I'm stripping at www.offbeatcomics.com

[OFFBEAT!]

My comic "OFFBEAT!", which used to be single gag panels is now a strip! "Woopeeee Fucking DO!!" is probably what your saying. I think you should reserve your judgement untill after you've seen the comic. Then after reading it, I'm sure you'll be saying " Woopeee Fucking do!!"

The strip starts here j00 l33+ PHuCkIng monK3y 4$5 r4pin9 5HI+ E@+in9 L053r @$5w1Pe! http://offbeat.keenspace.com/d/20020803.html
and for those of you who've missed my comics that I've been doing since August 2000, I picked my favorite 30 and posted them here.. http://offbeat.keenspace.com/d/20020515.html

Peace on yo' chicken grease! Y'all!
-G

[Sortelli]

Ha! These rock! Your older ones seem to have been a little squished down, tho. Some of them were hard to read.

[Twentyfour]

j00 l33+ PHuCkIng monK3y 4$5 r4pin9 5HI+ E@+in9 L053r @$5w1Pe!

.... yo mama

[ZOMBIE USER 10963]

Someone's gonna get |-|4Xx0r3d by Jeff K. up in here.

[Twentyfour]

... *giggle* I love it when you talk dirty to me unfan! No offense big guy, but I always found typing like that to be annoying more than cool, especially when all it is is random insults loosely thrown together. Perosnally I'd like to see someone type something like. I like little fluffy puppies in l33t it'd be funny, no?

oh... "|-|4Xx0r3d" Haxxored? Sounds like an old He-man character. Y'know, Cringer, Beastor, and Haxxor!

[ZOMBIE USER 9264]

One quesiton:

If he said that were were elite, why would he follow that up with a bunch of insults? Obvious answer; jelousy.

[OFFBEAT!]

One quesiton:

If he said that were were elite, why would he follow that up with a bunch of insults? Obvious answer; jelousy.

I never said that. I once told my mechanic that my car was making a "were were were" noise when I tried starting it. But that's about it.

P.S. Like any other foreign language, I only know the bad words.

[ZOMBIE USER 10963]

I learned the h4x0r talk from a funny online site called Something Awful.

[OFFBEAT!]

that's a great site, especially "cliff yablonski hates you"

[OFFBEAT!]

I just got breast implants, and they look great! see them on my site...
http://www.offbeatcomics.com

[Sortelli]

Oh man, where ever there are breast implants, I am compelled to BE THERE!

[OFFBEAT!]

That's what I'm counting on. Come for the boobies, stay for the comics.

[OFFBEAT!]

Is the comic funny? or is it just smarmy smart-ass conversation?

[Sortelli]

I'm still looking for the breast implants, I'll get back to you.

Heh, I think it's a great comic, truthfully.

[OFFBEAT!]

there's a page of topless women with breast plants. I'm the last picture. I'm the only guy with breast implants on the page. It's a secret link. I'm not saying what day the link is on. It's an easter egg.

[Sortelli]

That's not funny. Don't even joke about it. Because I am still looking for that link.

[OFFBEAT!]

OOps.. sorry if I created any interest in my strip. I'm off for awhile. I just got a 5 month gig Freelancing. It's doing character designs & Storyboards for a cg animated movie. I can't say anymore due to the nature of my contract. The one I can talk about is cg animated movie "Foodfight!" where I'm doing pretty much the same thing. That's my day job. So between that, which takes up 55-65 hours a week. I'll be working on this new freelance assignment. I couldn't pass it up, cause I love getting paid doing what I love. That and I can't see this webcomic thing ever making money.
So, unless there's more work, see you in 5 months!
-G

[Sortelli]

POOP.

Enjoy, you lucky freelancing barstand.