Three words per post topic!

Postby MichaelCL on Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:45 am

...it all got...
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Postby SuperJoe on Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:53 pm

{EDIT}
Story so far:

Zay shot a sandwich out of thin air. "Damn I hate onions."

"Me too!" said Pete, walking in.

"Pete! What the Hell, do you think you are doing? This area's full of customers! Now get your underaged behind back where you should be: The whore isn't here yet!"

Then Ted ran to the phone to make sure the whores were appropriately buttered.

"Yes" said the safe.

Pete glanced around hoping to see Heather's cute little toy duck, but the duck had run off with the whores!

"Hey!! I hope he's not too greedy."

Then Zay thought, "Kill, kill, kill," as he watched Saturday Night Live. It was starring Mike Myers. Sweet!

"Hey! The customers are rampaging the breakfast sandwiches! They must be put down! Call the veterinarian, or the duck; it really doesn't matter which. They all have giant bills."

Quickly, they surged forward, waving their insanely grotesque paws in the mustard.

"When did your mom get so damn stoned?" Pete cried out.

So that's when it all got...

..back to normal.
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Postby MisterIrony on Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:58 am

That's pretty impressive! We actually have a coherent joke in there!
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Postby MichaelCL on Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:38 pm

is that supposed to happen??
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Postby MisterIrony on Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:03 pm

I... I don't know. :o

Anyway, carrying on:

Meanwhile, Ted was...
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Postby Zanathium on Mon Jul 24, 2006 10:46 am

. . . making some matzos . . .
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Postby Korian on Tue Aug 01, 2006 5:55 am

with duck-flavored
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Postby MisterIrony on Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:56 pm

bananas. It wasn't
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Postby Cheezthesecond on Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:21 am

going too well.
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Re: Three words per post topic!

Postby Silentwitness on Tue Jun 09, 2009 12:23 pm

...it was still...
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