honest to god REAL labGOAT!!!

[Speaker]

http://detnews.com/2002/technology/0206 ... 503906.htm

[Labgoat]

Now, if it could just squirt the silk out of its nipples, it'd be a Spider-Goat.

[MrKraw]

I wrote a little song about it, like to hear it? Here it goes (with apologies to Electric Company, Moxy Fruvous and the Ramones)

Spider-Goat
Spider-Goat
Does whatever, eats some oats.
Spins a web for lab guys-
High-tech ruminant catching flies.
Look out! (baaaaaa!) Here comes the Spider-Goat!

Is he strong? Listen, peeps!
He makes tensile proteins while he sleeps!
Can he spin spider-cord?
Miles and miles and just looks bored.
Hey there! (baaaaaa!) There goes the Spider-Goat!

In the chill of night,
At a lab in Quebec,
Like a goat possessed,
Excreting silk... WHAT THE HECK?!?!

Spider-Goat
Spider-Goat
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Goat.
Wealth and fame? For sure, a lot...
He's been mentioned at Slashdot!
So he'll
Keep dripping silk into a cup,
For as long as his udder will keep up,
He'll be the SPIDER-GOAT!!!!

[Sss]

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! (kinda loses its effect typing laughter!)
You should slide that over to the people doing the research!

[Labgoat]

Nick's right, Jess. Send that to them! It's h311@ s\/\/eet. Oh, do I feel so dirty for typing that.