The Cunnilingus Thread

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:36 am

What thread?

TheGoobla · Post by **TheGoobla** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:38 am

Why you dirty girl you!

BURN!

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:00 am

I was just wondering, because I don't remember anyone explaining what 'popping a cherry' ment on the forums. I thought there was some discussion that I missed...

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:18 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:I remember when I first learned what 'tossing a salad' ment.... boy, that was a pretty crappy day... (No pun intended, seriously. -_-)

Was it Chris Rock who enlightened you?

For those of you who don't know what 'Tossong the Salad' means, I highly recomend that you hear it first from Chris Rock...

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:26 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:I was just wondering, because I don't remember anyone explaining what 'popping a cherry' ment on the forums. I thought there was some discussion that I missed...

It was a long time ago. Quite likely in the period that got deleted by the time loop.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:00 am

Oh. I figured it might be recent. And no, I haven't heard Chris Rock's interpretation of tossing salad, but I can imagine it's probably funny, and not sutible for... well.... anyone that gets offended.... by anything.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:01 am

yeahduff wrote:In related news, one of the first things I learned in college was what the term "rimming meant." This was in class.....

I learned that from South Park =)

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:07 am

If I ever have children, I'm going to teach them what these dirty phrases mean once they reach middle school. That way they don't feel like idiots around the other kids, and they can impress their friends....

...I'd be such a kickass mom.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:15 am

Oh cool, whilst trying to find a site where I can hear Chris Rock explain what tossing the salad means, I found an extensive list of related terms and euphemisms... Finally I know what "teabagging" means.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:18 am

I learned what that was from an informative little GIF someone made using the AOL people in sexual positions, labeling each one...

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:29 am

Thank God for the internet, how did people ever manage without it? ^_^

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:10 am

sippan wrote:Oh cool, whilst trying to find a site where I can hear Chris Rock explain what tossing the salad means, I found an extensive list of related terms and euphemisms... Finally I know what "teabagging" means.

Gah teabagging is not pleasant. Two years ago during one of my basketball practices two of my teammates started dissing each other's mamas, it hit it's low point when one of the guys started acting out how he was teabagging the other guy's mom.
It made my coach gag when he saw it.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:04 am

Ah, the things you can learn on the internet...

Nishichi27 · Post by **Nishichi27** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:19 am

Mommy, what does "Cunnilllingilinglilus" mean?

LAGtheNoggin · Post by **LAGtheNoggin** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:58 am

The adjective of cunnilingus is cunnilingual.

That made me giggle like a school girl.

KittyKatBlack · Post by **KittyKatBlack** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 10:05 am

LAGtheNoggin wrote:The adjective of cunnilingus is cunnilingual.

That made me giggle like a school girl.

...That puts a whole new spin on the term 'Bilingual' for me... thanks LAG.

DEVO-Bot · Post by **DEVO-Bot** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:53 am

K-Dawg wrote:
sippan wrote:Oh cool, whilst trying to find a site where I can hear Chris Rock explain what tossing the salad means, I found an extensive list of related terms and euphemisms... Finally I know what "teabagging" means.
Gah teabagging is not pleasant. Two years ago during one of my basketball practices two of my teammates started dissing each other's mamas, it hit it's low point when one of the guys started acting out how he was teabagging the other guy's mom.
It made my coach gag when he saw it.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you my nickname at school: "T-Bag".

I swear to god there's no story behind it.

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:53 am

KittyKatBlack wrote:
LAGtheNoggin wrote:The adjective of cunnilingus is cunnilingual.

That made me giggle like a school girl.

...That puts a whole new spin on the term 'Bilingual' for me... thanks LAG.

Wow, that in turn makes me see the title "the vagina monologues" completely differently...

Mr Ekshin · Post by **Mr Ekshin** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:03 pm

mcDuffies wrote:And the cashier says: "Yeah, yeah, I heard that one before!"

Or, you might just say: "Uuuuh... it's not for me, it's for... my girl..."

Just say: "Oh, the other one if for my THUMB."

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 31, 2004 12:10 pm

LAGtheNoggin wrote:The adjective of cunnilingus is cunnilingual.

That made me giggle like a school girl.

huh huh huh... he said "adjective"... heh heh heh