gheh, Hi again!

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:28 pm

rkolter wrote:
christwriter wrote:
Dutch! wrote:I wore a pair of thongs just yesterday.

We're not talking about he same items of clothing, are we?
Nope. Those would be flip-flops over here.

The other thong is in my "pointless object" file. There is no rational use for the other kind of thong, other than weak slingshot.

CW
Au Contraire! There are many rational reasons for the wearing of sexy underclothing, most of them involve the seduction of the opposite sex. For example, a thong might show off that you are well fed so you could withstand the stress of having a child, that you have the hips necessary to birth a kid, or that you are in fact in heat and able to get pregnant in the first place. It could make you more attractive to more mates, allowing you in turn to choose a better mate more capable of fathering children and producing healthy babies as well as defending you and your children and bringing home the extra food you will need and be unable to get yourself during your pregnancy.

These reasons have become mostly moot in our current society, but the fac that they are irrelevant anymore doesn't mean they don't exist.

THE SCIENCE OF SEXY

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:45 pm

Rkolter, your vast knowledge of everythingology has impressed me once again.

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:48 pm

Long time KOMP ^^

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:26 pm

rkolter wrote:
christwriter wrote:
Dutch! wrote:I wore a pair of thongs just yesterday.

We're not talking about he same items of clothing, are we?
Nope. Those would be flip-flops over here.

The other thong is in my "pointless object" file. There is no rational use for the other kind of thong, other than weak slingshot.

CW
Au Contraire! There are many rational reasons for the wearing of sexy underclothing, most of them involve the seduction of the opposite sex. For example, a thong might show off that you are well fed so you could withstand the stress of having a child, that you have the hips necessary to birth a kid, or that you are in fact in heat and able to get pregnant in the first place. It could make you more attractive to more mates, allowing you in turn to choose a better mate more capable of fathering children and producing healthy babies as well as defending you and your children and bringing home the extra food you will need and be unable to get yourself during your pregnancy.

These reasons have become mostly moot in our current society, but the fac that they are irrelevant anymore doesn't mean they don't exist.

Let's not forget that the wearing of thongs help take away any panty lines that may show through pants!

Dave Against The Machine · Sun Apr 02, 2006 9:54 pm

One time, during spring break. I was walking down the beach. And there was this one are, were ther was a karioke machine set up. And some dude was singing, Let ME See That Thong. And at the time, I just happened to be wearing flip flopps. A.K.A, thongs. So being as hilarious as I am, I threw one at him, and hit him in the head. Everyone bursts out in laughter. Not sure if they were geting the joke, or laughing cause he got hit in the head with foot wear. Then he yells, "Who through a @!$?ing shoe"!? It was priceless. I wish i could have a video of that moment.

JTigerclaw · Post by **JTigerclaw** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 10:07 pm

I believe the masses are probably responding to physical violence rather than insightful symbolism. We are a fickle bunch, we are.

You're lucky nobody ratted you out to the guy, or he probably would have gone Ron Artest on your ass.

Dutch! · Post by **Dutch!** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:18 pm

I still think our thongs are a lot more suitable.

I mean...when I wear thongs down to the beach, I only get sand in my toes...

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:22 pm

Whereas if you wore a thong, you'd get...

AAAUGH THE BAD IMAGES ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN

Christwriter · Post by **Christwriter** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:06 pm

K-Dawg wrote:
rkolter wrote:
christwriter wrote: Nope. Those would be flip-flops over here.

The other thong is in my "pointless object" file. There is no rational use for the other kind of thong, other than weak slingshot.

CW
Au Contraire! There are many rational reasons for the wearing of sexy underclothing, most of them involve the seduction of the opposite sex. For example, a thong might show off that you are well fed so you could withstand the stress of having a child, that you have the hips necessary to birth a kid, or that you are in fact in heat and able to get pregnant in the first place. It could make you more attractive to more mates, allowing you in turn to choose a better mate more capable of fathering children and producing healthy babies as well as defending you and your children and bringing home the extra food you will need and be unable to get yourself during your pregnancy.

These reasons have become mostly moot in our current society, but the fac that they are irrelevant anymore doesn't mean they don't exist.
Let's not forget that the wearing of thongs help take away any panty lines that may show through pants!

So pantilines are worse than 1. Having a thin piece of fabric riding up No Man's Land all night long and 2. having to handle the thing when you wash it?

It's called Comfort. Thongs are not Comfort's best friend.

(and that includes the flip-flop type thong. Blisters between your toes=pain. Lots and lots of pain)

CW

Dave Against The Machine · Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:05 pm

Cope wrote:Whereas if you wore a thong, you'd get...

AAAUGH THE BAD IMAGES ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN

I don't even wanna know.

JTigerclaw wrote:I believe the masses are probably responding to physical violence rather than insightful symbolism. We are a fickle bunch, we are.

You're lucky nobody ratted you out to the guy, or he probably would have gone Ron Artest on your ass.

That IS a good thing. Cause I dont wanna have to run down the beach bare footed. You have any idea how nasty Southeast Texas beaches are? That's why no one ever goes in the water.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:06 pm

I agree, thongs are very uncomfortable.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:09 pm

Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Cope wrote:Whereas if you wore a thong, you'd get...

AAAUGH THE BAD IMAGES ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN
I don't even wanna know.

*explains it all to Dave in excruciating detail*

Dave Against The Machine · Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:26 pm

Cope wrote:
Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Cope wrote:Whereas if you wore a thong, you'd get...

AAAUGH THE BAD IMAGES ARE IN MY HEAD AGAIN
I don't even wanna know.
*explains it all to Dave in excruciating detail*

AHHHHHHH!! OHHHH MYYY GOD! *claws out his eyes* I CAN STILL SEE IT IN MY MIND! AHHHHH!! THE PAIN AND SUFFERING!

Netpoet · Post by **Netpoet** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:05 pm

*waves at Catlegend* Heyya, welcome back!!!

As you can see from above my post, the insanity here hasn't changed much.

>Net

Catlegend · Post by **Catlegend** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:16 pm

I think I missed it the most

Dave Against The Machine · Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:17 pm

Insane? *twitch twitch* Who's insane?

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:19 pm

catlegend wrote:I think I missed it the most

seeing as you have people in your forums who postwhore more than me, kolter, and mcDuffies combined... i'm not sure you missed too much insanity.

Black Sparrow · Post by **Black Sparrow** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:29 pm

legostargalactica wrote:
catlegend wrote:I think I missed it the most
seeing as you have people in your forums who postwhore more than me, kolter, and mcDuffies combined... i'm not sure you missed too much insanity.

Not that Lego's insecure about that.

Corgan_dane · Post by **Corgan_dane** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:18 pm

Welcome back!

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:33 pm

Black Sparrow wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
catlegend wrote:I think I missed it the most
seeing as you have people in your forums who postwhore more than me, kolter, and mcDuffies combined... i'm not sure you missed too much insanity.
Not that Lego's insecure about that.

Of course I'm insecure! I like being #4

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