Story so far:
Zay shot a sandwich out of thin air. "Damn I hate onions."
"Me too!" said Pete, walking in.
"Pete! What the Hell, do you think you are doing? This area's full of customers! Now get your underaged behind back where you should be: The whore isn't here yet!"
Then Ted ran to the phone to make sure the whores were appropriately buttered.
"Yes" said the safe.
Pete glanced around hoping to see Heather's cute little toy duck, but the duck had run off with the whores!
"Hey!! I hope he's not too greedy."
Then Zay thought, "Kill, kill, kill," as he watched Saturday Night Live. It was starring Mike Myers. Sweet!
"Hey! The customers are rampaging the breakfast sandwiches! They must be put down! Call the veterinarian, or the duck; it really doesn't matter which. They all have giant bills."
Quickly, they surged forward, waving their insanely grotesque paws in the mustard.
"When did your mom get so damn stoned?" Pete cried out.
So that's when it all got...
..back to normal.