The Chat Quotelist: All the Cool Kids do it.

[Tellurider]

<ahaugen> he wants us damn kids to get off his damn internets
<Telly> no way
<Telly> the internets are belong to us all
<Ti-Phil> but he set us up a bomb
<Telly> what?
<Ti-Phil> on screen
<Telly> what?
<ahaugen> oh dear ... it's that picture of him lusting over Obama's ass
<ahaugen> just when I had it flushed from my memory
<Ti-Phil> Wait..what?
<Telly> what?
<ahaugen> http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/medi ... cain02.jpg
<Telly> the conversation train derailed
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<Ti-Phil> It did not only derailed.. it fell down a ravine, exploded and the people inside were horribly burned
<ahaugen> well, they should've flown
<Ti-Phil> They would have if SOMEONE hadn't locked the windows
<Telly> yeah!
<Ti-Phil> But no one knows who it was, the only hint. All 37 passengers had squids in their pants
<Telly> it's all your fault ahaugen
<Telly> your fault, and obama's butt's fault
<Ti-Phil> ...so Obama's butt killed those people?
<Telly> the conductor couldn't stop staring at it
<Telly> that's what made it derail
<Ti-Phil> ah, so it was the republican party train
<ahaugen> I thought the overshot the station because they were on the laptop
<Telly> what?
<ahaugen> didn't you hear about that NWA fight?
<Telly> no
<Turnsky> four panels down
<Turnsky> 8 to go
<Telly> is that like MMA?
<ahaugen> Northwest Airlines
<ahaugen> they own passenger jets
<Telly> they had a fight?
<ahaugen> flight
<ahaugen> stupid "L"
<Telly> so it wasn't a game of chicken with Contintental?
<ahaugen> no, though they don't need to do that anymore since they merged with Delta
<Telly> ...okay
<Ti-Phil> Bonne nuit ici!
<ahaugen> BOOBS!!!
<Ti-Phil> ...where?
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<Vorticus> You killed phil with boobs!

[Tellurider]

<Laemkral> okay, so numbers in excel....continue the story
<Telly> nah that was pretty much it
<Laemkral> oh
<Telly> makes grading a lot faster 'cause I don't have to punch their numbers into my calculator
<Telly> the end
* Laemkral presents Telly with the Oscar for "Blandest Action/Adventure/Drama/Comedy by an Independent Studo"
<Laemkral> Studio*
<Telly> ha, ha
<Laemkral> I laughed, I cried, I ran out of Buncha Crunch
* Telly throws jelly bellies at laem's head from the back row
<Laemkral> I said Buncha Crunch, DAMN YOU!
<Telly> down in front!
* Telly throws more beans
* Laemkral ducks and runs for cover
<Laemkral> BEC! I need cover fire!
<BrownEyedCat> Can't talk, NaNo
<Telly> HAHAHAHA!
<Telly> I AM LORD OF THE JELLY BEANS!
* Telly loads up the jellybean gatling gun
<Laemkral> I'm without backup, pinned down in the third row, and the THX ad has already played
<Laemkral> I've only one course of action, and I'd hoped to avoid it
<Telly> too late!
* Laemkral yanks the straw from his Icee and lobs it towards the back row
<Telly> say hello to my jellybelly frie-ACK
<Laemkral> CLEAN UP IN THEATER 3!!!
* Telly is blown back as the straw plugs the gunbarrel and explodes, raining jellybeans everywhere
* Laemkral disappears from the theater amidst the rainbow of beans
* Laemkral pauses in the lobby to get a new straw
<Laemkral> Mmm, cherry
* Telly limps out of the theater
<Telly> you!
* Telly points!
* Laemkral flees for the Panda Express next door, taking refuge amidst the Orange Chicken
* Telly gets a pizza from Sbarro and heaves it at Laem like a pie
<Telly> EAT HOT CHEESE
* Laemkral does, for he greatly enjoys Sbarro
<Laemkral> Mmm
<Telly> :|
* Telly gets some general tso chicken
<Telly> TO GO
* Telly goes back to the theater
<Laemkral> Why? Are we going somewhere?
<Laemkral> !!!!!
<Laemkral> Bringing outside food into a theater....for shame
<Telly> hey I pick up after myself
<Laemkral> I take back all the nice things I've said to you....disrespecting the movie theater policies
<Laemkral> FOR SHAME

[Tellurider]

<Telly> fuck I just spilled my hot cocoa
<Turnsky> i mentioned my peeelz
<Turnsky> PEELZ HERE
* Pimpette buys beccers a large ice cream whirly thing with stuff in it
* Telly throws pez at turnsky
<Pimpette> mmm pez
<Turnsky> yay pez
<BrownEyedCat> .... Dammit Pimpette!
* BrownEyedCat cannot help but eats the ice cream
<Telly> this has been a bad day for spilling things
<Pimpette> MUA HA HA HA
<Telly> I almost killed myself drinking soda
<Pimpette> telly you need magnetic cups and tables
<Mason> I'm pretty sure soda isn't lethal.
* BrownEyedCat spends the rest of the day feeling awful
<Telly> it is if you inhale it
<Mason> So is water.
<Mason> What's your point?
<Telly> that's how I almost killed myself drinking soda
<Pimpette> the end.
<Mason> I'd actually want to see someone drowned in a desert.
<Pimpette> i give it three stars
<Mason> that would be awesome.
<Telly> usually you die of thirst in a desert
<Telly> 'cause there's no water
<Mason> Exactly.
<RobbyD> I almost died of sleep deprivation today
<Pimpette> unless you miraculously find a cactus and manage to yank it open
<Mason> It'd be a mystery.
<Telly> and then it turns out the person was held down by a camel while the camel spit in his mouth
<RobbyD> Seriously, now that I don't smoke, pumping stimulants into my body after an all nigher isn't as easy
<Telly> mystery solved
<Pimpette> ew
<Mason> And the camel kills the investigator before the truth is revealed.
<Pimpette> ew
<Mason> Then a sequel is made.
<Pimpette> then a low-budget tv show
<Telly> DeathCamel II: the spittening
<Pimpette> lol
<Telly> I made myself lol
<Telly> a lot
<Telly> I'm glad no one is here to see me laughing at my own joke
<Pimpette> i actually burst out laughing at that
<RobbyD> oh but it still happened
<Mason> Tagline, "I hope you're thirsty!"
<Pimpette> XD
<Telly> XD
<Pimpette> ...i want to draw this

[Pimpette]

...and so I did.



..sort of.

[Ti-Phil]

...and so I did.



..sort of.

That... is seriously disturbing... We don't see the eyes, but we can feel the evil!

[Ahaugen]

[20:46] <Telly> I just mean, we get these random tidbits from your mystery show
[20:47] <Telly> and we have no idea what's going on, at all
[20:47] <Telly> and it's amusing
[20:47] <ahaugen> that's what's so much fun about it
[20:47] * Telly nods
[20:48] <BrownEyedCat> I heartily suggest checking it out. Its pretty fun on its own
[20:49] <ahaugen> yeah, but I'll probably watch it non-stop for about a month, then get bored of it
[20:49] <Telly> hahaha
[20:49] <BrownEyedCat> There's not that much of it
[20:49] <ahaugen> like everything else in my life
[20:49] <Telly> ...
[20:49] <Telly> that was unexpectedly emo
[20:50] <BrownEyedCat> Yeeeah
[20:50] <ahaugen> probably
[20:50] <Tero> If you see the emo coming it's not proper emo
[20:50] <Telly> I see you with a single emo tear sliding down your cheek as you take a slug of rotgut whisky
[20:50] <ahaugen> I don't drink rotgut whisky
[20:51] <ahaugen> I don't even allow it in my house
[20:51] <Telly> shhh, don't spoil the image
[20:51] <Telly> or perhaps gin
[20:51] <Telly> and you cry a single gin-scented tear
[20:51] <Telly> like at the end of 1984
[20:51] <Tero> If it was sudden emo why does he already have a whisky?
[20:51] <ahaugen> bah! when I get emo I drink rum
[20:51] <Tero> And in 1984 they drink Victory Gin
[20:51] <Telly> shh, you're spoiling it again
[20:52] <ahaugen> well your imagery sucks
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] <Telly> now you really have something to cry about, emo kid
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] <BrownEyedCat> Ha haaaaa
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:52] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:52] * Tero drinks victory gin
[20:52] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly punches ahaugen
[20:53] * ahaugen punches Telly
[20:53] * Telly gets bored
[20:53] * dotty flies off the top rope and dropkicks ahaugen
[20:53] <Telly> woo!
[20:53] <Tero> you're supposed to switch places
[20:53] * Telly applauds
[20:53] * ahaugen piledrives Dotty

[Tellurider]

<RobbyD> OH GOD
<MixedMyth> NYOOOOOOOOOOOM
* MixedMyth burrows into Robby
<RobbyD> OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
* MixedMyth pops out the top of robby's skull with his brain in her mouth.
<MixedMyth> NOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
<RobbyD> X_X
<MixedMyth> It tastes like roast chestnuts. =3
<BrownEyedCat> How seasonally appropriate!
<MixedMyth> and delicious!
<RobbyD> Careful eating my brain
<RobbyD> I'm in college
<RobbyD> You have about an hour til you start tripping balls
<MixedMyth> XD

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<Telly> the pope SHOULD BE an old guy who says that
<MixedMyth> oooooh
<Telly> like
<Telly> some crazy religious dude starts bein' all crazy
<Telly> and the pope is like "you need to settle down. here, have a butterscotch."
* Turnsky snickers
<MixedMyth> ....so he needs to be the dalai lama?
<Telly> yes
<Telly> yes he does
<Turnsky> mad thought of the pope being the fourth doctor
<Turnsky> "jellybaby?"
<Telly> dalai llama for pope!
<MixedMyth> the dalai lama is coming to speak. I really want to see him, but tickets are kinda expensive.
<Telly> er
<Telly> one l there
<Telly> great now I'm imagining the pope as a llama
<Telly> can you imagine a llama wearing the pope hat?
<MixedMyth> yes. yes I can
<Telly> or riding in the popemobile?
<Telly> hehehe
<Turnsky> that's the internet pope *nods*
<Telly> XD
<MixedMyth> perhaps that will be one of Dr Dramallama's next fiendish plans
<Telly> awesome!
<Telly> I am in favor of this fiendish plan
<Telly> Dr. Dramallama: Pope of teh Intarwebz
<MixedMyth> mwahahahahhahaaar!
<MixedMyth> the Intarpope!
<Telly> XD
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<Turnsky> the interpopes
<Telly> Webpope?
<Telly> eh, I think the name needs work
<Turnsky> indeed
<Turnsky> hrm
<Turnsky> teh popes?
<Turnsky> oooh!
<Turnsky> lolpopes
<Telly> XD
<Telly> I like that
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<Telly> lolpopes: all ur souls are belong to us
<Telly> hi BEC
<BrownEyedCat> Telly, I think you may have just broken my brain
<BrownEyedCat> And not in a good way

[Pimpette]

[01:06] <Pimpette> BAT CRACK
[01:06] <RobbyD> NANANANANANANANANA
[01:06] <RobbyD> BAT CRACKKKKKK
[01:06] <Telly>
[01:07] <Pimpette> sorry we're watching batman... forever >_>
[01:07] <Pimpette> because it's retarded
[01:07] <Telly> but it's the good retarded
[01:07] <Pimpette> jim carrey and tommy lee jones are the only good parts of this movie
[01:07] <Pimpette> and Tav keeps pausing on the stupidest bits
[01:07] <MixedMyth> I actually enjoy that movie even though it's stupid.
[01:07] <RobbyD> "WATCH THIS LAUREL, LET IT SINK IN"
[01:08] <Telly> it's the good kind of stupid! that's what I'm saying!
[01:08] <Pimpette> Two pause screens: Batman smiling (creepy)
[01:08] <Pimpette> batman changing (BAT CRACK)
[01:08] <MixedMyth> did he pause for the bat nipples and but shot?
[01:08] <MixedMyth> yeeeeah
[01:08] <Pimpette> bat bum
[01:08] <Pimpette> BAT CRACK.
[01:08] <Telly> no no
[01:08] <Telly> bat nipples are in Batman & Robin
[01:09] <Telly> not Batman Forever
[01:09] <Pimpette> batman forever actually has a decent bat symbol on his chest
[01:09] <Pimpette> not colourful, but still there
[01:09] <Pimpette> goddammit batman needs a target on his chest so people don't try to shoot him in the face
[01:09] <Telly> he doesn't have a gay stick-on silver mardi gras mask
[01:09] <Pimpette> lawl
[01:10] <Telly> I think that is a plus
[01:10] <Pimpette> I like to pretend that one doesn't exist fanks
[01:10] <Telly> you know what I wonder
[01:10] <Telly> where does batman get his black eye makeup
[01:10] <Telly> and why is it that he gets it off so quickly and easily
[01:10] <Telly> although they don't seem to show the Batman->Bruce transistion much
[01:11] <Telly> probably 'cause he's using a whole jar of cold cream to get that shit off his eyes
[01:11] <Pimpette> he has bat face cream
[01:11] <Pimpette> duh
[01:11] <Telly>
[01:11] <Pimpette> bat eye makeup
[01:11] <MixedMyth> it's from when Alfred punched him repeatedly for asking him to design a suit with nipples
[01:11] <Pimpette> bat lipgloss
[01:11] <Telly> he gets it on really fast though
[01:11] <Telly>
[01:11] <Pimpette> hahahaha
[01:11] <Telly> the batlips can't be batchapped
[01:11] <Pimpette> oh god
[01:11] <Pimpette> batchaps
[01:11] <Telly>
[01:12] <RobbyD> buttless batchaps

>_>

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