what evil overlord are you?

UnFan? · Post by **UnFan?** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:23 pm

LAGtheNoggin wrote:#1. Get laid.
#2. Repeat step 1 if possible.
#3. Retire.

I call that my "Favorite Plan."

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 6:07 pm

LAGtheNoggin wrote:That sounds like darn Hippy Talk to me! Damn Hippys!

Now me, as overloard my plan would be as follows;

#1. Get laid.
#2. Repeat step 1 if possible.
#3. Retire.

>sigh< Wishful thinking...

How dare you call me a Hippy! I'll have you know that hippies don't cast spells and try to take over the world like I can and do. :Pulls back magical arrow in bow and shoots it at LAGtheNoggin: Since when can a hippy do that!

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 8:06 pm

LAGtheNoggin wrote:That sounds like darn Hippy Talk to me! Damn Hippys!

Now me, as overloard my plan would be as follows;

#1. Get laid.
#2. Repeat step 1 if possible.
#3. Retire.

>sigh< Wishful thinking...

Statistics say that there's more women in the world than men. I think that's a blatant lie.

Jaster! · Post by **Jaster!** » Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:43 pm

Oh there's tons more women. They're just all unattractive and/or in completely different age groups and/or already going out with someone. All you have to do is lower your standards / cheat on someone / or become a pedophile. Problem solved!

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 6:18 am

Ahh, yes . . . the Floating Star City (must work on memory).

However, having returned the Earth to its primordial state, where will you get the necessary floatation crystals? They're probably about a half-mile below Mount Pinatubo by now.

--Sij

YarpsDat · Post by **YarpsDat** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 7:22 am

and you all claim to be evil overlords?
fah, if I wanted to be trully evil I would:

1.take internet away from you.
2.delegalize paper, pens and pencils, (and penicyline, and potatoes, and ...)
3.force everyone to have an identyfication numbers tatooed on their foreheads.
(anyone caught without a valid number would be killed on sight by my evil troopers)
4.[place reserved for a future enchancement]
5.and have all you work all day long in customer support.
6.and the only food available would be MacBurgers!
anyone caught with a pizza would be executed without a trial!

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 9:20 am

*puts a pizza in Yarps' hands*

*runs away giggling*

--Sij

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 1:12 pm

netrek wrote:Ahh, yes . . . the Floating Star City (must work on memory).

However, having returned the Earth to its primordial state, where will you get the necessary floatation crystals? They're probably about a half-mile below Mount Pinatubo by now.

--Sij

The earth is not entirely primordial. But just in case I'll have to go write a spell to get my city up in the sky. Lets see. Spirits of the wind hear my cry ...

Shane B · Post by **Shane B** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:13 pm

Gawd, all you people going on and on about what you "would do" if you conquered the world, and I'm the only one willing to go out there and do something about it! As a matter of fact, I was just telling my brother that--JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! LOOK AT IT DAMN YOU!!! ...so anyway, Greenland. Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 5:27 pm

Shane B wrote:Gawd, all you people going on and on about what you "would do" if you conquered the world, and I'm the only one willing to go out there and do something about it! As a matter of fact, I was just telling my brother that--JUMPING JESUS ON A POGO STICK!! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!! LOOK AT IT DAMN YOU!!! ...so anyway, Greenland. Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!

HEY! Haven't you read my previous offer to you. You give me all the lands you have, and I will make you a noble in my new world order government and give you a cool power when I geneticly alter everyone. So what do you say?

Oh yeah. netreck, when i take over the world, you will become a nobleperson too, get a cool power, and a magic powered mecha to fight with!

Netrek · Post by **Netrek** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 8:00 pm

That's very nice, but I'll warn you now: the only land I control is my bedroom, and it's rather messy, especially seeing as it got deconstructed after one of your spells . ..

--Sij

Taiwanimation · Post by **Taiwanimation** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 8:34 pm

In that case, I must make a pre-emptive strike on Netrek's bedroom before he acquires nuclear weapons!

KedaDibandion · Post by **KedaDibandion** » Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:55 pm

[quote="LAGtheNoggin"]
#1. Get laid.
#2. Repeat step 1 if possible.
#3. Retire.
[quote]

How odd. That's the exact plan Indy and I came up with. ^_^

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 3:33 am

Too much information. Lalalalala, I'm not hearing yooou!

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 6:53 am

netrek wrote:That's very nice, but I'll warn you now: the only land I control is my bedroom, and it's rather messy, especially seeing as it got deconstructed after one of your spells . ..

--Sij

What I meant is that you will instantly become a noble and get all the cool stuff for free! As for your room... *pulls out sword* Hiya! *shreds all the trees in the room* just sweep all that out and you should be fine.

Narddude · Post by **Narddude** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 9:19 am

Shane B wrote:Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That truly is a shame since I already OWN Canada! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! My super powerful defense of colonial soldiers with racoon skin hats and muskets will decimate anything you throw at me!

-Yanagi-San- · Post by **-Yanagi-San-** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 11:02 am

*looks ponderous*

That is unless, we start refering to Canada as "The Alamo".

Then all peoples wearing coonskin hats will be rendered for all intents and purposes, null. ^^;

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 2:05 pm

narddude wrote:
Shane B wrote:Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That truly is a shame since I already OWN Canada! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! My super powerful defense of colonial soldiers with racoon skin hats and muskets will decimate anything you throw at me!

Oh yeah! what if i get my magical army to come after you! then what!

Shane B · Post by **Shane B** » Sat Jan 18, 2003 6:54 pm

narddude wrote:
Shane B wrote:Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That truly is a shame since I already OWN Canada! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! My super powerful defense of colonial soldiers with racoon skin hats and muskets will decimate anything you throw at me!

I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you are mistaken. You used to own Canada, but I took the liberty of stealing it while you weren't looking (don't worry, it happens to the best of us). I will now use my powerful assets of Canada, Chile, Sweden, and France to create a giant mech with a sweet multipurpose knife (with everything from a can-opener to a toothpick!) who controls all beaver pelt trade, Loves croissants, and speaks with a badass Spanish accent. Look there he is now! ...And I just took Hawaii. Bumped you bastards down to 49 states, how do you like that? I'd like to see you fix all those flags before the kids go back to school on Monday! Bwahahahah!!

ZOMBIE USER 12729 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12729** » Sun Jan 19, 2003 6:28 am

Shane B wrote:
narddude wrote:
Shane B wrote:Pretty soon I'll have Canada, then you're all screwed!
BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! That truly is a shame since I already OWN Canada! BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! My super powerful defense of colonial soldiers with racoon skin hats and muskets will decimate anything you throw at me!
I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid you are mistaken. You used to own Canada, but I took the liberty of stealing it while you weren't looking (don't worry, it happens to the best of us). I will now use my powerful assets of Canada, Chile, Sweden, and France to create a giant mech with a sweet multipurpose knife (with everything from a can-opener to a toothpick!) who controls all beaver pelt trade, Loves croissants, and speaks with a badass Spanish accent. Look there he is now! ...And I just took Hawaii. Bumped you bastards down to 49 states, how do you like that? I'd like to see you fix all those flags before the kids go back to school on Monday! Bwahahahah!!

Thats a bit complicated isn't it? but I doubt President Bush will let you continue. First he wants to declare war on you, then we've got another world war again. Give me your countries and I'll make sure that there is no world war in my utopian world order.