Woah...

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Fri Nov 02, 2001 5:11 am

hmmm... Avocados might be fun but for a real fun time go for a lime! Green, portable, explosive, what more could one ask?------------------
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MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Fri Nov 02, 2001 8:57 am

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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Fri Nov 02, 2001 12:08 pm

I just got this avocado... And it's the coolest thing ever. I just keep throwing it around and around... Damn this is fun.I recommend that everyone gets their own avocado. It's easily the best toy ever, better than any video game.

El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 1:12 am

*Ooooh, Aaaah, Soup*

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 6:37 am

I'm sick of all the damn lime-pushers in the world. Nobody seems to realize one simple fact about limes: THEY AREN'T HEAVY ENOUGH. What I need is an object as heavy as an avocado, as small as a lime, and shaped like a tooth.And I'm sick of your pomegranate talk too, Leffel, but only 'cause you spelled it wrong.

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sat Nov 03, 2001 8:06 am

DO YOU THINK I CARE!!!!!!I have more painful, aggrivating stories about stupid god damned fruits and vegetables and idiots than yuo'll ever want to hear! GLHAAAAAA!!Mike "I researched" Leffel------------------
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El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 5:20 am

We do want to hear em Mike! Enlighten us with these aggravating stories so that we less aggravated may share some of you're divine aggravation!P.S: I am very interested in vegetables and fruit because I am a vegetarian so now you know... I would also like all the time zones in the world to be synchronized with me so I will always wake up at 09:00 and go to bed at 22:30 regardless of what time it is...Err... wait a minute! I'm a cannibal! I eat vegetables and I'm a Swede!!! this was a so called pun...------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Mon Nov 05, 2001 6:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by El SillY:
I am very interested in vegetables and fruit because I am a vegetarian so now you know...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Err... Why? (I want to hear your reason before I yell at you.)

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 2:45 am

For several fleeting moments, at two computers connected to the internet (one a mac laptop, the other some laptop running windows xp) in two different stores in two different towns, OWLIE was sitting on the screen.Hee hee.------------------
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Burntdog · Post by **Burntdog** » Tue Nov 06, 2001 6:44 am

Janeanne Garafallo eats pomegranites!!!------------------
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El SillY · Post by **El SillY** » Mon Nov 12, 2001 8:00 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Dezro posted this:
Err... Why? (I want to hear your reason before I yell at you.)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>See the El SillY FAQ at the FJ board... ------------------
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