The Chat Quotelist: All the Cool Kids do it.

[Avatar007]

Not to sound like a complete newbie..oh forget it I am one x__X:

Where is this real time chat for ComicGen?

irc.esper.net
channel: #keenspace

edit: GRAH, I was sniped!

[Garneta]

* Legostar smacks beef
<07Legostar> wow.. that sounds dirty
<The_Mortician> Mwaha
<sincerely> Oh yeah.
<BeefotronX> That's why nobody else smacks beef in public.
<10Kat_North> Yes it very much does sound dirty
<07Legostar> what i meant to say "shut up beef, this is serious"

[Dr Legostar]

good, that deserved to be quoted.

[Garneta]

Well, someones gotta take advantage of the crisis situation, after all!

[Blackaby]

<mrbob> humans make the best cushions
<blackaby> Except Zwuh.
<blackaby> And likely you, Bobbins.
<Zwuh>
* Faceless leans on sin
<Bustin> kids these days so Malleable
<blackaby> You both seem more the fold-out lounge wooden chair that hurts your arse when you sit there for too long kind of guys.
<mrbob> oh give me a chane! I'm sure my bum could be used as some sort of comfort
<mrbob> chance*
<blackaby> It's just not ghetto, luff.
<Zwuh> Maybe by a gay cowboy.
<blackaby> Brokebob mountain.
<Zwuh> "Oh god, we broke Bob!"
<blackaby> "Awesome! Let's do it again!"

[Guildmaster Van]

* RA fidgets. she hates it when clothes get too small TT;;
<GuildmasterVan> ...but men love it.
<Rock_Dash> Men are such pigs
<GuildmasterVan> It's not my fault. I was born with a crippling disability between my legs.

[Sput]

[01:28] <@Rock_Dash> We should write a song about dicknipples
[01:28] * Turnsky sets mode: -o Rock_Dash

XD had to be done.

[Ti-Phil]

RYClaude: "you can find me in the pub, wiv a pint a' bud look luv i got a fiver if you let me see your jugs"

RYClaude: see in french, that's probably enchanting

blackaby: Actually it's enchanting just saying it in a French accent.

RYClaude: ...

RYClaude: you're right

Ti-Phil: "Tu peux me trouver au bar, avec une peinte de bière, regarde chérie, t'auras cinq si tu me permets de voir tes boules.."

Ti-Phil: that doesn't sound quite right..

Even now it still doesn't sound right.

[Nyke]

<ShineDog> call it Wii in japan, for all i care, but dont call it the fucking Wii here if you expect it to sell.
<Rock_Dash> Because Dreamcast isn't a synonym for penis or urine
<JoelF> Quite your job so you can come to the cookout yet?
<Keff_inking> Hahahahaha.... No.
<Rock_Dash> They will change it.
* ShineDog has left #keenspace
<JoelF> ... Why *not*?
* ShineDog has joined #keenspace
* Cryssi sets mode: +o ShineDog
<ShineDog> woops
<NykeCoV> Yeah, to something like "The Cock!"
<NykeCoV> "Hey guys, I'm playing the Cock!"
<Keff_inking> ...Some days I'm close, I have to tell you.
<Keff_inking> I've been working nothing but sundays for the past few weeks because of exams.
<NykeCoV> "I'm playing NCAA with the Cock!"
<Keff_inking> Argh, cranky old chruch ladies. -_-
<JoelF> Has anyone here got a gmail account I can send a test message to?
<Keff_inking> I do.
<Keff_inking> <deleted too fuckin' late. Sorry, Keff>
<JoelF> Thnaks.
<Keff_inking> No problem.
<NykeCoV> "I just love the Cock!"
<Keff_inking> I dump everything from my other three e-mail accounts in there.
<Rock_Dash> "Hey, how's your new Cock?"
<Rock_Dash> "Cas I borrow your Cock sometime?"
<NykeCoV> "Great, it runs like a dream. Hey, nice Cock!"
<JoelF> Sent, Keef. Could you let me know if you get it?
<BeefotronX> "Do your homework before 7 or I'm removing your Cock!"
<JoelF> ^Keff
<Rock_Dash> "Wow, is that your Cock? It's so tiny!"
* Keff_inking checks.
<Keff_inking> Success!
<Rock_Dash> "Lemme hold The Cock!"
<Keff_inking> ....What were we testing?
<JoelF> Really? Weird. I was sure I had been put on their spam mail list or something
<Keff_inking> Apparently not.
<JoelF> I wonder why I can't get through to my other correspondant...
<NykeCoV> "Just let me whip out my Cock!"
<MrBob> Darn. I have to send them another note then
<Keff_inking> Try someone else, maybe?
<Keff_inking> Bob!
<MrBob> where??
<Keff_inking> OMG you just missed him!
<JoelF> This "joke" is going to go on for *hours* isn't it?
<Keff_inking> He went that way! *points*
<JoelF> I have more ammo
* MrBob chases after
<MrBob> wait bob wait!
<Keff_inking> Go, Bob, go! Bob owes you MONEY!
<BeefotronX> "No, you can't play with your Cock in front of the big screen TV!"
<MrBob> I do??
<MrBob> argh!
<Rock_Dash> "Careful, if you break my Cock, you're buying me a new one!"
* MrBob runs faster
<MrBob> he'll never get it from me!
* JoelF trips Bob
<JoelF> (Either one)
<NykeCoV> "Is that your Cock, or are you just happy to see me?"
<Tabs> Erhh...
* Tabs slowly backs away from the chat.
<K-Dawg> da hell?
<K-Dawg> I return to cock?
<GuildmasterVan> Oh snap... I left chat on again.
* Tabs takes KD with her.
<Tabs> Shhh, don't say a thing..
<K-Dawg> kaaay
<GuildmasterVan> I keep forgetting to turn it off when I leave my apartment.
<BrownEyedCat> Eh, no one cares.
<BrownEyedCat> Lots of people are logged in but inactive
<sincerely> Yay, I'm no longer "posts some" on cornstalker. I'm "regular poster" now. Woo.
<JoelF> So? Everyone else seems to leave it on when they're asleep
<NykeCoV> "Hey, Baby, stop sucking on my Cock."

<NykeCoV> Okay, so I guess we had enough Cock.
<Rock_Dash> I can't wait to get a Cock
<Rock_Dash> Cock games are gonna be sweet
<sincerely> ...

<The_Mortician> Gamestationbox
* Keff_inking has quit IRC (Quit: Chatzilla 0.9.72 [Firefox 1.5.0.2/2006030804])
<BeefotronX> It reminds me of a lopsided monolith
<NykeCoV> The Cock!
<BeefotronX> They could call it the Nintendo Monolith.
<BeefotronX> That would be an awe-inspiring name.
<skylark_King> then monkies could beat it with a bone
<The_Mortician> That sounds cool
<Teamayhem> have the commercials make fun of 2001.
<KittyKatBlack> They should call it the NEU.
<KittyKatBlack> Nintendo Entertainment Universe.
<Rock_Dash> Hey Nike, when are you going to get The Cock?
<KittyKatBlack> ^_^
<Legostar> Nike loves The Cock

[Blackaby]

<Zwuh> If I cut off bits of my body would you love me more?
* Zwuh waves a saw around.
<blackaby> Which bits.
<Zwuh> I was thinking maybe start with a toe
<blackaby> Let's see if it turns me on.
* Zwuh chops off his toe... seductively.
<blackaby> Hm.
<blackaby> Nope.
<Zwuh> Good thing I started small.
<Noise_Monkey> there was a joke there, Zwuh, but I exercised all my maturity to avoid it. sadly, this means I'm screwed if any of my superiors say anything at all to me today
<blackaby> Congratulations, Noise Monkey.
<blackaby> I'm sure being fired for screaming out, "COCK COCK OMG YOUR COCK," in the middle of a work day will be a small price to pay for Zwuh's mental wellbeing
<Noise_Monkey> I do what I can to help
<blackaby> You're a kind man.
<blackaby> You'll be rewarded when the revelation comes.

[MixedMyth]

RobinPaperGoCrazy breaks her cover and chews on Net.
Net glomps Michelle
Ti-Phil yeah... ancd those are scary
Turnsky glomps the pauper robin
drawing_dragon glomps Net in return
Net glomps both Robins
RobinPaperGoCrazy chews on Turnsky, too.
RobinPauper twirls turnsky about and hugs net
RobinPaperGoCrazy Good lord. I think we just had an orgy.

[Ti-Phil]

If I may add...

<RobinPauper> we're both robins
<Turnsky> o.o
<Turnsky> i'm so confused =p
<Ti-Phil> It's simple
* Ti-Phil flies to RobinPaperGoCrazy
<Ti-Phil> this is robin
* Ti-Phil flies to RobinPauper
<Ti-Phil> this is robin
<RobinPauper>
<RobinPauper> extremely simple

[MixedMyth]

Legostar casts Summon RA
K-Dawg that won't summon her.
RA appears in a poof armed to the teeth!
K-Dawg ...
RA oh
RA it won't?
RA unpoofs!
K-Dawg hah!
MixedMyth Ha ha!
Legostar heh
K-Dawg now watch and learn.
K-Dawg waves around some yaoi
wishmaster waits
|<-- K-Dawg has left chocobo.esper.net:6666 (Quit: )
aardvark ...
RA ...

[DJMayhem]

poor me.

MrBob> http://www.dearthco.com/The_Old_Lion_Hu ... hunter.jpg
<MrBob> I love this picture
<MrBob> it makes you think
<RYClaude> man
<RYClaude> thats sad
<DanielMayhem> .... you better not be getting ideas
<prettysenshi> ....how?
<MrBob> what did the poor lion do to deserve this assasination
<RYClaude> i am upset
* RYClaude cries
* RYClaude blows hs nose
<DanielMayhem> hey!
<DanielMayhem> don't use me as a kleenex!
* RYClaude crumples TM up and throws him in the bin
* DanielMayhem is thrown into the bin
<DanielMayhem> hey, i think i found my car keys in here...
<RYClaude> cool
<RYClaude> and so everyone lived happily ever after
* DanielMayhem throws himself into the washer
* RobinPierce puts Team in the dryer when he's done
=-= Mort-Writing is now known as Mort-away
<prettysenshi> later mort
<Mort-away> later Senshi
* DanielMayhem comes out a fluffy ball
* RYClaude puts TM on a stick
<DanielMayhem> heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
* RobinPierce takes team off of the stick
* RYClaude puffa air at him and watches the hair blow away like dandelion seeds
<RYClaude> get it?
<RobinPierce> XD
<RYClaude> cos he's a DANDY LION
<RYClaude> OH YES
<MrBob> UGH
<RobinPierce> oh god, that was horrid and hilarious all at the same time
<DanielMayhem> ...i hate you and love you at the same time, claude
* RYClaude throws his arms int the air and bows
* DanielMayhem hides in robin's shirt in order to avoid being naked
<RYClaude> yoink
* RobinPierce sews team a suit of immitation fur
* DanielMayhem still stays in robin's shirt, embarrassed
* RobinPierce gives team the suit
<DanielMayhem> but i'd rather wait for my hair to come baaaaack
<RobinPierce> .. I'll bet you would
<DanielMayhem> same thing happened to my cousin aslan! look at him now!
<RYClaude> your cousin is liam Neeson?
<RYClaude> awesome
<RobinPierce> but team... you're not supposed to be a metaphor for jesus :S
<DanielMayhem> he gets to be a bitch when mentioning ninjas to him.
<DanielMayhem> i said, he was my cousin!
<RobinPierce> oh fine
* RobinPierce lets team stay in her shirt
* DanielMayhem purrs and enjoys the warmth
<RYClaude> a whole bunch of red goo just came out of my mouth
<RobinPierce> ...
<DanielMayhem> i think that's blood. or red jello.
<RYClaude> yeah
<RobinPierce> blood isn't usually goo though
<RYClaude> yeah
<RYClaude> oh well
<DanielMayhem> well, if there was flesh thrown in
<RYClaude> :D
<DanielMayhem> or if it was ebola
<RobinPierce> D:
<DanielMayhem> yeh, it be goo
<DanielMayhem> any black spots in the goo, claude?
<RYClaude> ebola?
<RYClaude> i have a bowl of goo?
<RobinPierce> you're just feeling punny tonight aren't cha!
<RYClaude> no
<RYClaude> *stern face*

[Blackaby]

<Zwuh> I don't discriminate against portholes.
<Turnsky> ah, so you're gay for portholes?
<Zwuh> Only if you mean Claude's!
<Turnsky> the question being, Does he have a porthole lying about that you can be gay for?
<Zwuh> If he doesn't then he should see a proctologist.

Poor Bobbins.

[CaptainClaude]

prettysenshi: what's up claude?
RYClaude: Cider!
* K-Dawg is now known as Away-Dawg
prettysenshi: cider?
prettysenshi: like apple cider?
RYClaude: yes In fact, exactly the same as apple cider
Sareya: wrong season for cider
Sareya: too warm
RYClaude: that's what they want you to think
Sareya: sir, we are 'they'.
RYClaude: i know i'm not
RYClaude: i'm the who
RYClaude: Anytime anytime anytime you want me
RYClaude: come onnnnn baaaa-aaabe
RYClaude: anytime you want me

[Garneta]

<Legostar>men may control the free world, but women control the boobs
<Kat_North>And with the boobs, we control the men!
<Vorticus>ergo, women control the free world

[Ti-Phil]

I guess my wish was to create a mass amount of annoyance after all.

* wish makes a note
* Ti-Phil makes a wish
* sincerely makes a... phil?
<Ti-Phil> ...allo
<sincerely> Or soMething.
<Ti-Phil> wait... does it mean sin is my mother?
<sincerely> NO
<JAMMYClaude> yes
<sincerely> NO
<sincerely> NONONONO
* Tabs has quit IRC (Quit: CGI:IRC (Session timeout))
<JAMMYClaude> yes
<sincerely> Definitely NOT
<sincerely> NO
<JAMMYClaude> yesyesyesyes
<sincerely> NO
<JAMMYClaude> yesyesyesyes
<sincerely> NO
<Kirb> Probably
<JAMMYClaude> YES
<Rock_Dash> No
<wish> So are you going to tel us your wish or won't it come true?
<Rock_Dash> God no
<sincerely> No
<Ti-Phil> then Claude is my dad?
<JAMMYClaude> DEFINITLY
<Kirb> Yes?
<Rock_Dash> NO.
<sincerely> NO
* Rock_Dash shakes Phil
<Ti-Phil> Wheee! *is shaken*
<JAMMYClaude> WHOOOO!sincerely> Wait, how does that follow?
<Kirb> Sin... + Claude... = Moogle?
<JAMMYClaude> yes
<Ti-Phil> Yes
<Kirb> Hmm
<Kirb> Intriguing
<sincerely> Why would Claude be his dad?
<JAMMYClaude> the moogle gene is recessive in my family
<Rock_Dash> I don't know, I don't know why he started this conversation
* KrisX going to do another fanart drawing spree again
<sincerely> Well I know why he THINKS I'm his mom, but I can't figure out how Claude became the dad.
<JAMMYClaude> you never had the talk, sin?
<Kirb> tsk
<sincerely> No, see, I've had the talk and it involved things that you and I have never done.
<sincerely> Ever.
<JAMMYClaude> nononono
<JAMMYClaude> NOT THAT TALK
<sincerely> Oh
<Rock_Dash> Sin couldn't be your mother, Phil
<sincerely> What talk then?
<JAMMYClaude> the one with the cloning
<Ti-Phil> Why not Rock?
<Rock_Dash> She was still a rabbit thing until recently
<JAMMYClaude> in the Fewcha
<sincerely> Um, no, I missed that talk.
<Kirb> The birds and the birds talk.
<Ti-Phil> ¸Rabbit things and moogles are cousin.
<JAMMYClaude> theres you trouble then
<JAMMYClaude> seeing double with the wrong one
<Rock_Dash> ...
<sincerely> NO
<JAMMYClaude> and you can see i love you
<sincerely> Rabbit things and moogles are in no way related.
* Rock_Dash sends Phil to bed with no supper
<JAMMYClaude> you cant see she doesnt
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<Ti-Phil> And don't take the account that I was here before her as a way to show that it is not so
* OwnedbyTMCGI80 is now known as Tabs
<JAMMYClaude> but you just keep-a rolling onnnn
* Ti-Phil goes to bed
<sincerely> Claude, your english is broken.
<JAMMYClaude> theres your trouble
<Ti-Phil> wait..does it mean Rock is my brother?
<JAMMYClaude> sorry
<sincerely> I'M NOT RELATED TO ROCK.
<Kirb> !
<JAMMYClaude> I didnt take my Dixie tixilix today
<wish> more of a bluegrass fan?
<sincerely> Apparently!
<Ti-Phil> You didn't see the bunny picture Sin?
<sincerely> Techno.
<sincerely> I'm not that kind of bunny.
<sincerely> In fact, I'm not technically a bunny at all. I'm a jackrabbit.
<sincerely> And technically I'm not a jackrabbit, I'm a goon.
* ahaugen sets mode: +o Tabs
<Ti-Phil> ....and technically you are not a goon, you are my mom!
<sincerely> NO
<sincerely> NONONONO
<sincerely> NO
<sincerely> Never
<Kirb>
<sincerely> Ever
* Ti-Phil shed a tear of happiness.
<Ti-Phil> My wish came true!
<ahaugen> only one way to settle this ... ON SPRINGER!!
* RA sits on sin's shoulder
<Rock_Dash> Phil, I have this wicked urge to maul you
* sincerely mauls Haug.
<sincerely> Do it, Rock. You need the practice.
* blackaby reads up.
* sincerely ruffles RA's hair.
* sincerely clings to Blackaby.
* Ti-Phil gives Rock a Sin keyblade
<Rock_Dash> Okay, hold on...
* blackaby squeezes Sin + RA.
* Rock_Dash strains and makes funny faces
<sincerely> ...
<Rock_Dash> hurk...ARGH....
<sincerely> Apparently goonness is temporary.
<Rock_Dash> *Bamph*
* Ti-Phil flee
<sincerely> Or not.
<Rock_Goon> YARGH!
<Chiyos_Dad> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
* Rock_Goon mauls Phil
<Chiyos_Dad> I'm trying to work
<Chiyos_Dad> >:(
* Ti-Phil is mauled and is in pain and yet knows his mother will help him
* Kirb gives Chiyo's dad a tomato >_>
* sincerely licks Dawg.
<Rock_Goon> Gawd >=(
* Chiyos_Dad smears the tomato in Kirb's face
<Rock_Goon> *bamph*
<Kirb> argh
<Rock_Dash> I've done all I can do
* sincerely doesn't help Phil, thus proving that she's not Phil's mom.
<Ti-Phil> K...dawg....help.....
* Ti-Phil dies
<Chiyos_Dad> why me?
<Chiyos_Dad> I'm not Dawg
* Rock_Dash puts on his coat and his hat
<Chiyos_Dad> !!!
<Chiyos_Dad> >:(
* JAMMYClaude throws Phil into an ambulance
* Rock_Dash picks up his briefcase
* Rock_Dash puts his cell phone in his pocket
* sincerely eats Rock's hat.
* Ti-Phil gets hooked on the machine and ask his father with his last breath who his mother is..
<JAMMYClaude> cant have tasted good
<Rock_Dash> Okay, I think I got every...hey, where'd my hat go?
<sincerely> CLAUDE IS NOT YOUR FATHER
<JAMMYClaude> your mom?
<JAMMYClaude> okay
<JAMMYClaude> look
<JAMMYClaude> it wasnt Sincerely after all
<sincerely> Woot!
<Rock_Dash> I can't go anywhere without my hat
<JAMMYClaude> your mother...
* sincerely does a dance.
<JAMMYClaude> is Rock_dash
<sincerely> Eeeheeeheee
<Chiyos_Dad> Sin's too sassy to be a mom.
<Kirb> fwah
<Rock_Dash> >=(
<Kirb> O_O
<Ti-Phil> ....that explain where I got my glasses from
<Rock_Dash> I AM NOT HIS FREAKING MOTHER
<JAMMYClaude> you are
<Rock_Dash> I AM NOBODY'S MOTHER
<JAMMYClaude> you are
<sincerely> I could be a mom eventually, I'd just be one of those mothers that neglects their kid emotionally.
<Chiyos_Dad> AHA!
<Ti-Phil> K-Dash is my brother!
<Kirb> Indeed, Phil
<Rock_Dash> SHUT UP!@
<sincerely> It's true, Rock. You are.,
<Ti-Phil> Or is it Rock-Dawg
<JAMMYClaude> also, Sincerely's your grandma
<sincerely> Half brother, Phil, half brother.
<Rock_Dash> D=<
<Kirb> Dun dun duuuuun
<sincerely> I AM NOT ROCK'S MOTHER
<sincerely> I am not related to Rock!
<JAMMYClaude> who said anything about his mum?
<sincerely> ...
<Rock_Dash> IF I HAVE TO BE PHIL'S MOTHER, YOU GET TO BE MY MOTHER
<Rock_Dash> SO NYAH
<sincerely> I'm not your mother either, Claude.
<JAMMYClaude> you are
<sincerely> No
<Ti-Phil> Rock, this mean you are TC's grandma!
<JAMMYClaude> i read it on the back of a cereal box
<sincerely> I'm not related to you in anyway.
* Rock_Dash disconnects Phil's life support
<Kirb> Cereal boxes tell no lies, Sin
* Ti-Phil dies
<Rock_Dash> It's about freaking time
<sincerely> ...
<Rock_Dash> >=(
<sincerely> Cereal boxes might lie...
<sincerely> This one did.
<Kirb> NO
<sincerely> ... Well it -would- explain the hair...
<sincerely> NO!
<Kirb> Captain Crunch said I was awesome for finishing the little maze
<sincerely> No wait!
<sincerely> No, I am NOT Claude's mother!
<Kirb> So it must be true
* Ti-Phil get his last wish written on his tomb : To cause massive confusion. Done!

[McDuffies]

<Improper> Bring it on!
<Proper> Gah!
* Improper attacks!
* Proper propers improper
* Improper probes Proper.
* Proper probes Improper's props
* Improper implies improper innuendos.
* Proper propers Improper's puns
* RobinPierce smacks them both over the head

[Keffria]

<RobinPierce> aww keff, and now you have harry potter <3
* RobinPierce flees
<prettysenshi> lol
<RYClaude> dont flee
<RYClaude> stand up for right!
<RobinPierce> this is one right I'm too terrified to stand up for. keffy's scary when people tell her her main character looks like harry
* RYClaude throws his evil ron weasely character at aldus
<Keffria> .......................
* RobinPierce keeps running
<the_neko> Hahaha
* Keffria SMASHES THINGS
<Keffria> LOTS OF THINGS. ALL ANGRY-LIKE.
<the_neko> Keffria is OUTRAGED
<Keffria> INDEED!
<RobinPierce> RUN claude RUN it's the hamster outrage!
<RYClaude> look look look
* Keffria tramples a large city.
<RYClaude> http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y256/ryclaude/greg.jpg
<RYClaude> HE IS YELLING "CALM YOURSELF"
* Keffria eats some watermelon.
* Keffria feels better.
<RYClaude> there ya go
<Keffria> *phew* that was close.
* RobinPierce eyes keffy
<RYClaude> you trampled a city
<Keffria> Lucky I bought a watermelon after work today.
<RYClaude> that's WAAAAAAAAY too close
<Keffria> Well, I could've trampled two.
* RobinPierce inches back to keffy
* RobinPierce hugs
<Keffria> n_n
<the_neko> That's why I get "enraged" rather than "outraged".
<RYClaude> i have one thing to say before i rush off to dinner
<the_neko> Not sure what'd happen if I ever got "outraged!".
<RYClaude> least with mine, if he loses the scarf he's passable.
<Keffria> :o
=-= RYClaude is now known as DINNERYClaude
<RobinPierce> ...
<DINNERYClaude> I WENT THERE
<Keffria> YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, SNEAK OFF BEFORE I BREAK YOU!
* RobinPierce uses neko as a shield
<DINNERYClaude> this isnt sneaking
* Keffria shakes her fist at Claudio's cowardly retreating back.
<DINNERYClaude> this is running full tiiiiiiiillllllt
<RobinPierce> sorry neko but this is for the greater good. that is to say - mine.

NOT HARRY POTTER.