CAH! New round!

[LibertyCabbage]

I would have put "That's right, I killed My sex life. How, you ask? the Tempur-Pedic Swedish Sleep System."

Yeah, that's probably a better version. I still like the real Tempur-Pedic one the best, though, so gratz to whoever made that one.

My No. 2 was the Hot Pockets one, but it's mainly 'cause of this video.

[Laemkral]

Congratulations go to Phact0rri who just barely beat out McDuffies, who always seems to come so close but never quite there.

1. IVstudios
2. McDuffies
3. VeryCuddlyCornpone
4. LibertyCabbage
5. Warren
6. Robotthepirate - 1 point
7. Bustertheclown - 1 point
8. Phact0rri - 2 point

Warren, we need YOU now to lead the charge on picking the best answer to THIS insightful observation:

Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships ____________.

[McDuffies]

That's me... always a bride, never a bridesmaid...

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

IM BACK

TIME TO PARTICIPATE

[robotthepirate]

And I'm away, so I'll probably miss at least one round.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

And I'm away, so I'll probably miss at least one round.

i want to make a pun regarding the roundness of your characters but my brain is fry-fry

[McDuffies]

And I'm away, so I'll probably miss at least one round.

i want to make a pun regarding the roundness of your characters but my brain is fry-fry

"That's too bad because round ones are probably the ones that suit you best."

[Laemkral]

Warren, the time to judge has come!

Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships panda sex.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships being fabulous.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships a disappointing birthday party.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships spectacular abs.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Judge Judy.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships Darth Vader.
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships a windmill full of corpses.

[Warren]

I've been reading a lot of books lately, and hope to get to Don Quixote soon... so I'm going to have to go with
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships a windmill full of corpses.

Though if that wasn't there, it would have been
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships panda sex
because of a medication that my wife is on (don't ask).

[Phact0rri]

I am officially on a streak at this point.

[McDuffies]

me too

[Bustertheclown]

So close!

[robotthepirate]

I've been reading a lot of books lately, and hope to get to Don Quixote soon... so I'm going to have to go with
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships a windmill full of corpses.

Though if that wasn't there, it would have been
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships panda sex
because of a medication that my wife is on (don't ask).

Nuh-uh. I am GOING to ask.

Why does a primitive tribe worshiping panda sex whose existance was recently descovered by anthropologists (though google enlightened the rest of us LONG ago) make you mith of the medication your wife is on?

[McDuffies]

It's obvious to me.

[Phact0rri]

I've been reading a lot of books lately, and hope to get to Don Quixote soon... so I'm going to have to go with
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships a windmill full of corpses.

Though if that wasn't there, it would have been
Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships panda sex
because of a medication that my wife is on (don't ask).

Nuh-uh. I am GOING to ask.

Why does a primitive tribe worshiping panda sex whose existance was recently descovered by anthropologists (though google enlightened the rest of us LONG ago) make you mith of the medication your wife is on?

You obviously have google's adult filter on. or it would make PERFECT sense.

[Warren]

The explanation:
Ok, so the wife is on a medication to help her sleep. It's black and light-yellow (which I misinterpreted for white with our CFL light fixtures.) I brought some up one night and proclaimed the pills to be "sleepytime pandas".

Another night I brought up the pills, held one up and asked her "sexytime panda?" Since I don't personally remember doing this, I'm guessing there was beer involved.

[Laemkral]

Okay, next round of cards will go out tomorrow.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

The explanation:
Ok, so the wife is on a medication to help her sleep. It's black and light-yellow (which I misinterpreted for white with our CFL light fixtures.) I brought some up one night and proclaimed the pills to be "sleepytime pandas".

Another night I brought up the pills, held one up and asked her "sexytime panda?" Since I don't personally remember doing this, I'm guessing there was beer involved.

this story is more adorable than expected

[robotthepirate]

The explanation:
Ok, so the wife is on a medication to help her sleep. It's black and light-yellow (which I misinterpreted for white with our CFL light fixtures.) I brought some up one night and proclaimed the pills to be "sleepytime pandas".

Another night I brought up the pills, held one up and asked her "sexytime panda?" Since I don't personally remember doing this, I'm guessing there was beer involved.

Yay!

[Laemkral]

Robotthepirate, you're the next contestant on the-wait sorry wrong intro. You're our new Card Czar!!

Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of ____________.

You all have until Sunday evening, so take your time. I shall be bouncing around Santa Barbara and Los Angeles Friday and Saturday (schedule is full, Phact or I'd offer to meet up. If you're free between 2-5am Sunday (saturday evening) before I go to the airport we'll probably be doing coffee and dessert at some as of yet undetermined location in the Hollywood type area).