I wrote a little song about it, like to hear it? Here it goes (with apologies to Electric Company, Moxy Fruvous and the Ramones)
Does whatever, eats some oats.
Spins a web for lab guys-
High-tech ruminant catching flies.
Look out! (baaaaaa!) Here comes the Spider-Goat!
Is he strong? Listen, peeps!
He makes tensile proteins while he sleeps!
Can he spin spider-cord?
Miles and miles and just looks bored.
Hey there! (baaaaaa!) There goes the Spider-Goat!
In the chill of night,
At a lab in Quebec,
Like a goat possessed,
Excreting silk... WHAT THE HECK?!?!
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Goat.
Wealth and fame? For sure, a lot...
He's been mentioned at Slashdot!
Keep dripping silk into a cup,
For as long as his udder will keep up,
He'll be the SPIDER-GOAT!!!!
* The Famous Mr. Kraw *
This could lead to excellence/ Or serious injury/ Only one way to know/ Go go go