Press to Prez: The Children! And pants!

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 2:46 am

(panel pause, PA looking at them dumfounded)
(next panel)I'm not WEARING pants.------------------
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Bobscott · Post by **Bobscott** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 7:58 am

I prefer the subtlety of something like:(President): Pants are fer horses!or even the supreme subtlety of:(President): Pants: it's what's for dinner!Bob "It's true!" Scott------------------
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Sat Aug 04, 2001 11:10 am

Press Gal: Mister President, we are aware of your opinions on orphans, but what about unabandoned children, adopted children, and married children?Press Guy: And where do you get your pants! Oooh-WOO-ooh!

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Sun Aug 05, 2001 1:24 am

I myself am burned out on the pants, because most of the PA jokes I wrote and then threw away screaming were about pants, and civilizations one can find within panty atoms.Mike "not PANTY atoms, but the atoms of PANTS" Leffel
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Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Sun Aug 05, 2001 10:25 am

I think Leffel's would be funnier if he happened to be wearing a trout as pants or something when he said that. But he didn't know it. Or something.Mmm... Chef BOY-ARR-DEE!