Keenspot

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sat Oct 30, 2004 11:15 pm

I'm a man who doesn't like football stuck at the University of freakin' Oklahoma (and working in the athletic department). This place is hellish. I don't like being from this state, I don't like living in it. Trust me, it's much worse than Belgium could ever hope to be.

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:35 am

I saw we gather a posse of webcomic artists and conquer Belgium, and then turn it into Webcomicland. I mean, how hard can it be? It's such a tiny country...

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 7:01 am

JexKerome wrote:
Chaos Cricket wrote:Hey, I've been a square since back when being square was uncool! I was so square, they called me Mr. Parallelogram...okay, actually, they called me things like "upchuck" and "chuckles" and other assorted unfunny names, but I got the last laugh--I'm smarter than them now.
Chuckles, huh?

Chaos... chuckles.

Chaos Chuckles.

Whoa. I think I just found you a new nick, man.

Chaos Chuckles and FLASH! , what a pair of hoopy froods, yessirebob...

Nyo.

You mean 'yessireFLASH!'

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:42 am

JexKerome wrote:I saw we gather a posse of webcomic artists and conquer Belgium, and then turn it into Webcomicland. I mean, how hard can it be? It's such a tiny country...

Ah, but who would be our ruler? And are we going to allow the Belgians to remain there (I say we do, but only if they make us waffles on demand)?

Stucifer_the_maligned · Sun Oct 31, 2004 8:56 am

Chaos Cricket wrote:
JexKerome wrote:I saw we gather a posse of webcomic artists and conquer Belgium, and then turn it into Webcomicland. I mean, how hard can it be? It's such a tiny country...
Ah, but who would be our ruler? And are we going to allow the Belgians to remain there (I say we do, but only if they make us waffles on demand)?

i'm in! let's do this! but what about oklahoma?

JexKerome · Post by **JexKerome** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:05 am

What about Oklahoma?

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:16 am

I'm willing to leave Oklahoma to become a dusty wasteland once more. Bugger Oklahoma.

Nightgaunt · Post by **Nightgaunt** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:50 am

Oh man, I really feel for you, Oklahoma sucks. But then again, maybe it's just the Lawton area...

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 9:53 am

No, Norman, Shawnee, and most of the places in between are pretty crappy, too.

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:24 pm

does Belgium even have the Internet?

BeefotronX · Post by **BeefotronX** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 12:28 pm

I'm pretty sure that Belgium has at least three internets.

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:57 pm

I have my doubts. I mean, they are wedged between France and Germany.

BeefotronX · Post by **BeefotronX** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 3:59 pm

Belgium is the traditional route by which Germany invades France. Perhaps we should just take over France and use that country for webcomics. They'd put up less of a fight.

And it's 100th post. (little flag wave)

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 4:48 pm

But Belguim has chocolate. The French eat snails. Enough said.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 5:36 pm

If we're gonna invade France, we'll need some Nukes....

Anyone got a few to spare...?

Chaos Cricket · Post by **Chaos Cricket** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 6:36 pm

Belgium always has waffles. Don't forget the strategically important waffle market!

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:10 pm

Cope wrote:If we're gonna invade France, we'll need some Nukes....

Nukes? Pfft. For France all we'd need is a particularly pointy stick.

Hell, scratch that. It wouldn't even have to be particularly pointy.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:22 pm

Jim North wrote:
Cope wrote:If we're gonna invade France, we'll need some Nukes....
Nukes? Pfft. For France all we'd need is a particularly pointy stick.

Hell, scratch that. It wouldn't even have to be particularly pointy.

As the old sayings go, "they pull out a knife, you pull out a gun" and "we pull out a not-so-pointy stick and France pulls out their freakin' nuclear arsenal, which they've had since the mid-nineties".

Jim North · Post by **Jim North** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:28 pm

I believe you have the rifle-droppers confused with someone else.

Cope · Post by **Cope** » Sun Oct 31, 2004 11:33 pm

It's a bit difficult to drop a nuke, especially since it might land on your foot.