Caption contest! (Write dialogue and win comics!)

Gothboy · Post by **Gothboy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 3:52 am

Hi all,

I'm running a little contest to celebrate my new website. All you have to do is write the dialogue for the page below. All entries get a spot on my site with a link to yours (of course) and the best one gets a set of Amaranth comics (that's my mini-press effort, which has only just started to appear as a weekly webcomic. Visit the page for more info.)

This is the page: (sorry for size)

You can either write a script or put your own balloons in. Image manipulation is allowed and, indeed, encouraged.

More information on the contest and the prize can all be found on my spiffy new home: http://www.williehewes.co.uk

Protectmyballs · Post by **Protectmyballs** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 12:22 pm

Hey! I know you! Not really, but I was a fan of Free Z since I first saw it a long time ago. I'm actually citing it in a bibliography for a report I'm doing.

I could give the word bubbles a shot, but I'm on the family computer this weekend and the only image application available here is MSPaint...

Gothboy · Post by **Gothboy** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:23 pm

I get into bibliographies?

Cool! Did you know the book's coming out soon? (Well, I say book, it's a colour print mini-comic really.)

You can just write a script if that's easier, I'll put in the balloons and letter.

Tellurider · Post by **Tellurider** » Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:35 pm

I have a question: does it need to fit the tone of your comic or can it be completely random? Can it be like one big joke, or should it be somewhat serious?

Gothboy · Post by **Gothboy** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:38 pm

Nope, it can be humorous or surreal or whatever you like. You can go as mad as you like.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:32 pm

Yo willie

Gothboy · Post by **Gothboy** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:11 am

*lol* Excellent!

Hey, you're the outrage guy! *waves* Still wearing that button.

Thanks for playing, I'll start putting the entries up soonish.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:19 am

Now you're stuck with the "outrage guy" label. You're never gonna shake it off.

Though, still better than "the guy with no nipples", I guess.

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:11 am

I shook those nipples off didnt I?

Dave Against The Machine · Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:53 am

Ok its kinda crude, and corney. But after seeing that last pannel. I couldn't help myself.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:21 am

DAVE AGAINST THE MACHINE WINS

RYCLAUDE LOSES

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:32 am

LibertyCabbage wrote:DAVE AGAINST THE MACHINE WINS

RYCLAUDE LOSES

LIBERTYCABBAGE WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD THING IF IT BIT HIM IN THE ARSE.

EITHER THAT OR ITS OPPOSITES DAY

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 10:53 am

I was lying. Dave's is embarassingly bad.

Shame on you, Dave! No more fart jokes! Ever!

Edit: Argh, I can't come up with anything better than Claude's. Damn you, nippless wonder!!

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 2:49 pm

Ke Ke Ke

Dave Against The Machine · Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:24 pm

Your gonna sit there and tell me, that ya'll didnt laugh at, FEAR MY GAS!
That really hurts on the inside. I think I'm gonna go cry.

LibertyCabbage · Post by **LibertyCabbage** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:04 pm

Don't feel bad; I probably would've chuckled at it ten years ago.

It's not the joke that's important, it's the audience!! Get ye to an elementary school, pronto!

Rkolter · Post by **Rkolter** » Mon Apr 17, 2006 4:25 pm

Here's my submission.

Blackaby · Post by **Blackaby** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 4:45 am

LC for teh win

Clawed for teh second place

CaptainClaude · Post by **CaptainClaude** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 6:35 am

blackaby wrote:LC for teh win

Clawed for teh second place

We're at completely opposite ends of the wordiness spectrum.

McDuffies · Post by **McDuffies** » Tue Apr 18, 2006 8:55 am

I'll throw myself in too: