I know you're heeeeeere....

[Geir]

Hi folks -<P>You may not want to admit it to your friends, parents or (God forbid!) spouse --- but you DO read White House in Orbit. You pervert you. I know you do, because I've just checked the logs. Even after the one-month hiatus, we're averaging between 1200 and 1000 hits each day when an update is posted. So just stand up and admit it, you've got a soft spot for X8.5. Or Jane.

I wonder a bit of the sanity of our casual vistors, though. Most search impacts this month came from search strings like "patriotic picture of white house" or "white house on fire"(!). Clearly not Orbital Americans - it must be the Celestial Communists! Or maybe princess Theja Doriss checking if the First Lady is still putting poor pres. Perkins through the grinder. White House on fire indeed!<P>Concerning the visitors that got here from the Germanic Museum, there's no doubt of course. Orbital German agents are infiltrating our ranks! A good thing Jane is honing her martial skills.

As for the one person who got here searching for an "OWL ROBOT" I won't even speculate. Could be somebody investigating Bill Gate's true identity, but if you'd like to explain yourself please do! <P>In fact, anybody who have anything to say at all about the new schedule, the new story, the new art or Jane's new hairdo --- feel free to indulge yourselves. We're here to deride your wishes.<P>Anyway, we're back in business. And let me tell you - you've got reason to stay with us. I've seen some of Reinder's art for the rest of the story. And it's glorious!<P>------------------
Geir
<A HREF="http://whio.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>whio.keenspace.com</A> White House in Orbit: Flapper culture AD 3030<p>[This message has been edited by Geir (edited 11-08-2001).]

[Capn]

The new story looks very promising. Artwork a-ok!
About the new schedule: what is it?<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://capn.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>CAP'N</A>- full color nonsense adventure - it's weirdy weird!
<A HREF="http://belle.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>BELLE</A>- a feminist western. That can't be good. Wait, can it?

[X8.5]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by capn:
<B>About the new schedule: what is it?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ssssh! The new schedule is stamped Cosmic Top Secret. We would NOT want the Orbital Germans to know that we're now updating only Mondays and Thursdays!

Eh... What's your address, again? Now that you know, I'm afraid I'll have to disintegrate you. Nothing personal, mind.<P><P>------------------
Agent X8.5 of the Seriously Secret Service
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[Boc]

(_cadet_ X8.5 wrote something)<P>I thought that all <B>real</B> secret agents were <B>at least</B> lieutenant-commander?<P>

[X8.5]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by boc:
<B>I thought that all real</B> secret agents were <B>at least</B> lieutenant-commander?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>My good man, have you never heard of <I>undercover operations</I>?
(My speciality, as it happens.)<P><P>------------------
Agent X8.5 of the Seriously Secret Service
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