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by SuperJoe on Mon Jan 10, 2005 7:53 pm
{EDIT}
Story so far:
Zay shot a sandwich out of thin air. "Damn I hate onions."
"Me too!" said Pete, walking in.
"Pete! What the Hell, do you think you are doing? This area's full of customers! Now get your underaged behind back where you should be: The whore isn't here yet!"
Then Ted ran to the phone to make sure the whores were appropriately buttered.
"Yes" said the safe.
Pete glanced around hoping to see Heather's cute little toy duck, but the duck had run off with the whores!
"Hey!! I hope he's not too greedy."
Then Zay thought, "Kill, kill, kill," as he watched Saturday Night Live. It was starring Mike Myers. Sweet!
"Hey! The customers are rampaging the breakfast sandwiches! They must be put down! Call the veterinarian, or the duck; it really doesn't matter which. They all have giant bills."
Quickly, they surged forward, waving their insanely grotesque paws in the mustard.
"When did your mom get so damn stoned?" Pete cried out.
So that's when it all got...
..back to normal.
Story so far:
Zay shot a sandwich out of thin air. "Damn I hate onions."
"Me too!" said Pete, walking in.
"Pete! What the Hell, do you think you are doing? This area's full of customers! Now get your underaged behind back where you should be: The whore isn't here yet!"
Then Ted ran to the phone to make sure the whores were appropriately buttered.
"Yes" said the safe.
Pete glanced around hoping to see Heather's cute little toy duck, but the duck had run off with the whores!
"Hey!! I hope he's not too greedy."
Then Zay thought, "Kill, kill, kill," as he watched Saturday Night Live. It was starring Mike Myers. Sweet!
"Hey! The customers are rampaging the breakfast sandwiches! They must be put down! Call the veterinarian, or the duck; it really doesn't matter which. They all have giant bills."
Quickly, they surged forward, waving their insanely grotesque paws in the mustard.
"When did your mom get so damn stoned?" Pete cried out.
So that's when it all got...
..back to normal.
The unSnarkable J-Walkin'!
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by MisterIrony on Tue Jan 11, 2005 4:58 am
That's pretty impressive! We actually have a coherent joke in there!
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by MisterIrony on Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:03 pm
I... I don't know. 
Anyway, carrying on:
Meanwhile, Ted was...
Anyway, carrying on:
Meanwhile, Ted was...
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by Cheezthesecond on Sat Feb 17, 2007 3:21 am
going too well.
If we're supposed to fight fire with fire, why is it that firemen aren't armed with flamethrowers?
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