CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- Fading Aura wins!

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

So just a three word poem? Or do we construct a full haiku around the three words?

[Laemkral]

Three cards to form the three lines of the haiku.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

aye.

[LibertyCabbage]

[Phact0rri]

what if we don't have enough sylables to make a proper Haiku?

[McDuffies]

you add as many "eh?" at the end as you need.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

You don't have to, I think. from what i undertand the haiku is just composed of 3 cards regardless of syllable length. tho i may be wrong.

[Laemkral]

Correct. You don't need the proper number of syllables.

[Laemkral]

At last, the end game questions:

1. ____________: kid-tested, mother-approved.

2. In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _________ for the first time.

Finally, as stated, create a haiku-like poem consisting of three cards. Adherence to the syllabic rule is not necessary, but if you manage to pull it off AND make it funny then I will like it all the more!!

When I have the questions, I'll post them up for voting, and then when those winners are selected I will post the haikus and announce my selection.

And then we will truly know who is the most horrible person amongst us all!

[robotthepirate]

Traditionally Haiku are made up of 5/7/5 On rather than sylables anyway, so we may as well push the boat out and abandon all the rules. That's why mine has 8 lines!

Edit: Oh and... Yay! I won. Didn't need to gamble my point but I'm glad I got to keep it. Seems like it all comes down to this last round.

[Laemkral]

Yep. Just need Cornpone's answers and we'll be good to go. I'm gonna give her until tonight to answer, otherwise we go on without her.

[McDuffies]

Lazy bum it took me like 2 minutes to make mine.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Lazy bum it took me like 2 minutes to make mine.

I'M SORRY I HAD SOME REALLY GOOD CARDS I DIDN'T WANT TO WASTE OKAY

[Laemkral]

Alright, time for everyone to vote!! Remember, you can't vote for your own.


Puberty: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Ronald Reagan: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Bill Nye, the Science Guy: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Sexual tension: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Sean Connery: kid-tested, mother-approved.
The milk man: kid-tested, mother-approved.
Genital piercings: kid-tested, mother-approved.


In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with Daddy issues for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with an asymmetric boobjob for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with being marginalized for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with historically black colleges for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with a falcon with a cap on its head for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with a sausage festival for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with African children for the first time.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with concealing a boner for the first time.


THAT IS RIGHT! Someone is gambling a point on the second question! EXCITING!!! Haikus are still being evaluated and will be posted once this half is complete!

[McDuffies]

Man I have no chance

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

We send our votes via pm or post them in the thread?

[Laemkral]

Appears I also haven't received a response from Phact. Since I've already posted all the responses, it seems he is now exempt from submitting. He can still vote, however.

Also, post your choices here in the thread! I believe in an open and transparent system of decision making! Plus it adds to the tension and suspense!

I'll be closing voting at 9PM EST on Tuesday, and I'm even going to open voting to ANY person on the forums!!!!!!!

[IVstudios]

I vote for "The Milk Man" and "Concealing a Boner."

[Bustertheclown]

Alright, time for everyone to vote!! Remember, you can't vote for your own.


Sexual tension: kid-tested, mother-approved.

A little incestuous overtone seems to be fitting with the whole "Against Humanity" thing.

In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with an asymmetric boobjob for the first time.

It just seems like such a genuine future premise for ol' Miley Montana.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

The milk man: kid-tested, mother-approved.
In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with being marginalized for the first time.

My 2 votes. Dang, I wish I had done a double-entry on the second one.