I don't know what to say so instead I'm going to present you with this picture of a seven penguins performing the duel scene from Shakepspear's "Hamlet", all condensed down to the size of a period.
If you cannot see the image, get a really big magnifying lense. If you still cannot see it you can direct all complaints to:
My Dead Dog
6 feet under
Ccelz's back yard, NY 12345
How dare you! I know evil is bad, but come on! Eating kittens is just plain--plain wrong! And no one should do it! EVER!