In an effort to increase readership

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 9:01 am

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:
brockway wrote:It works now.

*gropes Luprand*
*looks around then ducks his head* I feel so lonely now

mcDuffies wrote:It's grope-a-tastic!
*Ducks head lower* Now I REALLY feel lonely.

Quick, someone grope him!

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 2:23 pm

*Gropes himself*

Its just not the same

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Mar 18, 2004 3:24 pm

I know

Bright spark · Post by **Bright spark** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 2:11 am

It's ok, I feel your pain.

*candle light vigil for the ungroped*

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 3:34 am

Where's Brockway when you need one?

Turnsky · Post by **Turnsky** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 5:40 am

*sigh*

*gropes all that have not been groped*

there, happy now?

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:09 am

Omnigrope!

*simultaneously gropes every single person in the forums*

Evil Jamie! · Post by **Evil Jamie!** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 6:43 am

But I have nothing to do with this!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:43 am

You can't grope me if you can't catch me.

*floats into McDuffies ear and rests on his brain*

Brockway · Post by **Brockway** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:50 am

*gropes rkolter vicariously through mcDuffies*

*has that Mr. Hanky song stuck in his head*

*is a little bored, wishes he had boobs to play with*

*looks around, no girls currently in the forum*

*gropes mcDuffies*

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 7:53 am

brockway wrote:*gropes rkolter vicariously through mcDuffies*

*has that Mr. Hanky song stuck in his head*

*is a little bored, wishes he had boobs to play with*

*looks around, no girls currently in the forum*

*gropes mcDuffies*

Haha! You groped McDuffies twice, but I'm in his brain, and you missed me.

You'll have to crawl inside his head if you want to grope me properly.

*looks around*

Damn. There might just be room.

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:03 pm

Grabmygoblin · Post by **Grabmygoblin** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:06 pm

rkolter wrote:

I love this pic

MariaAndMichelle · Post by **MariaAndMichelle** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 4:15 pm

He looks kinda like a satanic zombie, don't he?

Warren · Post by **Warren** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:24 pm

The best kind of zombie! Because they don't knock on your door handing out Bible tracts!

[AlmightyPyro] · Post by **[AlmightyPyro]** » Fri Mar 19, 2004 8:39 pm

Ok....
Speaking of Zombies, it's time to settle a score.

Every one knows the many ways people kill zombies (Stakes, sunlight, witches, shotguns, etc.) So I would like to know what ya'll think is the best way to kill a zombie?

*takes out a note pad with the title "How to kill mcDuffies...I mean 'ZOMBIES'"*

Sippan · Post by **Sippan** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:16 am

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:Every one knows the many ways people kill zombies (Stakes, sunlight, witches, shotguns, etc.) So I would like to know what ya'll think is the best way to kill a zombie?

I think you got that mixed up. Stakes and sunlight is for vampires. I think witches kill normal people. Shotguns kill most things.

The only way to kill a zombie is to aim for the brain!

(Although my personal favorite is to run them over with a huge lawnmower.)

Mr.Bob · Post by **Mr.Bob** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 3:21 am

sippan wrote: (Although my personal favorite is to run them over with a huge lawnmower.)

Or a bulldozer! With prongs!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:44 am

rkolter wrote:
brockway wrote:*gropes rkolter vicariously through mcDuffies*

*has that Mr. Hanky song stuck in his head*

*is a little bored, wishes he had boobs to play with*

*looks around, no girls currently in the forum*

*gropes mcDuffies*
Haha! You groped McDuffies twice, but I'm in his brain, and you missed me. You'll have to crawl inside his head if you want to grope me properly.

*looks around*

Damn. There might just be room.

Ah-ha! I just mentally groped you!!! Through my brain!
You're flat, man.

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:51 am

[AlmightyPyro] wrote:kill a zombie?

Well, if we're talking about your regular horror-movie kind of zombies,
the main problem is that they are _usualy_ dead to begin with.

Standard projectile weapons usualy don't do much.

My favourite way is breaking them to pieces with explosives (Quake style! ^____^), or cutting them to pieces with swords/axes- that works well.
There's also setting them on fire, though it may get out of hand, depending on the location.