Lack of Scanner Crisis

[CaptainMooki]

I hope nobody's too distraught about the lack of comics. I'm gonna try to find a way to access a working scanner.<P>If I still can't get anything soon, I'll still try for some sort of art type update...probably done fully in photoshop.<P>
p.s. Is the "Mooki getting shot" thing a good cliffhanger? I was hoping it might be, but I'm not sure.<P>------------------
...and then everyone ate cookies and visited <A HREF="http://cmooki.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://cmooki.keenspace.com</A> and were happy

[Republic Fleet Command]

Exert from the life, times, and stuff of Kenneth Ryan Lenhart:<P>"...So I wake up one dreary morning, I go to my computer and I turn it on as usual. I get some coffee, sit down, and go about checking the morning updates. 'lo and behold I get to loading the Captain Mooki page...but there's no mooki. There's no strip! I don't even get to find out if the galaxies hero is dead from a fatal gun shot wound or not!!!
No, there's nothing but a dour message and a Hiaku! Seems that the forces of dark and general dimness have conspired to ruin my entire morning routine! They've denied me the ending to the cliffhanger I was waiting for, and more than that, even managed to sabotage my coffe machine in the midst of awe struck horror!!!!
That's about when I said, "Nuh uh, not this boys morning comic you bloody loathsome bastards born forth of whors and thieves!!!" <P>Teague, you just give the word. I'll kill, steal, rape, pillage, burn and burn a whole freakin' lot more. I'll steal candy from big eyed school girls, and I'll push the elderly down stairs. I'll throw Dillon's dog out in the busy street, and hell, I'll even deface my audigraphed picture of my Captain James Tiberius Kirk, but mark my words...there will bloody well be mooki on my screen in the mornings...or there will be smoldering ash parching the skies and bloody nuclear death ravaging the heavens and the earth!!!!!!<P>There will be Mooki, or there will be uncomprimising DEATH TO THE MASSES!!!!<P>I COMMAND IT!!!!
<p>[This message has been edited by Republic Fleet Command (edited 12-28-2001).]

[Republic Fleet Command]

Distraught? No, why ever do you ask?<P>

[ZOMBIE USER 4986]

<------*stares in shock and breaks down gently weeping*

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAAHHAAHHAHA...i don't like chibee or cuchi. You must get the Mooki one back quickly because chibee Mooki is much worse than no Mooki at all!!! Grahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! (i-i-don't even read the comic)<P>"And the way i defeated the killbots was that i found out thier weekness. They had a kill limit and so i send wave after wave of my own men until the limit was reached!!" -A Nastalgic quote from Zap Branigan. <P>I rule!! (well, no, God rules, but i am the most humblest!!)<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation

[Supreme Comm. L. Sencore]

Never fear. I am here. I would have to check with my dad to see if its ok. But he has a scanner that you might be able to use while your in ukiah. If you cant get over here i would be willing to do a guest strip and mail it to you so you could put it up.

[Republic Fleet Command]

DAAAH! What bloody crype be this before mine eyes!?!?
I want my freakin' mooki back, not his pokemon squeeze-and-giggle doppleganger!!!!<P>*Sigh* Do you doubt my wrath? Do YOU doubt me?! <P>DO YOU REQUIRE AN EXAMPLE TO SHOW YOU THE GRAVITY OF YOUR PERIL SHOULD I NOT BE RE-UNITED WITH THE MOOKI?!!?<P>*Sigh* Unspeakable devestation and general non-goodness will now visit the fair citizens of...*Spins the Globe o' Super Doom*...BISMARCK, NORTH DAKOTA!! PREPARE YOUR CHILDREN FOR THE END BISMARCKIANS! THEY SHALL NOT KNOW THE NEW YEAR!!!!<P>Let nothing further stand between me and that which is mooki...<P>I COMMAND IT!
<p>[This message has been edited by Republic Fleet Command (edited 12-29-2001).]