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Postby MikeLeffel on Mon Oct 29, 2001 9:26 am

Now I can freely post here without shame! Although no updates never prevented me from doing so on the FJ board. But ALAS!!!<P>So.. <P>Um.<P>I have nothing to say. Oh well! There's always later tonight to come up with something to post!<P>
Yes, later at night.<P>
When other people are snuggling their loved ones, I will be at the desk and the computer, either drawing or coloring.<P>As other people slumber after a bout of rampantly exotic premarital sexual behavior, bringing each other to climax and then enjoying the company of each other, I will be sitting here in the silent moonlight, either contemplating what my silly fictional characters will do next, or finalizing the ways of some messily constructed storyline for use several months from now, or staring blankly at the wall as the night passes, thinking, thinking, thinking of what it is exactly that I've missed, and what it is that I'll never have.<P>And then I'll go to bed, eager to rest up for another day at work that has yet to provide me with one reason to keep living.<P>And then home to sit.<P>Sit in the shadows.<P>And wait for death.<P>
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Hey wow! SCTV will be on tonight! WOO!<P>
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Postby Dezro on Mon Oct 29, 2001 10:22 am

So I was at Borders, right? And I could get one thing and one thing only. I looked at my choices and narrowed it down to the new Calvin & Hobbes book and a book about Spy vs. Spy.<P>I thought of a way to decide: Would the artist featured in one book read the other? Well, I thought about Bill Watterson. He would probably read the Spy vs. Spy book because it has the kind of comics they made in the good 'ole days, what with all the action going around and such. Then I though of Antonio Prohias. Would he read the Calvin & Hobbes book? Of course not. He's dead. So I took the Spy vs. Spy book.<P>ALSO: I haven't had a real discussion in over a month! YOU'VE GOT IT GOOD, LEFFEL! Besides, you know of all these people banging each other, why don't you spy on them? Or videotape them? You might just solve some murder mysteries along the way!<P>ALSO:
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Postby MikeLeffel on Mon Oct 29, 2001 11:34 am

I am constantly torn between longing for a life devoid of human interaction, and then a longing for acceptance into the fold of the stupid disgusting humans which I hate.<P>I hate them so much I barely attempt to act anything like them.<P>I live in Nebraska. I own _NO_ 'Huskers' clothing. I own no NIKE clothing. I own no other 'name' clothing. I am the freak of freaks, and I like that.<P>I don't dress up weird. I don't act out violently. I don't run with a gang of misfits, I don't party until my brains are bleeding because my parents bother me. I cannot find any niche in which I fit, I am alone. Hideously, painfully alone.<P>But then I like that.<P>But then I don't.<P>I abhor the mindless zombie spawn I have to serve day in and day out. I mentally imagine blowing the lot of them away with powers I don't have. I watch the clock, straining in anticipation for the hour when I no longer have to suffer their blank stares, their gaping talk-holes, and their idiotic requests and smells.<P>I laugh in quiet contemplation as I sit all alone in my room, happy to be away from the outside world.<P>But then thoughts of lonliness creep in.<P>DAMN this planet! I am driven to isolation. I then accept the isolation. But then longing for social interaction creeps in! And I find that I was driven to isolation from this society, and I am driven to it anew. And the circle repeats. I am torn between these two emotions! It is ANNOYING!<P>And I blame the NADS.<P>Mike "Well, partially." Leffel
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Postby MikeLeffel on Mon Oct 29, 2001 11:38 am

And also, I haven't gotten the new Calvin and Hobbes book! AND IT'S ONLY 9 FREAKING BUCKS HERE! BLAH!<P>Mike "Saving pennies for crumbs" Leffel<P>------------------
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