Outrageous Fortune! Walk the Underdog! Oh Bob'N'Ed, we will restore your fanbase to shiny bristling new levels of geekdom wankery!
Oh, the outpouring, oh the burgeoning fans. Woe to you who do not post! Whoa! Now, what was I saying? Oh, yes!
Bob-N-Ed has a growing cult base of loyal and devoted FANS right down here in South Florida! 8)
What are we going to do for you? We're not sure yet, but the main thing now that the Keenspace server is back up and purring, IS TO GET EVERYONE CAUGHT UP!
The first step in this process is to see what kind of public events we can do for you, oh kind sir, with your marvelous updating techniques of marvelous updating, and your dauntless Wacom of DOOM!
These things are very very important and we are very very grateful, and for this we are scrapping our plans for sending you proceeds in the form of rice pudding... unless we could perhaps see Kelly doing something... oh no never mind. Steady on!
At the Ready With an Army of Devoted Automatons,