Be sure to still look every person that passes by your car in the eye, that'll REALLY show emJim North wrote:How "respectable" could it really be if you can buy Playboys there? It's the people who shop at a place that sells Playboys and look at you funny for actually buying one that are out of place, not you! Buy that Playboy! Hold it up over your head as you walk out! Look every single person that you pass on the way out straight in the eye! And then masturbate in the parking lot afterward!Bustertheclown wrote:To be fair, buying a Playboy from a respectable place gets you funny looks, and nobody wants to go to the "adult bookstore."
That'll show 'em.
Top five laziest inventions
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only if by the internet you mean The Router.Alias Pseudonym wrote:>.<Phact0rri wrote:they forgot to mention the internet.
That was invented so that it would be difficult for a nuclear attack to break up communication networks. Not seeing the laziness there. Maybe those shopping-from-home sites...
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Silly, internet wasn't invented. It was created by God on 8th day.
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No need to be so formal. You can call him Al Gore.
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