hi, my name is billy, and im an alchoholic

[ZOMBIE USER 157]

one day i was walking down the street and some guy said to me "repent your sins! jesus is watching you!" i said "omigod! he was watching me in the shower? that pervert!" he just stared at me and asked for spare change. i gave him a sesame seed. thats about when i woke up.

[Twentyfour]

Yea, there's nothing like getting third degree redemption up your arms<P>------------------
**TwentyFour**
By the time I count to 3 you'll be clicking the link to my sight.....1.....2.....ummmm...aren't ya gonna go??....2 and a half....
c'mon please???
<A HREF="http://twentyfour.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>24

[ZOMBIE USER 157]

oh yeah, there was fire. of course there was fire! how ya gonna do anything without fire? of course, after i set him on fire it started raining wombats so i had to ward off the mutant ones with a stick i like to call "mr. stick". hes my only freind

[Twentyfour]

I hate to say it but when you have three messages in a row all from the same person, and it's their forum.....wow.... you gotta drag more people in here for conversation.<P>------------------
**TwentyFour**
By the time I count to 3 you'll be clicking the link to my sight.....1.....2.....ummmm...aren't ya gonna go??....2 and a half....
c'mon please???
<A HREF="http://twentyfour.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>24

[ZOMBIE USER 157]

ok, you're pretty much just talking to yourself now...<P>------------------
9 out of 10 physicians suggest <a href="http://lint.keenspace.com">lint</a> or <a href="http://jfiles.keenspace.com">The J Files</a> as part of your daily diet. those 9 out of 10 are mentally ill

[ZOMBIE USER 157]

ok now your just drunk<P>------------------
9 out of 10 physicians suggest <A HREF="http://lint.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>lint</A> or <A HREF="http://jfiles.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The J Files</A>as part of your daily diet. those 9 out of 10 are mentally ill