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Re: free amateur gilf porn

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only on this forum would I believe this was not a spam post

And then be surprised to find it was
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
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The best part is, the bot seems to have forgotten to link to stuff.

Wait, upon looking through the post for links, I have to take that back. The best part is this:
"behavioral encyclopedia heterosexism homophobia international science social"

*Edit: I typed that last bit too quickly and forgot an 'ing'. Also, the bot remembered the links in its latest post! It's learning!
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Nice to see I can still rely on GGC forum for my Porno guidance XD . I'd thought the forum had died a death (some latest posts here were in 2006! What happened here?).

Also, just got back, mobile Broadband for christmas+new laptop=me back online (squee).
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Welcome back! :D *ravishes with copious amounts of tentacles*
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It's like I never left... :)

Thanks for the welcome, Aeridus. Nice to see some GGC forum regulars from what I consider the "golden age" still keeping the life support machine plugged in. Also, *Ravishes right back* Happy new year!
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I still want to taste some cock :(
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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I guess I'll post this here so the other thread can be deleted.

So it seems the spammer has moved from porn to furniture. I am so confused right now.

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Who knows what happens in these people's heads. I'm just glad of it. If it wasn't for that post I'd have wept salty tears for GGC forum's demise and moved on, but then I spotted a recent post!
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"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
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"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
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Furniture porn is all the rage these days. *nodnods*

*gives Kittyboy some cock for Christmas* :3
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Protagonist wrote:I guess I'll post this here so the other thread can be deleted.

So it seems the spammer has moved from porn to furniture. I am so confused right now.
Y'know, someone should really take these random spam texts and make a comic out of them. :wink:

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You mean like this one? http://www.spamusement.com/
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That's actually quite good. Made me giggle.

But seriously, 'get a bigger flute'? What? Where do they find this stuff??
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"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
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"It's black."
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I think there's a database of phallic objects out there or something.
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"Increase the length and girth of your Washington Monument today!!!" :lol:

Why haven't the aliens come and cleansed the gene-pool yet?
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'

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Aeridus wrote:I think there's a database of phallic objects out there or something.
They also have a database full of phrases that mean the same thing as 'enlarge'. The whole spam setup is just a slot machine - they pull a lever, the reels spin, the words line up, and they send an email.

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Heheheh. Now that the edited post has been deleted it looks like Goddessmisca started a thread to profess her love of cock. You go girl! Cock is cocktastic!

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Ghastly wrote:Heheheh. Now that the edited post has been deleted it looks like Goddessmisca started a thread to profess her love of cock. You go girl! Cock is cocktastic!
I think we need a t-shirt with that last phrase. :D
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Isn't there a whole industry for that sort of thing? Then again, with a pic of Freddy to go with the slogan... we could traumatize whole nations!! 8-)
"OH, I'VE SEEN THE INFINITE, IT'S NOTHING SPECIAL."
"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
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I'm sure that shirt would be a hit at drunken parties. ;)
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Certainly any drunken parties I get involved with... <.< >.>
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"Don't be daft! you can't see the infinite, it's... infinite!"
"I HAVE."
"Ok then, what did it look like?"
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black."
"IT'S BLUE."
"It's black!"
"FROM THE OUTSIDE IT'S BLUE..."
Terry Pratchett, 'Soul Music'

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