<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Lazarus:
<B>Uh oh. People sure are "sharp" around these parts.<P>Cackles and runs.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yah, is this the sword of edgy reparte we want around these parts? My father once blade me "Son, be careful. He who lives by the pun, dies by the pun." We had this conversation over lunge at a quaint little bistro. Our waitress, Salle, offered some Saber like advice. "Puns will foil your appetite. Have some pie." Well, that really touche'd my soul, I can tell you. From that day forward I made sure to be en guard for puns lest they sneak into my conversation and force me to epee the price.<P>I only slipped up once, and this big scottish bastard sword vengance on me and my descendants, then he tried to hilt me and pommel me into submission. I katana bus that was heading out of the general area quickly, believe you me! But I can't blame him, for puns are dishonorable. In fact, once a Ninjato me that he wouldn't even use puns, they were so horrific. He said they were for cutlass worms who can't stomach a real fight. <P>Dirkspite avoiding puns, though, he had a sharp wit. However, it was vengance that drove him. He told me of the parry night when his Mother and sisters were taken from from him by a roving band of rapierists. That's why he chose his dark path. (Note he had a scimitar experiance to Batman losing his parents!) Now he hunts the hunters with his only friend, a semi tamed bird of prey he nursed back to health. A falchion, I believe.<P>Indeed, I have learned my lesson when it comes to punning. Don't do it! It goes beyond the impale!<P>------------------
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<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>comicollage</A> I coulda SWORN we had a storyline around here SOMEWHERE!
<A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> rock like mean bananas. Except for me. I kinda get brown and squishy like an overripe banana.