Furry Porn Thread (NSFW)

[KWill]

Evidently, in Magical MSPcomix Fantasy La-La Land, there are four zeroes in a million rather than six.

Maybe he thinks the counter is base whatever-it-would-need-to-be?

[Mooncity]

Learn how to read a fucking counter. The counter clearly shows 17 million hits.

But... hits aren't readers/fans. There's a difference. Plus, you can game list rankings, so that isn't really a measure of success. You ask what we need? Some sort of proof about this popularity you claim to have; links, sites, stats. Something quantifiable.

To screencap, you simply need to press down CTRL and the "Print Screen" button on the upper right of your keyboard. That copies the screenshot. Then you can post it on a free image server like Photobucket or whatever.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

Evidently, in Magical MSPcomix Fantasy La-La Land, there are four zeroes in a million rather than six.

Maybe he thinks the counter is base whatever-it-would-need-to-be?

Maybe it's open to interpretation.

Since there's a zero beforehand, I interpret that to mean this is actually a decimal, so he doesn't even have a single visit yet.

[OppernaR]

I see a 017778. When did that represent 17000000 or higher? Either your counter is broken (in which case your one piece of presented evidence is faulty) or you can't count.

Counters don't expand to fit growing hits. They have to remain at the same size. Because you can't read a fucking counter correctly, you're seeing thousands where there are actually millions.

http://www.tinycounter.com/ the counter you're using. Check out the sample. Check out the page of samples.

[Turnsky]

and given the counter's most likely for however long it's been there, well it's a low, LOW number.

that and it ticks over when you press "F5" hardly counting "unique visitors", there.

[Laemkral]

Learn how to read a fucking counter. The counter clearly shows 17 million hits.

But... hits aren't readers/fans. There's a difference. Plus, you can game list rankings, so that isn't really a measure of success. You ask what we need? Some sort of proof about this popularity you claim to have; links, sites, stats. Something quantifiable.

To screencap, you simply need to press down CTRL and the "Print Screen" button on the upper right of your keyboard. That copies the screenshot. Then you can post it on a free image server like Photobucket or whatever.

^THIS. I already pointed out, to be ignored by you, that you claim 1500-2000 hits a day. That isn't visits, it is how many files are downloaded every time some one visits your site. You probably have 1/5th of that in actual visits given all the images on your site.

Also, a restatement of the math for his counter.

17,773 at 1815 CET on 28 NOV 2010. Given that your copyright is from 2008-2010 (a direct contradiction to your 7 year claim), for 365 days for 3 years you have generated an average of 16 visits per day. This assumes the counter has been there since 2008.

16 < 1500.

If the counter only covers 2 years of the comic-average of 24 visits a day.
If the counter only covers 1 year of the comic-average of 48 visits a day.
If the counter only covers the last month of the comic-average of 592 visits a day.

Finally, to save people from visiting his site:
http://yfrog.com/63screenshotzdp

[chriscartridge]

Yeah, I used to use tinycounter when I had an old geocities website when I was a kid. They do expand to fit the number. And they certainly don't put a 0 in front of a number unless that number is has less digits than the counter had when it started.

Hey MSP, want to see actual evidence of traffic? Here's mine:


No lies, no bullshit about counters that don't represent actual traffic. Nothing but an undoctored image. Your counter, on the other hand, claims you've received less than 18,000 hits EVER. Or at least since you added the counter. So, at least until you can present ACTUAL evidence to the contrary, I am more popular than you. Now, that said, let's have a chat.

You are pathetic. It seems you love to whine on forums about the arguments you're losing elsewhere, and when the people you whine to don't sympathize, you start new arguments with them! You brag about non-existent cred and contradict yourself like crazy. In all my years as an artist, I've never seen anyone as full of themselves as you are. Anyone! And I've seen some real nutjobs! I fully realize my efforts to reason with you are wasted, but I type this anyway for the sheer pleasure of watching you cling to your delusions. It's hilarious! You're like a crazy person who pisses on everyone he meets, so he's convinced himself that there's a colony of elves living in his hat who love him and think he's awesome no matter how many enemies he makes from his pissing habit. You are the saddest thing on the internet. Do yourself a favor and learn to stop being a dick. I have had more traffic in a day than you have seen in your lifetime, and I AM NOTHING. I don't wave my dick around at people. I shut up and listen to those who are successful in this industry even when I disagree with them because I feel even those who are wrong on many points offer me much that I can learn. And I don't go around making enemies of people I don't know, because that's one of the most self-defeating behaviors you can get into in the artistic community. I am nothing, and you are less than me. You are less than nothing. And you will remain less than nothing unless you shape up. But you never will.

[Laemkral]

Chris, you may stay. I approve of your awesome.

[NekoMusume]

I provided direct data from GOOGLE ANALYTICS. You can't argue with reality.

Hiya Twit,

Still being a bit of a attention whore?

For the people who don't know me, I'm Jessica Ottowell from TWCL, former writer and artist of Neo the comic.

let's start off with a sing song
London Underground

Now on to the troll beating!

Troll Question Time!

You claim that you have data from a still rather buggy and questionable service by google, can we please see that supporting information or did you just make that shit up?

Are you mentally ill, retarded or just odd?

You do this on almost every forum, do you masturbate to it?

You claim not to draw porn but as everyone has seen, you have, is it just the fact that you don't see your work as porn cos it's so so bad or do you prefer masturbating to other fetish porn?

Are you dim or do you just act it for comedic affect?

Why do you fight the term furry when you quite clearly do furry art and to this point (in regard to furry groups on dA), join groups that support furry art and the furry community?

I am still not to clear about if you really think that your banning was to do with a change in political climate? You claim that it was a joke but is that the truth or just a lie to cover up your crackpot ideas when they proved hardly popular?

What kinder fags do you smoke? Richmond Superkings?

How do you feel about being ripped apart by both TWCL users and users from your own hosting community (and to this point, isn't it abit foolhardy to make claims about your non existing readership on a board that features staff members who, of that quite I am sure, could quite easy look them up)?

You make claims about the first amendment but do you A) realise that the internet is international and, in being so, is a mishmash of laws that may or may not apply to you and B) realise that private groups are not governed by the first? (to this point, I wish to ask, have you read the first amendment?)

I would also like to inform you that using the term "fags" is quite offensive in all uses apart from when asking for cigs and to this point I would suggest stopping smoking whatever you are as it seems to be affecting your brain.

To this point, do you really think that using a case study funded by a campaign to legalise it is a strong foundation to base an argument without admitting that, perhaps, that report maybe biased?

So on to my next point, how long have you been doing weed?

Your comic is crude and crass, ever consider that people might not like it just cos its bad,that they have other tastes to you or does the idea of "OMG its a conspiracy" come in to your head every time. If its the latter, can I ask have you seem a professional about this?

Do you really think I am going to kill you or are all of the emails you have sent to me to that affect a call for help?

Do you really think that you can pull the race card on the internet or hide behind such things as a shield to avoid criticism?

Are you really so deluded to think that every other webcomic has "Corporate backing", I assure you that this is hardly the case and as you have defined "Underground Comix" (ps that word does not exist) as a Non Corporate comic then most webcomics are "Underground".

If one takes the above in to consideration, you are claiming that you are the best webcomic creator on the web, this is not just wrong but it is also big headed!

Can I also make a point that a counter is easy faked and thus is not a valid as a statistic.

[chriscartridge]

Chris, you may stay. I approve of your awesome.

Thanks. A fine forum you have here. As a TWCL forum user, I sympathize with your outbreak of Dumb Troll. I think I still have some cream left over from when we caught it. Takes away a lot of the itching.

[KWill]

That was pretty slick, Chris.

[NekoMusume]

fantastic post Chris!

[Laemkral]

Shit guys, I just did the math and Chris had over 30,000 visits in a day! Don't you realize that makes him "mainstream" and thus not underground and that means he's NOT as cool as MSP because as we all know...something is only cool if absolutely no one has ever heard of it.

You shouldn't have gotten popular man.

[KWill]

Shit guys, I just did the math and Chris had over 30,000 visits in a day! Don't you realize that makes him "mainstream" and thus not underground and that means he's NOT as cool as MSP because as we all know...something is only cool if absolutely no one has ever heard of it.

You shouldn't have gotten popular man.

On the up side, this means he can't ruin our carreers.

[Laemkral]

Shit guys, I just did the math and Chris had over 30,000 visits in a day! Don't you realize that makes him "mainstream" and thus not underground and that means he's NOT as cool as MSP because as we all know...something is only cool if absolutely no one has ever heard of it.

You shouldn't have gotten popular man.

On the up side, this means he can't ruin our carreers.

But I already opposed MSP. He's going to ruin my career for sure!! I don't know how, but he said that my career was over if I criticized him! I just hope he's kind enough to let me make Captain first.

[chriscartridge]

It's all that mainstream promotion of mine, obviously. I have, like, six blimps. They wander around the country with giant megaphones hooked up to a recording of me reading my comics. For every person who hears the recording or looks at the blimp, a hit is added to my counter.

[Cope]

I'm pretty sure this guy is gonna get used in an anti-cannabis PSA one of these days.

[IVstudios]

OMG! My job let me go on Friday! MSPcomix really did destroy my career!

PS: This thread is like if Van Douchebag and Brubaker had a child. And I love it.

[ChaosBurnFlame]

well, he's already breaking the Comic Genesis terms of service.

http://mysticstudiosproductions.comicgenesis.com/ is not a comic website. He's using it like a geocities website. No comic, no archive...

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

This thread, like a file cabinet, has depths heretofore unexplored. I pray a vigil over it each night.

on the bright side, i can't remember the last time, if any, that i ever saw this many forumgoers online all at once <3 brings a cheer to me heart, it does

OHH NOOO I'M THE TOP OF THE PAYYYGEEE YOU GUYS I DIDN'T EXPECT MY WORDS TO HAVE THIS MUCH CLOUT