Ken's official 'who's hired/fired' thread
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So noted; Teague is the Minister of War, and therefore entitled to all the privileges and responsibilities of the rank.<P>Welcome to the team!<P>You're first task is to see to it that snipers are on the grounds at all times with orders to use deadly force should Hollin attempt to gain access to the premises, or be 'hired' in any sense of the word.<P>Um, anyone else want to call positions?
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Apply for position: Project Manager<P>Objective:
A position as project manager where I can fulfill both my own personal goal as well as those of the corporation at large.<P>Experience:
- Several years of organizing a bunch of unmotivated teens into active groups performing a variety of different entertainment functions.
- Managing two six-year olds when they demand to do something 'special today'.<P>Achievements:
- Accomplished surgical removal of Amber and Emery from MechWarrior4 after a mere two hours.
- Arranged a LAN party that involved dragging people across Northern California. Extensive nagging experience exercised.
- Managed up to twenty-seven teens in a pizza/skating night with a net gain of $3 and a small scar.<P>References available upon request.<p>[This message has been edited by Cygni (edited 01-23-2002).]
A position as project manager where I can fulfill both my own personal goal as well as those of the corporation at large.<P>Experience:
- Several years of organizing a bunch of unmotivated teens into active groups performing a variety of different entertainment functions.
- Managing two six-year olds when they demand to do something 'special today'.<P>Achievements:
- Accomplished surgical removal of Amber and Emery from MechWarrior4 after a mere two hours.
- Arranged a LAN party that involved dragging people across Northern California. Extensive nagging experience exercised.
- Managed up to twenty-seven teens in a pizza/skating night with a net gain of $3 and a small scar.<P>References available upon request.<p>[This message has been edited by Cygni (edited 01-23-2002).]
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Bah, I am the Minister of War! The only ways I my status can be usurped is either an excommunication from the Pope, or losing an arm wrestling contest to the reincarnated General Patton!<P>------------------
...and then everyone ate cookies and visited <A HREF="http://cmooki.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://cmooki.keenspace.com</A> and were happy
...and then everyone ate cookies and visited <A HREF="http://cmooki.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://cmooki.keenspace.com</A> and were happy
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dispater:
<B>Wow. Cygni's resume impresses me...a lot...even more than duct tape, in fact. In my official capacity as "Official Interloper," I'm hiring her for you and granting her immediate tenure. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Emery, you've been passing around that duct tape essay of yours, haven't you?
Well Ken, am I hired?
<B>Wow. Cygni's resume impresses me...a lot...even more than duct tape, in fact. In my official capacity as "Official Interloper," I'm hiring her for you and granting her immediate tenure. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>
Emery, you've been passing around that duct tape essay of yours, haven't you?
Well Ken, am I hired?