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MSPcomix wrote:The guide doesn't have any evidence of how many people have viewed the page, it just says that there are 239 comics uploaded (which I believe is inaccurate).
The evidence is your position on the list, based upon the number of pages loaded from CG servers related to your domain. You are currently at position 11,574. That means that 11,573 other comic domains on the CG servers get more hits than Horndog. It's as simple as that.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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The CG guide is poorly organized, and has no data on site traffic. I'm looking right at GA, and it's showing 1,500 to 2,000 unique views a day. Try again?

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MSPcomix wrote:Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.
And yet not a one of them has linked to it in an advertising manner or done anything other than to say "I'm so and so from TWCL, and he's done this before". In fact, they have actually gone INTO the IRC chat and had friendly discussions with myself and other CG members. They are in fact BEING NICE and BONDING with us. It's almost like the exact opposite of what you say they are doing...is what they are doing.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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WendyW wrote:
MSPcomix wrote:Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.
oppernaR registered in 2004 and I registered last year.
You don't have accounts on CG, don't bring traffic to the website, which means that you aren't paying to be on here, and you shouldn't be here harassing people that do.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:The CG guide is poorly organized, and has no data on site traffic. I'm looking right at GA, and it's showing 1,500 to 2,000 unique views a day. Try again?
I call bullshit on those numbers.
Prove that I'm wrong.

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Oppy has a comic on here. You've seen it before.
I joined to promote the awards. You called me an egowhore before I ever posted in this thread.
You insulted me and I had an account and therefor a way to respond so I did.
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MSPcomix wrote:
WendyW wrote:
MSPcomix wrote:Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.
oppernaR registered in 2004 and I registered last year.
You don't have accounts on CG, don't bring traffic to the website, which means that you aren't paying to be on here, and you shouldn't be here harassing people that do.
Dude... a comic with NO ARCHIVE AND NO COMICS brings more traffic than YOU DO!

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MSPcomix wrote:The CG guide is poorly organized, and has no data on site traffic. I'm looking right at GA, and it's showing 1,500 to 2,000 unique views a day. Try again?
I don't need to try anything but build snowmen. The only numbers that are unsubstantiated, here, are yours.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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ChaosBurnFlame wrote:Dude... a comic with NO ARCHIVE AND NO COMICS brings more traffic than YOU DO!
I POSTED DIRECT DATA FROM GOOGLE ANALYCTICS.

You're arguing with facts, you moron.

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MSPcomix wrote:Come on, lazy, stupid people, there's a counter right on my fucking website that shows that I have over 1 million views.
Seriously? I have to repost a screen cap of your own site, one I already posted earlier, just to make you look like an idiot?
http://yfrog.com/63screenshotzdp

Learn to count. LEARN TO COUNT. LEARN TO COUNT!

Also, you're doing the numbers dance and changing your story from over 17 million to over 1 million. You are still off by a factor of 100. Divide by that and you'll get an accurate report of HITS you've had.
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MSPcomix wrote:
ChaosBurnFlame wrote:Dude... a comic with NO ARCHIVE AND NO COMICS brings more traffic than YOU DO!
I POSTED DIRECT DATA FROM GOOGLE ANALYCTICS.

You're arguing with facts, you moron.
Prove it. You're making up numbers and are a liar. Prove me wrong. Post a fucking screen capture.
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Excuse me, double post.
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Hint: the answer isn't five.

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Hey, MSP, just checking....you do know how many digits there are in a million, right?
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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Laemkral wrote:Prove it. You're making up numbers and are a liar. Prove me wrong. Post a fucking screen capture.
What part of MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME DO THAT do you not understand?

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holy crap this thing has blown up.

Shame on all of you for hatin' on MSP comix

lets get the facts straight

fact- HornDog is a huge UNDERGROUND comic with millions of fans
fact- Horndog is the most important and infleuncal UNDERGROUND comic of all time
fact- It gets millions of visits every day
fact- its all done with out corp support and without riding other peoples dick
fact- UNDERGROUND
fact- its not furry porn
fact- everyone from the wbcl who are posting in HIS thread are jealous trolls
fact- if you diss him your dissing UNDERGROUND COMICS
fact- dissing him will kill your career current victems include Cope, IVstudios, Laemkral(though being in the US army its hard to make it worse) anyone I miss?

UNDERGROUND IS UNDERGROUND! UNDERGROUND!

dude I totally got your back. totally

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oh what a tangled web we weave

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MSPcomix wrote:
Laemkral wrote:Prove it. You're making up numbers and are a liar. Prove me wrong. Post a fucking screen capture.
What part of MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME DO THAT do you not understand?
The part where you're lying. :D
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:
ChaosBurnFlame wrote:Dude... a comic with NO ARCHIVE AND NO COMICS brings more traffic than YOU DO!
I POSTED DIRECT DATA FROM GOOGLE ANALYCTICS.

You're arguing with facts, you moron.
You did not post direct data. You posted your own estimations.

Tell you what: Google Analytics can output a spreadsheet report and send it via email. Post THAT online and then we'll believe you.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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I posted direct data from Google Analytics. Why would anyone argue with facts?

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Marry me, Spaceprincess. I'm serious.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:
Laemkral wrote:Prove it. You're making up numbers and are a liar. Prove me wrong. Post a fucking screen capture.
What part of MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME DO THAT do you not understand?
The part where I showed, even if Printscreen doesn't work, you could use the Snip Tool, which is free in all versions of vista... OR print a website as a PDF.

Yeah, that part.

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MSPcomix wrote:
Laemkral wrote:Prove it. You're making up numbers and are a liar. Prove me wrong. Post a fucking screen capture.
What part of MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME DO THAT do you not understand?
The part where you don't know how to work a computer. Do you need me to hold your hand through the process?

http://www.google.com/search?client=saf ... 8&oe=UTF-8
http://www.wikihow.com/Take-a-Screensho ... ft-Windows

Be a big boy, press Alt + Print Screen, as you mentioned using Windows 7.
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