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PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 8:06 am
by Stepz
And thus the fourum went silent for a few days, only to be awaked (temporaraly) by this noncsence.....

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:25 pm
by Lgp
Yes, I noticed that too. Maybe it's me?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 4:38 pm
by The Immortal Infidel
*Kills Greg again.*

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:42 pm
by Lgp
Fine! I see how it is! I'm not wanted around here! :cry:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 5:47 pm
by The Immortal Infidel
Of course we want you to hang around here! Who else would we kill? Besides me, I mean.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 6:03 pm
by Lgp
Oh I see how it is. Well, it's good to know I'm wanted.. though on the one side I'm only wanted because of my killability.. hm.. oh well!

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 9:01 pm
by Carl Sjostrand
Little known fact. Greg's head fits into a waffle iron. Please ignore the fact that this Waffle iron is the shape of Greg's head.


Anyways, I think maybe I should do something... constructive in the forum while people wait for the re-opening of the comic. Or I could continue to be lazy... hmm...

::Forgets about the question of laziness and sticks Greg's head into the waffle iron:: And thus all the world*'s problems were solved.








* - World consisting of a 2 foot radius in the middle of Canada. Also note that no problems were, indeed, solved.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 9:25 pm
by Spidey_Trinity
I have an activity for you. ::pulls a Harry Potter out of a large box and sets it in front of Carl:: Tee hee. :D Now it's time to put that creativity to work. I'd advise everyone to step back, this could get messy.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 21, 2002 9:29 pm
by Carl Sjostrand
::Looks the general direction of the cut-out for a split second and it immediately ceases to exsist in all totality:: Done. Do it again and someone dies.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 3:01 am
by Stepz
Remember, the positon of webcomic artist is the same as the postion of god-in-training (Nekobox's Young calls himself that =} ) so do not anger them so that they must use their powers (course, they have to summon you to their comic dimention first, but after that...)

O, and stop killing Greg, it's too easy, he dies with no fight in him, try and kill someone who'll kill you back.....

[pulls back out his bladed polearm] Bwa ha ha ha....

[Engages infidel in a duel]

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:40 am
by The Immortal Infidel
*In a whirling blur, Infidel slices up Stepz's polearm with his energy scythe*
Check it out, man!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:46 am
by Stepz
Tehcnically, you shouldn't be able to cut it, since it's made out of wood, and we're in the martial arts combat universe so wood has some pretty weird propertys, but i'll let you slide this time....

[takes the remaining top (blade part) of his polearm, and throws it, cutting the wires connecting Infidel's energy scythe to it's battery pack, leaving him with only a long, metal staff, and me with a few assorted peices of wood]

ahh.... what the hay!

[glues wood parts back together, and uses newly formed {Wood} staff to bend the scythe's pole]

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:51 am
by Lgp
That scythe kind of reminds me of something from Gundam, perhaps DeathScythes energy scythe of doom.

Oh and Carl, you and Harry Potter both wear glasses :wink:
Let's see what else can I do to piss him off............ hmmmm
OH! Remember that girl I took to prom? Damn straight.

And you know what I think of your stinkin' waffle iron?! ::Burns it:: SO HAH!

::breaks Infidels stupid scythe:: Stupid scythe weilding bastard, you ain't no Magus.

NOW you see why I never fight back; I'm a real asshole. Except against the girls; they're cool. Like Stepz who is nice enough to stand up and say "Stop killing Greg because he's a weakling and can't fight back."

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 8:26 am
by The Immortal Infidel
Wow... there ARE no external wires.
*Prevents all harm to his scythe.*

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 10:08 am
by Carl Sjostrand
::Eats Spagettios:: That is all.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:18 pm
by Stepz
Carl Sjostrand wrote:::Eats Spagettios:: That is all.


Solves all our problems now, so i won't disagree, now, Infidel, with no-one to fight you, your preparations have been wasted, for you are foolish to attempt to block the attacks of more than one, plus a sword can cut metal, your thing was cut in half, you obviously don't have a resonalble knoledge of my own little version of physics, so i cannot fight you. Greg, well, he dies, he's no fun . and carl, well, he's got the right idea.... and Trinity (cover everyone in the fourum while i'm at it) hasn't said anything, so i shouldn't even be mentioning her, but read what's in the parathases...

ok, now that's over with...

hurmm.. we need a new conversation topic.... suggestions?

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:34 pm
by The Immortal Infidel
Hey, I godmode when people try to injure my stuff. I can explode, if you wish... Or, I can extend my tentacles, summon some virgin Asian schoolgirls, and see what hapens.
Tentacles, man!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:36 pm
by The Immortal Infidel
Of course, I might get mad and bring in... MY LAWNMOWER! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 4:46 pm
by Stepz
well, then since we didn't realize what I was saying before, here it is in more simple terms:

We're not going to play with you becuase you're a mean old poopy-head.
And you can't hurt us! NYA!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 22, 2002 7:19 pm
by Lgp
She's right, he can't hurt us. Bare with me on this.

We're talking to each other in a forum, on the internet, part of a website. We are typing to each other our so called "actions" and what we are supposedly "saying". Of course these "actions" and what we are "saying" never actually takes place in real life. Only in this forum. Such as here, I can manifest a replication of, say, the Masamune or Ness' Bat. Example- ::Masamune appears in Greg's hands as the glare of the sun shimmers off the edge of the new blade:: But in reality, I'm sitting here listening to Midtown typing up a post in a forum to waste time. So, therefore any "actions" taking place in this forum and it's "reality" never do "take place" in real life.

Now that that's over with, I'd like to quote Carl for a minute:

Or not to quote him.