You've all got it pretty sweet. I'm not supposed to exist. see, it all started back in 2 BC, when I was the Emperor of China. I time travelled at free will, and took on Liu Bei and the Han Dynasty AT THE SAME TIME! Man I ruled.
Anyways, to make a long story short, aliens. Aliens. Yes, aliens have taken over the world, and have deemed I, TIME TRAVELLER INFINITIMIUMOUS MAXIMUS the rightful heir to Canada and America, which makes me a terrorist.
*heads back off to the annex.*
The Declaration of Space's Independence
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die