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Teammayhem wrote:
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Teammayhem wrote: Currently, I'm on the 2nd draft. Tara Reid and Rick Salomon have signed to play the lead roles.
I'm being played by the guy in the Paris Hilton Sex tape? Cool.

Edit: mmmmmm.... Tara Reid...
Your part was originally going to be played by George Micheals, but thanks to my contract, I was able to kick him out of the job.

Roberto Benigni has been signed to play your gay roomate who you briefly have an affair with.
Ah, so Roberto Benigni as himself then?
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legostargalactica wrote:
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legostargalactica wrote: I'm being played by the guy in the Paris Hilton Sex tape? Cool.

Edit: mmmmmm.... Tara Reid...
Your part was originally going to be played by George Micheals, but thanks to my contract, I was able to kick him out of the job.

Roberto Benigni has been signed to play your gay roomate who you briefly have an affair with.
Ah, so Roberto Benigni as himself then?
Yes, he hasn't had a job since that pinoccio movie.
You know, i should work on this.

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Teammayhem wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
Teammayhem wrote: Your part was originally going to be played by George Micheals, but thanks to my contract, I was able to kick him out of the job.

Roberto Benigni has been signed to play your gay roomate who you briefly have an affair with.
Ah, so Roberto Benigni as himself then?
Yes, he hasn't had a job since that pinoccio movie.
I told him not to do that...
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to those girlfriend problems, watch Hitch. It's good advice.

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legostargalactica wrote:
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legostargalactica wrote: Ah, so Roberto Benigni as himself then?
Yes, he hasn't had a job since that pinoccio movie.
I told him not to do that...
Well, yeah, he kinda ruined his career with that movie.

And there is still a opening for the neighbor Roberto falls in love with, KrisX. My manager tells me that Melissa Rivers will play the character as a gender confused man.
You know, i should work on this.

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Teammayhem wrote: And there is still a opening for the neighbor Roberto falls in love with, KrisX. My manager tells me that Melissa Rivers will play the character as a gender confused man.
:o I would like it stated now that I do not know this man and bear not grudge against the pocket kitty party and would like to avoid any and all wrath on the grounds that I am a coward.
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sketch286 wrote:to those girlfriend problems, watch Hitch. It's good advice.
I *loved* that movie! [and the hotness of Will Smith was an added bonus :wink: ] But yes, it does have good relationship advice ^_^
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legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?
Kill someone with it, and suck it out of them through a straw.
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DarkMagician wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?
Kill someone with it, and suck it out of them through a straw.
Hey, that sounds like a good idea... i... CRAP! I'm out of straws....
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legostargalactica wrote:
DarkMagician wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:How does one get this "Hawt" you speak of?
Kill someone with it, and suck it out of them through a straw.
Hey, that sounds like a good idea... i... CRAP! I'm out of straws....
Use a pixie stick.
You know, i should work on this.

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sketch286 wrote:to those girlfriend problems, watch Hitch. It's good advice.
Was it actually a good movie, then? Would you advise shelling out to watch it? (It looked kind of like a mindless chick flick to me...)

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As it turns out, hiding in your room and quietly sobbing to yourself about your loneliness... works.

*is very happy*
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You don't need a girlfriend. That's what the internet is for.
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steverules wrote:You don't need a girlfriend. That's what the internet is for.
Ah, yes, delusions...
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JexKerome wrote:
steverules wrote:You don't need a girlfriend. That's what the internet is for.
Ah, yes, delusions...
Personally I prefer Delusions of Grandeur, i mean if you're going to have delusions you might as well have the really satisfying kind. (a shiny nickle to anyone who can tell me where that quote's from)
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I liked the movie but then again I'm one of those people that like just about every kind. So I dunno.

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legostargalactica wrote:
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steverules wrote:You don't need a girlfriend. That's what the internet is for.
Ah, yes, delusions...
Personally I prefer Delusions of Grandeur, i mean if you're going to have delusions you might as well have the really satisfying kind. (a shiny nickle to anyone who can tell me where that quote's from)
Dude, that's like the easiest quote challenge out there. Star Wars Episode 6, baby. Now gimme my nickel!

Edit: Unless you meant your whole sentence and not just the delusions of grandeur part. In which case I have no idea what you're talking about. However, I still demand a nickel.
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Leko wrote:
legostargalactica wrote:
JexKerome wrote: Ah, yes, delusions...
Personally I prefer Delusions of Grandeur, i mean if you're going to have delusions you might as well have the really satisfying kind. (a shiny nickle to anyone who can tell me where that quote's from)
Dude, that's like the easiest quote challenge out there. Star Wars Episode 6, baby. Now gimme my nickel!

Edit: Unless you meant your whole sentence and not just the delusions of grandeur part. In which case I have no idea what you're talking about. However, I still demand a nickel.
Nope that's not what I had in mind, so I can't give you the nickle.

::gives Leko five shiny pennies* instead::

*serbian pennies that is... so they're worthless, worthless i say!!!!
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sketch286 wrote:to those girlfriend problems, watch Hitch. It's good advice.
I haen't seen it, but from what I'e read it brings up a valid points. What you say to a girl isn't as important as how you act, or how you hold yourself.
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BOMC wrote:
sketch286 wrote:to those girlfriend problems, watch Hitch. It's good advice.
I haen't seen it, but from what I'e read it brings up a valid points. What you say to a girl isn't as important as how you act, or how you hold yourself.
i woulda thought that the ladies wouldn't like it if i was holding myself in their presence
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