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Postby El SillY on Fri Nov 02, 2001 5:11 am

hmmm... Avocados might be fun but for a real fun time go for a lime! Green, portable, explosive, what more could one ask?<P>------------------
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Postby MikeLeffel on Fri Nov 02, 2001 8:57 am

Dear sirs, I present you the POMEGRANITE. Alien, leathery, and when punctured, the bloodiest looking pip-ridden bastard on the face of the fruity food family.<P>------------------
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Postby Dezro on Fri Nov 02, 2001 12:08 pm

I just got this avocado... And it's the coolest thing ever. I just keep throwing it around and around... Damn this is fun.<P>I recommend that everyone gets their own avocado. It's easily the best toy ever, better than any video game.
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Postby El SillY on Sat Nov 03, 2001 1:12 am

*Ooooh, Aaaah, Soup*<P>
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Postby Dezro on Sat Nov 03, 2001 6:37 am

I'm sick of all the damn lime-pushers in the world. Nobody seems to realize one simple fact about limes: THEY AREN'T HEAVY ENOUGH. What I need is an object as heavy as an avocado, as small as a lime, and shaped like a tooth.<P>And I'm sick of your pomegranate talk too, Leffel, but only 'cause you spelled it wrong.
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Postby MikeLeffel on Sat Nov 03, 2001 8:06 am

DO YOU THINK I CARE!!!!!!<P>I have more painful, aggrivating stories about stupid god damned fruits and vegetables and idiots than yuo'll ever want to hear! GLHAAAAAA!!<P>Mike "I researched" Leffel<P>------------------
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Postby El SillY on Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:20 am

We do want to hear em Mike! Enlighten us with these aggravating stories so that we less aggravated may share some of you're divine aggravation!<P>P.S: I am very interested in vegetables and fruit because I am a vegetarian so now you know... I would also like all the time zones in the world to be synchronized with me so I will always wake up at 09:00 and go to bed at 22:30 regardless of what time it is...<P>Err... wait a minute! I'm a cannibal! I eat vegetables and I'm a Swede!!! this was a so called pun...<P>------------------
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Postby Dezro on Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by El SillY:
<B>I am very interested in vegetables and fruit because I am a vegetarian so now you know...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Err... Why? (I want to hear your reason before I yell at you.)
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Postby MikeLeffel on Tue Nov 06, 2001 2:45 am

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Postby Burntdog on Tue Nov 06, 2001 6:44 am

Janeanne Garafallo eats pomegranites!!!<P><P>------------------
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Postby El SillY on Mon Nov 12, 2001 8:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Dezro posted this:
<b>Err... Why? (I want to hear your reason before I yell at you.)</b><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>See the El SillY FAQ at the FJ board... <P>------------------
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