(if somehow you don't understand this....I'm a sad sad person. She put him into a mindfuck of a situation, and he goes to strangle her...but thats not really al. so he says hi. GRUDGINGLY.)
Caught in the headlamp glare of your own blinding vanity/Mesmerised by the stare of your shallow personality
Gorging the junk food of flattery you drag your fat ego around/Everyone floored by the battering you give to whoever's around
Oh Narcissus you petulant child admiring yourself in the curve of my eyes/Oh Narcissus you angel beguiled unsated by self you do nothing but die
From the inside of the holiday card:
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t'S-Qaraa would be peeved to know that here the 'C' in KFC stands for chicken... and not cherubs.
NoName would demand to know why there wasn't a love scene in his story, then threaten me with his club until I promised to write in some "sweet Pikachu ass".
Upon meeting his creator, [http://ataraxia.comicgenesis.com/d/20070402.html]Darcy Generic[/url] (martyr w/o a cause) would notice that this is almost exactly the same kind of metadrama as happened to George Dorn in the Illuminatus! Trilogy. He'd ask me to explain all the conspiracies in his world, then request a love scene in the next chapter.
Requests for love scenes would probably be pretty common among my characters.
BCI: I just called Neely yesterday to say happy birthday, so I don't think this comic can count.
Action Porn: Koi would try to molest me, Miko wouldn't understand the sitsuation, Butch would just ignore me, Diamond would make me lemonade and Queen would kill me because I know who she is.
My entire cast would sue me under the fair labor laws. I've made it a mission to pay them so pathetically little that they can't afford to take time off from 'work' to go find another comic to work in.
they might also sue me for abuse.
Certainly I'd be electrocuted, mind-read, my credit card numbers stolen, and then murdered by drowning in snail slime.
My characters would hate me with a passion that consumes all life. They'd have to. I owwwwn them. And I'm somewhat evil.
Crossfire: "Thank you! That explains it very nicely, and in a language that someone other than a physicist can understand..."
Denial is not falsification. You can't avoid a fact just because you don't like it.
"Data" is not the plural of "anecdote"