Ahh...remnants of that past long forgotten

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

hello mr. svienencoff. we here at the cyrezx corporation have spent the last waking moments of today to track you down and post this message. i just want you to know that you and everyone you ever met (except me) are not safe from anything ever again. mwa ha ha ha ha ha.
i know what you think. (scary huh?)
and yes, you are doomed, your adversary and inspirational partners in crime have found you and are not about to let your plot go forward, so whatever you are planning, or concocting, or coniving, or contriving, or amathigating, or imagining im just here to tell you to stop it. (under penalty of death of course) and that if you do not cease your evil ways and --repent for the kingdom of heaven is upon us!-- (somewhere in Matthew) you will be destroyed.<P>no one can stand against the united power of the Cyrezx Corporation (just ask Bill Gates, or Palistine)<P>you have 36 hours to respond by throwing yourself at our unadulterated mercy (its a fat wall of unadulterated mercy at that) and replying to this message in the manner that common decency demands. or else...<P>------------------
Emery @ the Cyrezx Corp.

[Svienenkoff]

BAH! I refuse to reply to your meager request.........wait, Dammit!<P>Alright, the day is yours Lord Emery, BUT WE SHALL MEET AGAIN!<P>Besides, my wall of unadulterated mercy is twice as thick AND HAS CUPHOLDERS TOO!!!!<P>PS. Sorry, but I had to register an alias to use because Keen* is having trouble with it's user database

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

Told ya that no one can resist the united powers of the Cyrezx Corporation.<P>whats up with your using my WEB PAGE OF DEATH?? and HAPPY FREDDY character?> <P>you did not ask permission the Cyrezx Corporation to do these things nor did you inform us of your actions. And since you conceded the day in your reply we DEMAND RETRIBUTION!!! <P>oh, and we upraded our wall of unadulterated mercy to comply with your puny cupholders!! just try to through yourself against it now!!!!! mwa hahahhahahahha.......<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation

[Svienenkoff]

TOO MANY...CUPHOLDERS......UNABLE TOO THROW SELF AGAINST WALL OF UNADULTERATED MERCEY, CURSES!!....Wait, that's a good thing for me!
BWA HA HA HE HO HO HI HA HA HEH NOOHHEEE!<P>BAH (again)!! Your pitiful monocromatic webpage and paper-faced lackey were wandering homeless begging for someone to give them a home online!!! Do you really wish me to cast them out into the unforgiving abyss of Porn and l33t known as the Internet?<P>------------------

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

We appreciate your concern and caretaken given to our some of our most uh...neatest...creations and uh...we ... um...<P>anyways, i was wondering if i could get a position to update my WEB PAGE OF DEATH and i colored Happy Freddy so it looks like colored pencil... but yeah, your soulripper pic goes to happy freddy and its web page of DEATH!!! not DOOM!!!! DEATH!!! W<P>WHICH IS WHAT THE CYREZX CORP. WILL CAUSE FOR YOU IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH OUR DEMANDS!!! MWAHHAHAHHAHAHAH<P>oh, and we scrapped the wall of unadulterated mercy in exchange for a big scary Mecha. so comply or die!! (hey that rhymes...)<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation<p>[This message has been edited by Cyrezxcorp (edited 09-16-2001).]

[ZOMBIE USER 4986]

Let it be known that there is a power that can overtake you both and crush you into puny squashed grapes! Repent of your evil ways and your false threats and work together. Therein lies the path to either world domination or ultimate televangelism, I forget which. Where does your inspiration come from? Where from do your creative powers spring? Draw in others from your group (government_paid@hotmail.com, neodynasthai@hotmail.com, and starcraftalias@hotmail.com) and ask them for answers. You won't recieve the answers but you will be further along the path of enlightenment.<P> Cygni<P>Gotch both beat for nonsense, HA!
<p>[This message has been edited by Cygni (edited 09-16-2001).]

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

your wrong, that wasnt witty or fun!! ahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahha!!!!!!!!<P>besides, im not evil, he is!!<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation

[Svienenkoff]

Where's the fun in taking over the world if you don't have a decent Arch-nemesis?<P>....and besides, I'm not the evil one. He's the one that vaporized all those orphans.

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

Who said either of you could join us in our petty rivalry!! We here at the Cyrezx Corporation are much displeased with this, especially with such lack of wit and utterly contemptable vocabulary!! Blah!! we no like much you de yeah!!<P>so defend thyselves for we are sending out our big scary mecha to reap some damage!!<P>Thus sayeth the Cyrezx Corporation!!<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation

[ZOMBIE USER 4986]

Um, still gaining familiarity with the drawing war. Ken?

[Adm. B. Radigen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cygni:
<B>Um, still gaining familiarity with the drawing war. Ken?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>*All that stuff about not being responisble....yadayadayada*<P>Now.....when you say 'gaining familiarity' do you mean.....going absolutely off-the deep-end-insane, and believeing that I, Grand Admiral Brash Q. Radigen esq., am in fact, Grand Admiral Brash Q. Radigen esq.? Because if you are....I have no comment, and will be unavailable for comment for...well....a long time. SO there.

[Adm. B. Radigen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cyrezxcorp:
<B>Who said either of you could join us in our petty rivalry!! We here at the Cyrezx Corporation are much displeased with this, especially with such lack of wit and utterly contemptable vocabulary!! Blah!! we no like much you de yeah!!<P>so defend thyselves for we are sending out our big scary mecha to reap some damage!!<P>Thus sayeth the Cyrezx Corporation!!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Adm. B. Radigen here.<P>I, uh, went to your web site, and I tried to order...um......a few....of your, uh, 'big scary mecha', and it said that, like, something about my navy charge card is....like,...won't let me order quantities,....uh....between 10,000 and 100,000, of, Quote,"... NO officer shall purchase from a civilian source, items regarded with threat level Omega or above on penalty of death!" So.....is there a way for that to....um... not happen.....or do I like have to get the catalog and,like...uh..'call-it-in' cause....I think there's some thing about using my ship's, uh, mailing address for, like, 'personal' reasons....so, uh if you could help me out...I'd much appreciate it. Oh! And, um, I was wondering also if, there's like...a selection of colors to choose from....and like, a way to have...them, monogramed, like with my name on it....so....anyways....thanks, always been a huge fan.<P>Signed - Admiral B. Radigen,
R.S.S. Crusader

[Neodynasthai]

By the power granted me by the Paladriel Peace accords of GSD. ???? (what is the date in the drawing war?) I demand that Adm. B. Radigen put the highly hallucinogenic and intoxicating substance down, step away from the table and put his hands in the air. He has broken the decency act of The Galactic Republic of Axias(TM) and will therefor be senteced to a day in a very cold cell with a man named buba and some mood music, followed by the duty of finding the lost toy boat in the sewers of Chardin.

[ZOMBIE USER 5138]

We at the Cyrezx Corporation are in the process of firing some of our more ...troublesome... employees. And so in light of recent events, the Big Scary Mecha product has TEMPORARILY become unavailible for purchase. To clear up any concerns about international- err excuse us did you say intergalactic law? Well, to clear any of that up, we uh...arnt making them right now so thats why you cant order any.<P>Sorry for the inconvinience, please accept our incorrect spelling of inconvinience and this nice sack of 'nothing' at no additional charge.<P>Have a nice day..<P>(Big Scary Mecha!)<P>------------------
Emery @
The Cyrezx Corporation

[Adm. B. Radigen]

!*WARNING*!: The following is a paid advertisement by Grand Admiral Brash Q. Radigen esq. [Commander, R.S.S. Crusader]
Any and all statements, claims, declarations of millennia-long-jihad, acts of war, use of Anti-Existence weaponry in residential zones, bothering Ted's Mom, or wrecking Ted's Mom's house, shaving of endangered animals, inter-galactic property damage, (including loss/destruction of forbidden holy artifacts, divine texts, and those beloved, village shamans that live in little huts muttering stuff that keeps SUPER DOOM at bay).....*Deep Breath*......are not the responsibility of The Galactic Republic of Axias(TM), the Trans-Galactic Senate(TM), or The Republic Navy(TM). For all Insurance filing inquires contact..uh....uh....Admiral Radigen's field office at...uh...:
*Insert cheesy G.L. theme song*
The Office of The Supreme Commander of The G.O.P.E.
123 Jersey Street, Apt. 21B
Planet Bobep, G.O.P.E.IAN galaxy.<P>*End cheesy G.L. theme song*
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*Note: I would like to take this time to thank the CyrezxCorp. for bringing in to my attention that it wasn

[Neodynasthai]

first off It is not the GOP any more its the Galactic legonairs. and it isnt our galaxy we just police it. And the planets name is Chardin not bebop. Get it strait. Due to said name differences it is a physical imposibility to destroy any stars in the GOP univers.
Due to the admition by Adm. B. Radigen that he is a deranged and psychopathic he will be detained and checked into the nearest high security insain asylum upon sight.

[Adm. B. Radigen]

!*WARNING*!: The following is a paid advertisement by Grand Admiral Brash Q. Radigen esq. [Commander, R.S.S. Crusader]
Any and all statements, claims, declarations of millennia-long-jihad, acts of war, use of Anti-Existence weaponry in residential zones, bothering Ted's Mom, or wrecking Ted's Mom's house, shaving of endangered animals, inter-galactic property damage, (including loss/destruction of forbidden holy artifacts, divine texts, and those beloved, village shamans that live in little huts muttering stuff that keeps SUPER DOOM at bay).....*Deep Breath*......are not the responsibility of The Galactic Republic of Axias(TM), the Trans-Galactic Senate(TM), or The Republic Navy(TM). For all Insurance filing inquires contact..uh....uh....Admiral Radigen's field office at...uh...:
*Insert cheesy G.L. theme song* <P>The Office of The Supreme Commander of The G.O.P.E.
123 Jersey Street, Apt. 21B
Planet Chardin, G.O.P.E.IAN galaxy.
*End cheesy G.L. theme song*
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Exert from

[Neodynasthai]

do to the overpowering stench eminating from the not so legal Mexican food resturant. The FDA of the GL will be investigating the shady operations of Felipe Enterprises TM.<P>NEWS Bulitin.
Due to terorist threts recived by the GL all of the stars in the Pladriel Galaxy are now equiped with personal shields and antiterorist wepons. End.<P>Notice: would anyone who sees Adm. B. Radigen please report the sightings to the office of excaped convicts/psychopaths
Office of excaped convicts
124 Jersey Street, Apt. 22
Planet Chardin, Pladriel Galaxy<P>Your help in apprehending a mad man is apriciated.
Good day

[ZOMBIE USER 4986]

I concede, war beats enlightenment. Go ahead, make your ineffective threats. Will they ever be followed up? I doubt it. (If you don't already recognize this transparent ploy, I'm attempting to goad you to some action, which, if manifested, I will be highly entertained by) I must mention that I never claimed that my post contained any wit. And I am insulted by the fabrication that any of my vocabulary could use improvement Lord Emery, though I believe you were speaking more to Hollin.
On a more practical note, Teague needs a hotmail account, don't you agree? Then he can be on msgr with the rest of us. DSL will be assembled here soon I hope! *crossed fingers*
In the meantime, FEAR!

[Svienenkoff]

So you're all here now....perfect.
A HAH (trap fails to spring upon the unsuspecting higher-ups of the opposing galaxies)
GRRRR STUPID ROPE SNARE!! WHY, WHY DID I BUY ACME?!?!<P>So, you have all resurfaced once again. The great players of the universal fate.......plus Hollin of Bobep. Did any of you really believe you could defeat me, in mine own message board?!<P>Bah! and BAH, again I say to you! although divided, even one segregated fraction of the Great Flying Pig Empire could lay waste to your pathetic democracies. How could you expect your puny Mechs and personal shields to stand against the might of even the classic Flying Pig Homing Lasers and Planet Virus.