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Postby Cope on Mon Jan 27, 2014 6:05 pm

oh god, you can get pregnant from having smelly feet? D:
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby McDuffies on Tue Jan 28, 2014 12:25 am

I bet when Cuddly went to lunch, the girl user the opportunity to invite boys into the tent. And it was all downwards from there.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:47 am

A tragic story of debauchery and stink. :( :(
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:44 am

I've always liked stories of debauchery and stink...
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:28 pm

McDuffies wrote:I bet when Cuddly went to lunch, the girl user the opportunity to invite boys into the tent. And it was all downwards from there.

Oh god, the poor thing has been pregnant since the Clinton administration D:
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby McDuffies on Wed Jan 29, 2014 12:35 am

And she held it in all this time.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Dr Legostar on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:27 pm

McDuffies wrote:And she held it in all this time.


That's actually a cause of smelly feet. Holding in a pregnancy for a really long time. Medical fact. You can trust me on that, I'm a doctor.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:30 pm

Now hold on here... you can hold in a pregnancy for 14 years and only get smelly feet, but if you don't poop for a week you can die?

There is no God. :(
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Dr Legostar on Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:40 pm

Warren wrote:There is no God. :(


I'm a doctor, not a theologian.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:33 pm

Warren wrote:Now hold on here... you can hold in a pregnancy for 14 years and only get smelly feet, but if you don't poop for a week you can die?

There is no God. :(

It's a choice between extending the lease on a parasite and running out of room for toxic waste.

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Warren wrote:There is no God. :(


I'm a doctor, not a theologian.

You can't spell theologian without lego :o
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby McDuffies on Fri Jan 31, 2014 8:38 am

Dr Legostar wrote:
McDuffies wrote:And she held it in all this time.


That's actually a cause of smelly feet. Holding in a pregnancy for a really long time. Medical fact. You can trust me on that, I'm a doctor.

Wait that means that the girl was already pregnant for a while when she shared a tent with Cuddly.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Fri Jan 31, 2014 10:37 am

You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:12 pm

Does the pregnancy cause the feet or do the feet cause the pregnancy? this is a horrible chicken/egg question.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Sat Feb 01, 2014 5:15 pm

If I remember the movies in 7th grade, feet don't have much to do with the equation.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby McDuffies on Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:04 pm

Warren wrote:You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.

I'm a mom.
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:12 pm

Can you make me some hot dogs?
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby VeryCuddlyCornpone on Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:56 pm

McDuffies wrote:
Warren wrote:You are not the father!

Because, like, you're a girl and all.

I'm a mom.

mom victoria's feet smell so i want soup
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:30 am

STOP TOUCHING ME!
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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby MariaAndMichelle on Wed Feb 05, 2014 4:59 am

STAY ON YOUR SIDE!
You're just jealous because you can't get away with speaking in the third person...

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Re: Awkward Bug Bites?

Postby Warren on Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:52 am

YOU CROSSED THE LINE FIRST!
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