I'm up to here with the Christmas spirit!

Mo · Post by Mo » Sun Dec 09, 2007 12:55 am

Dave Against The Machine wrote:
Laemkral wrote:As opposed to Hannukah which is a celebration of the freedom fighter and all things flammable.

!!!!!!!
*converts*
So...... where do I sign up?

*hands him a contract*

Right there. Never mind the fine print about circumcision.

Laemkral · Post by **Laemkral** » Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:50 am

Slice and dice.

Dave Against The Machine · Sun Dec 09, 2007 2:10 pm

I'm um.......sure there a way.........to um........avoid that......
<_< >_>

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 6:52 am

From the title, I thought this thread was gonna be one of those "I'm sick of Christmass" things.

Dr Legostar · Post by **Dr Legostar** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:29 am

being orthodox christian and living in the US affords me the ability to celebrate "american gift giving day" as a secular holiday and then later actual christmas as a religious holiday, so i don't suffer from that same "taking the christ out of christmas" problem so many people have.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 7:43 am

My friends and I have a second holiday called, "Useless crap giving day." I gave one of my friends the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special.

What a piece of crap that was.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 1:55 pm

legostargalactica wrote:being orthodox christian and living in the US affords me the ability to celebrate "american gift giving day" as a secular holiday and then later actual christmas as a religious holiday, so i don't suffer from that same "taking the christ out of christmas" problem so many people have.

Cheater.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:03 pm

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:My friends and I have a second holiday called, "Useless crap giving day." I gave one of my friends the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special.

What a piece of crap that was.

I want!

Kaloo · Post by **Kaloo** » Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:18 pm

Any of you guys ever listen to the Bob and Tom Show. I just remembered their "Let's put Christ back in christmas, starting with all our favorite christmas songs." thing... It was so stupid... they just added extra line like, And Jesus was Frosty's best friend... I love the holidays, and remember the x in x-mas isn't the letter x, it's the greek letter chi.

Redtech · Post by **Redtech** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:15 am

Just as well it isn't "ex"-mas. *shudders at the thought.*

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:27 am

mcDuffies wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:My friends and I have a second holiday called, "Useless crap giving day." I gave one of my friends the He-Man & She-Ra Christmas Special.

What a piece of crap that was.
I want!

HA HA! Here you go. Later you see that Skeletor (or one of the other vilians, I forget) has a penis-shaped helicopter:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5oDfIta6_Q
This is the best comment on the site:

Im surprised they celebrate Christmas in eternia, surely with all the magic and sourcery going on then the imaculate conception of Jesus Christ would be pretty meeningless to them.

Well, he got me SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, so we're pretty even. Sort of.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:22 pm

That one sounds even better.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri Dec 14, 2007 3:28 pm

mcDuffies wrote:That one sounds even better.

All I can say is, "Dear God..."

Caymenturbo · Post by **Caymenturbo** » Wed Dec 19, 2007 6:33 pm

I am gonna having another lonely christmas....

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:50 am

theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:That one sounds even better.
All I can say is, "Dear God..."

+

As if God had anything to do with that.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 11:58 am

Noise Monkey wrote:
theSuburbanLetdown wrote:
mcDuffies wrote:That one sounds even better.
All I can say is, "Dear God..."
+

As if God had anything to do with that.

Well, the movie was made by Satan.

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:09 pm

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:20 pm

...okay.

*shrugs*

Noise Monkey · Post by **Noise Monkey** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:31 pm

Wrong Satan?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Thu Dec 20, 2007 12:33 pm

I dunno. Satan was bald the other day and had a different coat. I dunno who this guy thinks he is, but he's messing with powers he can't comprehend. Now we're doomed to watch more bad movies.