EVERYONE needs a Chop-O-Tron 3000000! Its majesty is so staggering that it defies all description!
The blades are so sharp, so shiny, so cutty, that they MUST be acquired!
Its sleek design is so pointless yet poeticly perfect all at the very same time that I MUST have it.
Not to mention all the fun I can have throwing random objects at it and watch them get rendered into choppy cutty pieces.
I NEEED that
I NEEED that
How dare you! I know evil is bad, but come on! Eating kittens is just plain--plain wrong! And no one should do it! EVER!
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