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I need some advice...
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 12:05 pm
by Viper GTS
Now that I have all these wonderful friends here that understand me and listen to me and love me for who I am I think I need to ask your advice on something which has been bothering me for some time now.
You see, there's this woman - I'll call her "adul" - I think she likes me but I'm not quite sure. Yesterday I was at this club, & she came up. She walked up behind me slapped me. She said I was a POS for never calling her, but I lost her phone number! I tried to explain this to her but she wouldn't listen. Next thing I know she grabbed me & started dragging me to her room. Being the responsible person I am I told her I couldn't - She was obviously drunk - But now I wish I had. (
What should I do? Should I call her? Should I ask her out? What about climbing the tree outside her window & taking nude pictures of her through the window? Would she get mad if she found out?
I don't know what to do, I'm so sad & confused.
Can someone help me?
Viper GTS
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 12:08 pm
by ZOMBIE USER 4986
Gregg, I have never laughed so hard at anything on the internet in my life!!! I'm linking this at Adul's forums.

:D
Posted: Mon Jun 10, 2002 12:13 pm
by Beau6183
Dude, I'd hit it!
just one problem
Posted: Tue Jun 11, 2002 8:16 pm
by Soulripper
considering im against the consumption of alchohol, I wouldn't go out with her. I would never have been in the club in the first place. There is nothing to do there that I would enjoy that I can't do somewhere else and have more fun. So I suggest you dump her and find someone else. Sex isn't the only thing to do in the world. In time you might even discover this and find the right girl that has figured this out as well. If you wan to get a head start though, you should take my advice, clean yourself up, and start looking now. It can take years to find the one you should be searching for.
Posted: Sun Jun 16, 2002 4:06 pm
by ZOMBIE USER 4986
Ahaha! Launnie got sucked in by the Skoorb Effect! That post wasn't for real, he was just making up a whiny, improbable nef post like those that are frequent on Anandtech. And Adul is a guy on those forums who everyong jokes about being female. Skoorb Effect is where you answer seriously to non serious posts or fail to read the thread before you post a reply.

:P
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 11:38 am
by The Zenmervolt
Cygni wrote:Ahaha! Launnie got sucked in by the Skoorb Effect! That post wasn't for real, he was just making up a whiny, improbable nef post like those that are frequent on Anandtech. And Adul is a guy on those forums who everyong jokes about being female. Skoorb Effect is where you answer seriously to non serious posts or fail to read the thread before you post a reply.

:P
"Dissecting humor is a lot like dissecting a frog. Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies in the process." - Someone more famous than I am.
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 5:55 pm
by Soulripper
well, considering it was never really humorous to me I really wasn't disecting humor. I was just disecting human behavior of which often times I am quite discusted with.
Posted: Wed Nov 20, 2002 8:54 pm
by ZOMBIE USER 4986
The Zenmervolt wrote:
"Dissecting humor is a lot like dissecting a frog. Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies in the process." - Someone more famous than I am.
It's not humor at all to begin with if no one has a clue what it's about.
Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 4:27 pm
by The Zenmervolt
soulripper wrote:well, considering it was never really humorous to me I really wasn't disecting humor. I was just disecting human behavior of which often times I am quite discusted with.
Paige was the one doing the dissecting, not you. You're safe from my stupid remarks...for now.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 4:29 pm
by The Zenmervolt
soulripper wrote:well, considering it was never really humorous to me I really wasn't disecting humor. I was just disecting human behavior of which often times I am quite discusted with.
Paige was the one doing the dissecting, not you. You're safe from my stupid remarks...for now.

Posted: Tue Dec 03, 2002 4:34 pm
by The Zenmervolt
soulripper wrote:well, considering it was never really humorous to me I really wasn't disecting humor. I was just disecting human behavior of which often times I am quite discusted with.
Paige was the one doing the dissecting, not you. You're safe from my stupid remarks...for now.
