I must warn you though, Irony is in on a secret Conspiracy with Joe Nadeau of JWalkin's Rythm and Blues Emporium
. They are performing an experiment where theycreate excellent comics, get people hooked, and then they withdraw the comic and see how long the people keep watching the pages. The data from this all goes forward to an evil mastermind (though many theorologistss speculate that one of them might in fact be the evil mastermind behind this plot if it is not in fact Rabidazel). The evil mastermind then takes the data, compiles it, runs it through an elaborate energy matrix computer composed of numerous hamsters connected together by special energy condiuts. This super computer then takes the data and spits out a scheme to take over the world using nothing more then common household devices and shiny skintight jumpsuits. (All evil plans require shiny skintight clothing).
It all reminds me of this story. You see these scientists put a bunch of monkeys in a cage, the cage had a ramp with a banana on it. Whenever any of the monkeys went for the banana, the scientists would hose them all down. It got to a point where no monkey would go near that bit of fruit. Then, they replaced one of the monkeys. That monkey went for the banana naturally and all his companion monkeys tackled him and beat the tar outof him. After a while that monkey was completely put off going after the banana. At that point, they replaced another monkey, and the processed repeated. After several months, they had a cage full of monkeys who had never been hosed down, yet, if any monkey had the cajones to go for that blasted banana, all his monkey bretheren would beat the snot out of him. The moral, well, I forgot the moral of all this, but it involved monkeys so I thought it must have been important.
How dare you! I know evil is bad, but come on! Eating kittens is just plain--plain wrong! And no one should do it! EVER!