Currently I project a 60 percent chance of a very looney tooney accident that leaves phil the victor.
A 30 percent chance that he getes propelled right into sharp pointy stabby death.
A 10 percent chance of of him making a fool of himself and being sort a spear.
And a 5 percent chance of spontaneous disco dancing.
And a 2 percent chance of it being cloudy with a chance of meatballs.
Any extra percentages are in there for quality assurance.
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How dare you! I know evil is bad, but come on! Eating kittens is just plain--plain wrong! And no one should do it! EVER!