Post Ironic Company Names Here

ZOMBIE USER 11784 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11784** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:01 am

Shotdown -Singles Bar
Just a Sec -Airline
Kum -n- Rob -Gas Station
Neglected Express -Delivery service (I made a logo)

Psiogen · Post by **Psiogen** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:27 am

"Flushing Savings Bank"
I want to go back there and photograph it at some point... I think it's at approximately 1st Ave. and 20th St.

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:36 am

Can I list a product? How 'bout "Nads Hair Removal".

ZOMBIE USER 11784 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11784** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:38 am

You can use real companies and products, or you can make them up yourself.

"Yaon Youn Legal services"

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 9:56 am

Well then, I would like to tell you about this brilliant business Idea I had just a while back. It's called "The Cock-swap Co-op". For those that don't want the transgender thing to be such an impersonal process, you can now meet with prospective owners of your penis. Isn't that a lovely idea???

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Taiwanimation · Post by **Taiwanimation** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:01 am

Mythocorp

MixedMyth · Post by **MixedMyth** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:30 am

I was passing through a small town in Iowa once and noticed one of the buildings on the main street had a huge sign that read "The Peoples' Natural Gas." We tried to get a photo, but I think a light pole got in the way. :}

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:33 am

Mythocorp?

Huh-WHA?

What's so bloody ironic about it?

ZOMBIE USER 11601 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 11601** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 12:17 pm

I think the name M*cr*s*ft Works is fairly ironic...

Karlie · Post by **Karlie** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 2:49 pm

i once came accross an insurance compant called "Cons"

Sortelli · Post by **Sortelli** » Mon Nov 25, 2002 11:41 pm

Not totally related, but driving through Missouri I saw a plot of land labelled "Ressurection Cemetary".

Didn't see a single tombstone, either.

Friend · Post by **Friend** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:14 am

There's a hairdresser at the local shopping centre called "Curl Up And Dye"

Smoot · Post by **Smoot** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 3:30 am

it's not really the same thing, but there's a sign 2 metres in front of a traffic light saying "prepare to stop" in the city here

i'm glad it was there, cause otherwise, i would have run over that old couple

ZOMBIE USER 12015 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12015** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 6:30 am

There's a place on yonder up ye olde road that's "Angus used Cows for sale". Used??? How so?? In what sense?? Is a "new" cow a calf?

Themoch · Post by **Themoch** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 7:16 am

Break-through glass

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:02 pm

There's an Asian-themed restaurant in town (Chinese, I think) called "Golden Fountain".

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:07 pm

Kevin Wolf · Post by **Kevin Wolf** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:12 pm

Is the company called "Little Red 'x'", Srdjan?

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:14 pm

I'm trying to post a picture here but for some reason can't do it. I think it's ftp-server change of keenspace. Damn, where is my site now anyway?

Sidwood · Post by **Sidwood** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 12:20 pm

There's a cemetary in Erie, PA called (oddly enough) "Erie Cemetary". Get it? The Erie/eerie parallel? Heh... *commences heavy drinking*