CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY (Game)- Fading Aura wins!

[Laemkral]

An idea for a game we can play, but I don't know if I should do it here, where the conversation happens, or if I should do it in the sub-forum for games. Which literally has no posts left. So that sorta solves my dilemma. Also, it's kind of vulgar. And horrible. Like this is adult level humor with a heapsing dash of NSFW words. What is this idea of mine?

Cards Against Humanity. I've seen it played on the Penny Arcade forums, and am actually playing in one of the games. Seeing as I have a set of the game, I think we could play it here also, and it's open to newbies and oldies alike.

All you have to do is keep track of the cards I deal via PM, and submit answers to me via PM in a timely (24 hours) manner. The game is Apples to Apples on steroids, wherein each round I pose a question or present a fill in the blank. I also nominate a Card Czar each round (rotational basis) who doesn't submit an answer but picks which card (not knowing who submitted it) is the winner! Winner gets a point, and we go until we get bored or I run out of cards to draw questions from (which could actually take the remainder of the year doing a card a day).

So, who's in? Just post or PM that you're interested and I'll make a list of players. I'll set it at 48 hours to sign up cause I know some people don't sign in every day. But once we play you've got to check the forums every day!

EDIT: Our first game has the following players with the following scores!

1. VeryCuddlyCornpone- 1 point
2. Killbert-Robby (Abandoned the game)
3. McDuffies
4. IVStudios- 2 points
5. LibertyCabbage- 2 points
6. Phact0rri - 1 point
7. Bustertheclown
8. Robotthepirate- 2 points
9. Fading Aura- 1 point

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Oh sweet, I think I'm down for this!

or should i say- I'm game!

[robotthepirate]

I'm about to hurled into a bunch of nights, so I probably shouldn't pin myself to anything. Plus I'm still not entirely sure how its going to play.

[Killbert-Robby]

I've heard so much about this game, I'm in.

[McDuffies]

Why not, although I don't get all the rules, I suppose I'll pick up along the way.

[IVstudios]

Sounds dumb. I'm in.

[LibertyCabbage]

I'll play!

[robotthepirate]

Spambot thinks it's a great idea and calls me G for some reason.

'Coz you iz gangsta innit!

[Phact0rri]

I don't exactly understand... but I think I will join

[Laemkral]

OKAY! I am too antsy for this to start and so we'll begin with six people!

The first Card Czar is VeryCuddlyCornpone! She will not have to submit a card this round, but will pick who the winner is. Contestants have 24 hours to submit their card by PM, and once either all answers are in or time has run out, I will POST THEM for her to read and pick from! And we'll all have a good laugh!

The first round: The U.S. has begun air dropping ____________ to the children of Afghanistan.

What, pray tell, is being airdropped??? I eagerly await your responses.

McDuff, IV, let me know if you didn't get your hands. Yours are sitting in the Outbox and I don't know if that means it's sent when you log in, or if the forums are just being screwy.

[McDuffies]

I got mine but I'm not sure what to do.

[LibertyCabbage]

I think you're supposed to pick which phrase outta the list you wanna use to fill in the blank in the sentence Laemkral posted.

[Laemkral]

Yep. You pick one of those phrases to fill in the blank, trying to pick what you think Cuddly would pick as her favorite. PM it to me when you've decided, I have a card from everyone but you McDuffies.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

But whatever you do, don't PM it to me, because then I'll know it's from you and I'll play favorites only send it to Laem!!

[Laemkral]

Alright Cuddly, it is time to judge the first round! Your choices, in no particular order:

The U.S. has begun air dropping alcoholism to the children of Afghanistan.
The U.S. has begun air dropping a grande sugar-fee iced soy caramel macchiato to the children of Afghanistan.
The U.S. has begun air dropping two midgets shitting into a bucket to the children of Afghanistan.
The U.S. has begun air dropping balls to the children of Afghanistan.
The U.S. has begun air dropping Fancy Feast to the children of Afghanistan.

Well, I must say, this is quite the extravaganza in airborne weaponry!

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

The U.S. has begun air dropping Fancy Feast to the children of Afghanistan.
This made me laugh way, way harder than I expected. Winner, enjoy your wins!

I did like the other options I was given though, so good choices all.

[IVstudios]

*Swish!*

[Laemkral]

Congratulations are in order to IVstudios! Winner of the first round, and now in first place with one point!

The Card Czar for this round will be Killbert-Robby, who will judge the responses to the following:

What's that sound?

Who? What?? WHERE?!? Your 24 hours start......

Wait for it.

NOW!

[Laemkral]

We have all five responses! Record time! Killbert-Robby, prepare to judge the following:

What's that sound? Goblins.
What's that sound? Lance Armstrong's missing testicle.
What's that sound? Inappropriate yodeling.
What's that sound? Ethnic cleansing.
What's that sound? Glenn Beck catching his scrotum on a curtain hook.

Fascinating sounds! All if them! But which will be the winner??

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

These are fucking brilliant.