The Chat Quotelist: All the Cool Kids do it.

[McDuffies]

I wouldn't mind having some black ketchup to go along with my gloomier moods.

Emo!

[Jesusabdullah]

14:45 <+Takuun> I think the worse super power would be 'too much information
man'
14:46 <+jesusabdullah> Haha
14:46 <+RobbyD> Actually, a TRUE empath would still suck
14:46 <+RobbyD> Think of your selfesteem problems
14:46 <+Sparrow>
14:46 <+Dotty> yeah, true empathy would be terrible
14:46 <+RobbyD> "God... what tacky shoes"
14:46 <+RobbyD>
14:46 <+jesusabdullah> You'd still have a useful superpower as TMI man
14:46 <+Takuun> empathy sucks
14:46 <+Takuun> how
14:47 <+jesusabdullah> "Freeze, villain, before I tell you ALL about
hemmorhoids!" "Oh God, please stop!"
14:47 <+RobbyD> "I'm here to END you reign of terror! I have masturbated 3
times today! With both hands!"

And later:

14:53 <+BrownEyedCat> Hmmm . . . TMI man . . . and . . . Amazingly Short-Temper
Boy?
14:54 <+RobbyD> "My favorite sexual position is " "GOD DAMMIT JUST SHUT THE
FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY"
14:55 <+Takuun> but short-temper lad me and your mother'"I'LL KILL YOU"
14:55 <+Takuun> kinda ends his super power
14:55 <+Takuun> maybe as nemesis
14:55 * Dotty plots against Robbu and Dorry
14:55 <+Takuun> as a nemesis*
14:55 <+RobbyD> Ah, see, this is why I love the internet

[Lunar]

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<_Lunar_> Bean what did you do?
<Beanish> ....
<Beanish> And then there were two
* Beanish shoots Lunar
<_Lunar_> Damn it i knew that would happen
* _Lunar_ dies
* Beanish wins at Internet

[834n]

And all I got was this crummy t-shirt.

[MixedMyth]

<jesusabdullah> C'mon MixedMyth, say something awesome/profound!
<jesusabdullah> You're good at that, right?
<jesusabdullah> I always thought you were pretty cool, anyway.
<jesusabdullah> (Did I mention I'm smashed? I figure I should throw that out therE)
<jesusabdullah> (So you don't have to ask the obvious question)
<MixedMyth> XD
<jesusabdullah> That's not profound!
<MixedMyth> Well....If I am glue, and you are rubber, if I compliment you, am I not complimenting myself, sir?
<jesusabdullah> SHAME
<jesusabdullah> :D
<jesusabdullah> W8, whut?
<jesusabdullah> Hold on
<jesusabdullah> DAMN YOU
<MixedMyth> XD
<jesusabdullah> for breaking my mind
<jesusabdullah> SHAMEe3
<jesusabdullah> hjbghae
<MixedMyth> Hee hee hee.
<jesusabdullah> WORDS are HARD to TYPE

[Jesusabdullah]

I hate you FOREVER

(that is SUCH a lie. )

[CJBurgandy]

14:45 <+Takuun> I think the worse super power would be 'too much information
man'
14:46 <+jesusabdullah> Haha
14:46 <+RobbyD> Actually, a TRUE empath would still suck
14:46 <+RobbyD> Think of your selfesteem problems
14:46 <+Sparrow>
14:46 <+Dotty> yeah, true empathy would be terrible
14:46 <+RobbyD> "God... what tacky shoes"
14:46 <+RobbyD>
14:46 <+jesusabdullah> You'd still have a useful superpower as TMI man
14:46 <+Takuun> empathy sucks
14:46 <+Takuun> how
14:47 <+jesusabdullah> "Freeze, villain, before I tell you ALL about
hemmorhoids!" "Oh God, please stop!"
14:47 <+RobbyD> "I'm here to END you reign of terror! I have masturbated 3
times today! With both hands!"

And later:

14:53 <+BrownEyedCat> Hmmm . . . TMI man . . . and . . . Amazingly Short-Temper
Boy?
14:54 <+RobbyD> "My favorite sexual position is " "GOD DAMMIT JUST SHUT THE
FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST SERIOUSLY"
14:55 <+Takuun> but short-temper lad me and your mother'"I'LL KILL YOU"
14:55 <+Takuun> kinda ends his super power
14:55 <+Takuun> maybe as nemesis
14:55 * Dotty plots against Robbu and Dorry
14:55 <+Takuun> as a nemesis*
14:55 <+RobbyD> Ah, see, this is why I love the internet

I suggest you all read this slightly NSWF comic http://www.onemanga.com/Ultimate_Hentai_Kamen/ He's almost like TMI man.... only different

[Linkara]

IT WAS AFTER THE APOCALYPSE (and edited a bit)

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<+Way> oh, whoa.
<+goblin> whoa what
<+Way> yeah, there they go.
<+Linkara> O.o
<+Way> I was just the HARBINGER
<+Way> OF THE GREAT DISCONNECT
<+goblin>
<+Way> of 2008.8.1!
<+Way> 2008.8.1.11.37.PST
<+Linkara> Goblin, quick!
<+goblin> the Mayans were wrong
<+goblin> !!
<+Linkara> We'll have to start some sort of post-apocalyptic Mad Max party!
<+Way> we'd better call the FBI CIA M16 and SAS
<+goblin> WOOOOO
<+BrownEyedCat> I'll get my antlers.
<+Way> and some more acronyms
<+Way> help me think of acronyms
* +goblin pounds spikes into her head
<+Linkara> That's the spirit!
<+goblin> wWwoOOOOOoOo
* +goblin drools a little
<+Linkara> Blue people get the first call on drinks!
* +Linkara realigns the spike in Goblin's head.
<+Way> blue as in blue or depressed?
* +goblin tattoos her face heavily
<+Linkara> Blue as in blue
* +Linkara suddenly starts singing, "Am I blue..."
<+goblin> now, do I need to horde spice or water?
<+goblin> or oil?!
<+Linkara> Pfff. Water's everywhere, Goblin.
<@ahaugen> horde all three
<+Linkara> Spice all the way.
<+Linkara> POOL PARTY, WHOOOO!
<+goblin> not anymore though Link!
<+goblin> it's the post-apocalypse!
<+Linkara> Haven't you ever seen "Warrior of the Lost World?" There's lush countryside after the apocalypse!
<+Linkara> BEC, back me up here.
* +goblin dreads hair in white person thin gross dreads
<+BrownEyedCat> I think I haven't seen that one, Link
<+goblin> oh, it can still be green and lush, but that's the exception to the rule
<+Linkara> First episode of season 5, BEC. Features the bald woman from Star Trek the Motion Picture
<+Linkara> And the guy from Paper Chase. ooh! And Donald Pleasance!
<+BrownEyedCat> Oooh, sounds like a winner!
<+goblin> it's a lesser known fact that in the event of the post-apocalypse, rather than try to maintain the infrastructure, everyone almost always sets it on fire.
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<+goblin> and smashes the pipes to keep people from putting out the fire.
<+He-Telly> darn connection
* +He-Telly sighs
<+Linkara> Hey, Telly. Welcome to the apocalypse!
<+He-Telly> ?
<+goblin> POST-apocalypse, actually
<+He-Telly> ?
<+Linkara> We decided that after Way got kicked
<+Linkara> And then you all got kicked
<+He-Telly> bah
<+Linkara> Obviously some sort of apocalypse occurred. Now we live in the post-apocalypse
<+He-Telly> so
<+Linkara> We ride dirt bikes and have cool names.
<+He-Telly> sweet
<+goblin> want a facial tattoo?
* +He-Telly beats up random chatters and steals their gasoline
<+Linkara> That's the spirit, Telly!
<+He-Telly> no it's okay, I have a manly beard
* +Linkara starts a knife fight with Telly, since that's what we do for fun after the apocalypse.
<+goblin> nothing says you can't have both!
* +He-Telly cuts Link
<+Way> what's my cool name?!
* +Linkara cuts Telly in return!
* +He-Telly stabs link in the eye
<+He-Telly> here have an eyepatch, kid
<+Linkara> "Fastball," Way.
<+Way> awesome
<+Way> isn't that a kind of alcholohic drink too?
* +Linkara puts on the eyepatch
<+Way> alcoholic*
<+Way> or is that a speedball...
* +Way shrugs
* Way is now known as Fastball
<+Linkara> Actually it's more a joke on the Way thing again. Plus that song actually is similar to our current situation in the post-apocalypse.
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* +goblin sexes up every woman in the tri-state area to preserve the race
<+Fastball> I've never heard of it
<+Linkara> We live on the open road and free.
* Mercury_hat sets mode: +v JoelF
<+Linkara> One moment, Way.
* Linkara is now known as One-Eyed_Linkara
* One-Eyed_Linkara is now known as One-Eyed-Linkara
* Fastball is now known as Way_[Fastball]
<+Way_[Fastball]> there we go
* goblin is now known as gobbles
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Here, Way: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ
<+He-Telly> I'm satisfied with my name
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Hey, Joel! Welcome to the post-apocalypse!
<+JoelF> The what?
<+Way_[Fastball]> hah, "the way"
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> The post-apocalypse, Joel
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Way was its harbinger when he kept getting kicked
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Then you all got kicked
<+JoelF> Yes, I can read that. I was hoping for some explanation
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> And now we roam the countryside on dirtbikes and have cool names.
<+Way_[Fastball]> Yeah, I'm Way "Fastball" Spurr-Chen (I guess?)
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> The explanation is simple - it was teh apocalypse
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> *the
<+He-Telly> yeah
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Now it's after the apocalypse.
<+gobbles> and facial tattoos and head spikes and gross dreadlocks
<+He-Telly> I stabbed link in the eye
<+He-Telly> he started it
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> I'll give you that
<+He-Telly> no one beats me in a knife fight
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> That's what we do, Telly!
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> We have knife fights to prove how tought we are and because we have nothing better to do when we're not raiding for supplies.
<+gobbles> Way, I haven't heard this song in years
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> *tough
<+gobbles> awesome
<+He-Telly> yep
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Great song, isn't it?
<+gobbles> yup
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Anyway, we have knife fights and then have a "deep" philosophical conversation about the folly of man before we get drunk off our asses.
<+gobbles> and have lesbian sex to continue the human race
<+Way_[Fastball]> I have a sprained wrist right now... so I should say that... uhm
<+He-Telly> pft
<+Way_[Fastball]> I sprained it fighting with a wild, mutated jaguar
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Exactly, Gobbles!
<+He-Telly> we don't need to "continue the human race"
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Why do you think it's lesbian sex, Telly?
<+gobbles> shh don't you be saying that around the women-folk
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> And that's the spirit, Fastball!
<+He-Telly> I think it's lesbian sex because it's sex between two women
<+gobbles> this line is working@
<+He-Telly> that's like, the definition
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Yes, Telly, but the point is it's not supposed to- oh, never mind.
<+He-Telly> and if gobbles wants to impregnate someone via lesbian sex
<+He-Telly> then I think gobbles will find a way
<+gobbles> that's the way I am, use 'em and leave 'em.
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> And that's why we love ya, Gobbles.
<+He-Telly> like a tree
<+He-Telly> spread your seed and leave the proceeds to the government
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> What government? It's after the apocalypse.
<+MMJLU> The government. You know, the insane two headed giant mutant guy who bashes your head in if you don't do what he says.
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Oh, that idiot
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> I thought we knifed him last week?
<+He-Telly> no
<+He-Telly> you put a rabid badger in his bed
<+He-Telly> it only made him angrier
<+He-Telly> and now he has rabies
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> It was funny, though.
<+He-Telly> keeps trying to bite people
* MMJLU is now known as MutantMyth
<+Way_[Fastball]> how about that crazy mutated guy who thinks he's Death..?
<+He-Telly> haven't met him
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Win, Telly.
<+gobbles> I played Twister with him
<+One-Eyed-Linkara> Also, MM, how are you a mutant? Has Mini-Myth become a second head or something?
<+He-Telly> twister is not something you should play with mutants
<+He-Telly> they're all using their extra limbs to cheat and stuff
* +Way_[Fastball] agrees
<+Way_[Fastball]> that was actually a reference to a character who will be in my comic who actually thinks he is Death :O
<+gobbles> yeah, it was close until I started stabbing him.
<+He-Telly> ah yes

[Ti-Phil]

It all started with a murder... (and dancing)

* Linkara dances.
* BrownEyedCat also dances!
* Vorticus grooves
* Ti-Phil dies
<Vorticus> oh noes
<Ti-Phil> don't worry, it's a normal random death
<Linkara> This must be investigated!
* Linkara puts on a trenchcoat and a magnifying glass to become a detective
* Linkara is now known as Detective_Linkara
* Detective_Linkara walks up to Phil's corpse.
<Detective_Linkara> Where were you on the night you died?!
* ahaugen is now known as Lieutenant_Ahaugen
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> I'd bust him back to a beat, but he's the Commissioner's boy
<Detective_Linkara> I'm a Private Eye, Lieutenant! You can't bust me anymore!
<Detective_Linkara> Now then, this is an interrogation!
<Detective_Linkara> You're working for Mahoney, aren't you, Phil's dead body?! AREN'T YOU?!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> no, this is where I arrest you for interfering with a police Investigation
<Detective_Linkara> LOOK! Murderer at twelve o'clock! *Points across the street.*(
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> it's not a murder until it's called in
<Detective_Linkara> ...
<Detective_Linkara> LOOK! Donut shop!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> stop now, and I won't make up a resisting arrest charge
<Detective_Linkara> AHAHAHA! I see how it is, now! You're working for Mahoney, TOO! I'm getting close to the truth now, aren't I?!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen arrests link
<Detective_Linkara> You'll never get away with this, you crooked cop! My geeky but awesome assistant will save me!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> you have the right to remain silent
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> SO USE IT!
<Detective_Linkara> BEC! Use the Gaav Flare!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> anything you say can and will be twisted and distorted into a confession
<BrownEyedCat> . . . You do know WHY I'm bemoaning the fact that I learned that spell, right?
<Detective_Linkara> bemoan the facts later! I need a rescue!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> you have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford one, TOO BAD!
<Detective_Linkara> Just use something! The sound of his voice is annoying me!
* BrownEyedCat sighs
* BrownEyedCat throws a Cactus WaterBalloon
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen ducks and lets it hit Link
<Detective_Linkara> OW!
<Detective_Linkara> Another!
* BrownEyedCat throws a second one
<Detective_Linkara> I think you've got him on the ropes now!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen ducks and lets it hit Link
<Detective_Linkara> ACK!
<Detective_Linkara> One more should do it!
* BrownEyedCat throws one at Ahau this time!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen ducks and lets it hit Link
* Detective_Linkara is hit and falls unconscious, therefore too heavy for Ahaugen to carry!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen leaves Link in a holding cell
* Detective_Linkara awakens.
<Detective_Linkara> Yes, my brilliant plan worked!
* Detective_Linkara uses the needles stuck in him from the cacti to pick the lock and escape back to BEC!
<Detective_Linkara> Now then, geeky but awesome assistant, we need to know why Mahoney would want to kill Phil!
<Detective_Linkara> Any ideas?
<BrownEyedCat> Perhaps he was suffering from ham jealousy, but was too intelligent to target me?
<Detective_Linkara> No, Phil gives away his ham too easily! He would've just gotten the ham from him, anyway!
<BrownEyedCat> He would not!
<Detective_Linkara> I think this may be something diabolical.
<Detective_Linkara> Something... sinister.
<BrownEyedCat> I would have eaten that ham!
<Detective_Linkara> BEC, I think we're dealing with a TURKEY-RELATED MURDER!
<BrownEyedCat> Tur . . . turkey!
<Detective_Linkara> Yes!
<BrownEyedCat> I am shocked!
<Detective_Linkara> The one substance that Mahoney craves even beyond ham!
<BrownEyedCat> Of course!
<BrownEyedCat> . . . Who's Mahoney again?
<Detective_Linkara> With the promise of turkey, he could've bought off half the force, even with someone as dedicated to their work as Ahaugen!
<Detective_Linkara> Oh, BEC, this is why I'm the detective. Mahoney is the mysterious crime boss that we fight in nightly adventures!
<BrownEyedCat> Oooooh.
<Detective_Linkara> One rumor says he's a robot!
<BrownEyedCat> Well, it's a good thing I asked, or the kids who didn't tune in last week would be confused!
<Detective_Linkara> Indeed!
<Detective_Linkara> Another rumor says he's Fadie... but a robot Fadie!
<Mahoney> But a rumor says..it is I
<Detective_Linkara> *DRAMATIC PRAIRIE DOG TURN-AROUND!*
<Mahoney> Now dastardly duo, you shan't stop my turkey control plot!
<Detective_Linkara> AHA! I knew it was you! That corpse was entirely too suspicious!
<Mahoney> Of course! No one ever suspect the dead guy to be the villain!
<Detective_Linkara> For one thing, it was bleeding the wrong way!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> that's cause it's not a corpse
<Mahoney> Blast your cunning eye!
<Detective_Linkara> Lieutenant Ahaugen! Well, all the players in this drama have appeared!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> it's a hog carcass with Ti-Phil painted on it
<Detective_Linkara> A very clever disguise, Lieutenant!
<Mahoney> And now that everyone is in place, it's time for you all to fight my little pet!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> if you weren't too busy giving it the nth degree, you'd have noticed it
<BrownEyedCat> Oooh, Pet!
<Mahoney> Dave! Fight them!
<Detective_Linkara> !!!
<Detective_Linkara> You're INSANE, Mahoney!
<Mahoney> Of course! Otherwise I wouldn't be me!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen shoots Mahoney
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> there, done
<Detective_Linkara> Damn your logic!
* Mahoney laughs evilly as he flees
<Detective_Linkara> Lieutenant! I knew you were on the side of the angels!
<Mahoney> urg... .what is this...b..b..b..blood? Am I...really dying...?
<Detective_Linkara> Yes, Mahoney. A murderer dying. How ironic!
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> ... and you are wanted for jailbreak
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<Mahoney> I..I..Impossible..imp..imp...imp...BEEEEEEEP. *collapsand the mask falls off*
* Mahoney is now known as Robot-Fadie
<Detective_Linkara> Wow, the rumors were true!
<BrownEyedCat> Gasp! It was Old Man Robot, all along!
* FadingAura gets her big wrench
<Vorticus> man, it's always old man robot
* FadingAura whacks the Robot Fadie with her large wrench
<Detective_Linkara> I'd say this case was closed, BEC! Now, let's go watch Slayers!
<BrownEyedCat> Wooo!
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen grabs Linkara by the collar
* Robot-Fadie is now known as Ti-Phil
* Ti-Phil comes back from the toilet
<Ti-Phil> Did I miss anything?
<Lieutenant_Ahaugen> aren't you forgetting a little jailbreak episode
<Detective_Linkara> TUNE IN NEXT WEEK WHEN DETECTIVE LINKARA AND BEC FACE OFF AGAINST... THE LAWYERS!
* Detective_Linkara is now known as Linkara
<Linkara> And Scene.
* Lieutenant_Ahaugen is now known as Network_Executive
<Network_Executive> you're canceled
<BrownEyedCat> Crap! Run LinK!
* Linkara runs!
* Linkara starts playing Benny Hill music.

[834n]

<Rock_showeran> YOU
<CaptainClaude> YOU TOO
<+Beanish> YOU TWO!
<CaptainClaude> YOO HOOOOO
<+Beanish> Hello!
<CaptainClaude> hiii
<+Beanish> http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y80/Ju ... aabiii.jpg
<CaptainClaude> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/r ... ealone.png
<CaptainClaude> perfect
<CaptainClaude> absolutely perfect
<+Beanish> indeed
<+Beanish> that was loverly
<CaptainClaude> i didnt realise ust how perfect it was until after i did it
<CaptainClaude> then i was all
<CaptainClaude> WOW
<+Beanish>
<+Beanish> well
* +Beanish gives Claude a gold star
* CaptainClaude flies off on it

[Killbert-Robby]

<Dotty> how do i get my hugs and smooches and unspeakables
* Telly shoves robby in the same liquid nitrogen tank
<Telly> PROBLEM SOLVED
<Dotty> you know when you __________ my ____________
<Dotty> oh, okay
<BrownEyedCat> Telly has all the answers
<RobbyD> when I what now
<RobbyD> o_o
<Telly> snargle her boofleck
<Telly> >_>
<Dotty> now you can __________ my _____________ with your _______ all day and night
<Ti-Phil> I don't get it
<Ti-Phil> wait.. are the words : eat pie and mouth?
<Telly> that was so dirty

[MixedMyth]

While talking about the Perseids Meteor Shower...

RobbyD> I missed the shower
<RobbyD> Couldnt see *any* of it
<Telly> woooooo I'm clean
<Telly> ......
<RobbyD> No
<Telly> YOU WERE TRYING TO WATCH MY SHOWER!?!!?

[SergeXIII]

<Faceless> Huh, what's killed more people, atomic bombs, lions, hedgehogs, or ducks?
<SergeXIII> Atomic Bombs?
<Faceless> Ducks.
<Faceless> They spread a disease in 1918 in Spain, killed 25 million people.
<SergeXIII> Okay, but a duck never burned someone's shadow onto a wall
<SergeXIII> although that would be awesome
<SergeXIII> like, a Duckdoken

[MixedMyth]

[21:08] MMMMMDawgMMM: give me back Dawg!
[21:08] MMnMnMnDawg: Give who back Dawg?
[21:09] MMMMMDawgMMM: Dawg!
[21:09] MnMnMMnDawg: He gave himself willingly.
[21:09] MMnMnMnDawg: We have dawg, and we cannot give him back to ourselves because he is already here.
[21:09] MMMMMDawgMMM: ...
[21:09] MMMMMDawgMMM: you win this time with your word trickery!
[21:09] MMnMnMnDawg: We win because WE ARE AWESOME.
[21:10] MnMnMMnDawg: Super awesome.
[21:10] MMnMnMnDawg: Yeah!

[Tellurider]

<RobbyD> I need that area intact
<RobbyD> For
<RobbyD> ...
<RobbyD> stuff
<Telly> what sort of stuff
<Telly> please explain
<Telly> in detail
<Telly> :D
<RobbyD> Well you see Telly
<RobbyD> When a man loves a woman
<RobbyD> Or when a man and a women have so much as a slight physical attraction
<RobbyD> *woman
<RobbyD> Actually, no, leave that as women
<Telly> XD
<RobbyD> The man puts his hoo hoo dilly in the women's cha cha to show how slightly physically attracted he is to her/them
<Telly> ...
<Telly> .....................
<Telly> "hoo hoo dilly"?????
* RobbyD sighs
<RobbyD> Fine
<Telly> I have never heard of a "hoo hoo dilly"
<RobbyD> The man puts his warm throbbing bastion of love into the womans gates of damn pleasure
<Telly> XD
<RobbyD> *damp
<Telly> XD

[Terotrous]

<K-Dawg> Tero if you can guess what the secret word is, then I will begin work on ADM today!
<K-Dawg> but to show i'm a good sport I will allow you to ask one question to try to figure out what the secret word is.
<Terotrous> What's the secret word?
<WongFeiHung> !!!
<K-Dawg> ...
<K-Dawg> the secret word is "petunia"
<WongFeiHung> lol
<Terotrous> Is it petunia?
<WongFeiHung> gg, go to work
<K-Dawg> you're right, fine I work on ADM!
<WongFeiHung> PWNED
<Terotrous> Another job well done

[834n]

Nice

[The Way]

[17:14] <Linkara> Who be the BigSister?
[17:14] <Way> DAMN
[17:14] <ahaugen> you don't have to know to start the rumor
[17:14] <Way> Linkara was so close from a perfect "Heyo!"
[17:15] <Linkara> And hey, Robby. ^^
[17:15] <Telly> I got into a discussion about Tolkien and then it was like hey everyone but us is asleep let's go
[17:15] <Linkara> How would that have been perfect?
[17:15] * BigSister watches Linkara.
[17:15] <Way> you had to be here, Link
[17:15] <Way> you had to be here
[17:16] <RobbyD> Man, people falling asleep always kills the pary
[17:16] * BigSister is related to BigBrother.
[17:16] <RobbyD> I remember the good old days
[17:16] <Linkara> I'm being watched!
[17:16] <Telly> well it was like 4 am
[17:16] <Linkara> ...
[17:16] <Telly> to be fair
[17:16] * Linkara strips.
[17:16] <Telly> :O
[17:16] <Telly> AUGH MY EYES
[17:16] <ahaugen> oh dear god!!!
[17:16] <RobbyD> I know Telly, but I'm just fondly remembering days where a party meant being up all night
[17:16] <McLev> JESUS FUCKING_
[17:16] <Telly> x_x
[17:16] <McLev> BAHHH
[17:16] <ahaugen> the horror! the horror! the horror!
[17:16] <RobbyD> .................................
[17:16] <--| McLev has left #keenspace
[17:16] <RobbyD> What
[17:16] <Linkara> LOL!
[17:16] -->| McLev (Levzilla@ppp245-130.static.internode.on.net) has joined #keenspace
[17:16] <RobbyD> Is that like... a Picasso painting or something?
[17:17] * Telly IS BLIND
[17:17] * RobbyD angles his head
[17:17] =-= Mode #Keenspace +v McLev by Mercury_Hat
[17:17] * RobbyD squints
[17:17] <RobbyD> THATS NO PICASSO
[17:17] <RobbyD> OH MY GOD
[17:17] <McLev> is...is that a raisin?
[17:17] * BigSister is watching something else.
[17:17] <Linkara> HEY!
[17:17] * ahaugen curls up into the fetal position
[17:17] * RobbyD vomits uncontrollably
[17:17] * Way laughs wildly
[17:17] <RobbyD> GOOD GOD
[17:17] * McLev 's gone catatonic
[17:17] <ahaugen> ohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgodohgod
[17:17] * RobbyD pukes all over catatonic Lev
[17:17] <McLev> makeitgoawaymakeitgoawaymakeitgoawaymakeitgoawayMAKEITGOAWA--
[17:17] <RobbyD> I CANT EVEN STOP IT
[17:17] <Linkara> ...I haven't even gotten any clothes beyond my coat off!
[17:18] <RobbyD> THIS IS THE MOST HORRIBLE THING EVER
[17:18] <McLev> YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR COAT ON
[17:18] <Telly> I can't see. I CAN'T SEE
[17:18] <RobbyD> BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArhrhrhrhrgrgrgrgrhhgr
[17:18] <ahaugen> please kill me
[17:18] <ahaugen> kill me
[17:18] <McLev> no you kill me first
[17:18] <Linkara> I have like two layers of clothing, Levy!
[17:18] <ahaugen> dear god, KILL ME!
[17:18] <RobbyD> Fuck you assholes
[17:18] <RobbyD> I die FIRST
[17:18] <McLev> NO ME FIRST
[17:18] * BigSister shoots Linkara and covers the dead body.
[17:18] <Telly> someone make poisoned koolaid
[17:18] <Linkara> ACK!
[17:18] <McLev> okay, we shoot each other at the same time
[17:18] <Telly> then we can all die together
[17:18] <RobbyD> LETS KILL EACH-....
[17:18] <RobbyD> hey
[17:18] <McLev> ONE-TWO.....
[17:18] <RobbyD> hey wait its gone

[17:19] <RobbyD> and this is allllllll going to be quoted
[17:19] <RobbyD> oh yes

Got that right, Robby.

[Killbert-Robby]

*edit* FINE, DELETED, since you posted first by like SECONDS

[The Way]

*edit* FINE, DELETED, since you posted first by like SECONDS

[17:21] <RobbyD> DAMMIT WAY

HURR