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this was on my log for hits to my site <A HREF="http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=ten ... &hc=0&hs=0" TARGET=_blank>http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=ten ... =0&hs=0</A> <P>?? anyway does anyone wanna do a guest week for woodsville?<P>------------------
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Woohoo!<P>We've so far not had a non-keenspace-related search engine referral...<P>------------------
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I just recently got a hit from someone searching for 'how to hack paypal' on Google. They wound up <A HREF="http://snaildust.xidus.net/snailsforsale.html" target="bork">here</A>.<P>Of course, I'm not Keen like you freaks^H^H^H^H^H^Hnice people, but it still bears mention!

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nothing on my page has anything to do with tentacle rape,<P>also another search that finds my comic is lesbian, or lesbian comic<P>------------------
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Meanwhile I'm stealing hits. I got a search from Penny Arcade AND a search for Jackie's fridge last month.<P>------------------
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Odd. I've got similar things going on here.<P>One was a search for "funny alien". Actually, that wasn't odd at all. That is what John is. Damn.<P>Oh, here we go. One hit from <A HREF="http://ss4.pornshare.com/~luvflowers/so ... he111.html," TARGET=_blank>http://ss4.pornshare.com/~luvflowers/so ... 1.html,</A> two from <A HREF="http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/marrymechrissy/," TARGET=_blank>http://www.angelfire.com/ca6/marrymechrissy/,</A> two from <A HREF="http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/PR/96/23/A.html," TARGET=_blank>http://oposite.stsci.edu/pubinfo/PR/96/23/A.html,</A> two from <A HREF="http://localhost/internal/comlist.cgi," TARGET=_blank>http://localhost/internal/comlist.cgi,</A> (what is that??) and three from <A HREF="http://quickkeen.keenspot.com/." TARGET=_blank>http://quickkeen.keenspot.com/.</A> I think that's it. OK, the end.<P>------------------
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I've had 4 hits from someone looking for "sister sex", and 2 from "i have a super sex sister"<P><I>Creepy!</I><P>Todd Michaels
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Search engine entries that found me...<P> "Naked Old Men"
"Sagging Buttocks"
"Naked Crippled Women"
and
"Smelly Undies"<P>Mike "Of course, I HAVE all those on my site" Leffel
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If we did you a guest strip would it need tenticle rape?<P>------------------
In all honesty, it should have been "Let's HEAR it for nipples."
Oh well.
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<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> is still going on.
Please read it.
Please.

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I just got one from the star picture today, too!<P>But... we were talking about Search Engine referrers.<P>------------------
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Okay, am I missing something here? How do you know what if any search engines are showing hits to your site? Is there a way to customize your stats pages, or a FAQ on how to do so somewhere?
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the search engine on my site shows me all the referers<P>------------------
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the search engine on my site shows me all the referers<P>------------------
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Post by Screwball McGoo [gDC] »

It doesn't show your search engine queries if it doesn't register... for some reason. I know I've gotten some search engine queries on my Extreme Tracker that haven't shown up on Webalizer because only certain search engines count for each. If you had search engine requests, they'd show up between your referrers and the list of web browsers. Also look for gray boxes that read "Yahoo" or "Google" in your referrer list.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gord McLeod:
<B>Okay, am I missing something here? How do you know what if any search engines are showing hits to your site? Is there a way to customize your stats pages, or a FAQ on how to do so somewhere?<P>
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