIC TENSION!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby LibertyCabbage on Thu May 10, 2012 5:54 am

How exciting!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby robotthepirate on Thu May 10, 2012 8:29 am

DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUUUR!
Awesomes.

And mine originally read:
Count Chocula
Leaving an awkward voicemail
...Men!

for anyone who cares.
Still not great but my cards weren't the best for Hiaku.

Soon Aura we shall face each other and then... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby McDuffies on Thu May 10, 2012 8:48 am

I'm like the least funny person here... well I can console myself with the fact that Buster is too.
At least a few votes I got for sausage festival lifted my spirit.
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Not Exactly the Highlander

Postby Fading Aura on Thu May 10, 2012 9:49 am

robotthepirate wrote:Soon Aura we shall face each other and then... THERE CAN ONLY BE FUN!

Fixed. :)
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Laemkral on Thu May 10, 2012 5:47 pm

Alright, the final question: ________? There's an app for that.

Five brand new cards have been sent to robotthepirate and Fading Aura, who can use ONLY those cards to pick from! I await their responses!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- FINAL ROUND! Anyone can v

Postby Laemkral on Fri May 11, 2012 1:16 pm

This is it! The stand off of the WEEK!!

Peeing a little bit? There's an app for that.

Doing the right thing? There's an app for that.


What diametric answers! The best and worst of humanity! But which is the FUNNIEST??

Declare your choice!
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- Tiebreaker!!!!

Postby McDuffies on Fri May 11, 2012 2:39 pm

Underwhelming name considering it's the last round, I guess I lean towards doing the right thing.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- Tiebreaker!!!!

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Fri May 11, 2012 2:54 pm

Peeing.
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Re: CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- Tiebreaker!!!!

Postby LibertyCabbage on Fri May 11, 2012 5:14 pm

My vote's for "Doing the right thing."
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