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Re: free amateur gilf porn

Postby Goddessmisca on Wed Dec 30, 2009 8:27 pm

only on this forum would I believe this was not a spam post

And then be surprised to find it was
"You know those things called "gamer girls" yes we exist, and I am one of them. If you could kindly stop worrying about your erection and pick up that controller so I can whip your ass I'd appreciate it."
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Re: free amateur gilf porn

Postby Protagonist on Thu Dec 31, 2009 8:11 am

The best part is, the bot seems to have forgotten to link to stuff.

Wait, upon looking through the post for links, I have to take that back. The best part is this:
"behavioral encyclopedia heterosexism homophobia international science social"

*Edit: I typed that last bit too quickly and forgot an 'ing'. Also, the bot remembered the links in its latest post! It's learning!
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Re: free amateur gilf porn

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:46 am

Nice to see I can still rely on GGC forum for my Porno guidance XD . I'd thought the forum had died a death (some latest posts here were in 2006! What happened here?).

Also, just got back, mobile Broadband for christmas+new laptop=me back online (squee).
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Re: free amateur gilf porn

Postby Aeridus on Thu Dec 31, 2009 1:55 pm

Welcome back! :D *ravishes with copious amounts of tentacles*
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Fri Jan 01, 2010 9:14 am

It's like I never left... :)

Thanks for the welcome, Aeridus. Nice to see some GGC forum regulars from what I consider the "golden age" still keeping the life support machine plugged in. Also, *Ravishes right back* Happy new year!
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:44 pm

I still want to taste some cock :(
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

Kinkymuffin ^^

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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Protagonist on Sat Jan 02, 2010 11:37 am

I guess I'll post this here so the other thread can be deleted.

So it seems the spammer has moved from porn to furniture. I am so confused right now.
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Sun Jan 03, 2010 10:40 am

Who knows what happens in these people's heads. I'm just glad of it. If it wasn't for that post I'd have wept salty tears for GGC forum's demise and moved on, but then I spotted a recent post!
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Aeridus on Sun Jan 03, 2010 1:42 pm

Furniture porn is all the rage these days. *nodnods*

*gives Kittyboy some cock for Christmas* :3
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Heart on Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:16 am

Protagonist wrote:I guess I'll post this here so the other thread can be deleted.

So it seems the spammer has moved from porn to furniture. I am so confused right now.


Y'know, someone should really take these random spam texts and make a comic out of them. :wink:
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Aeridus on Mon Jan 04, 2010 10:38 am

You mean like this one? http://www.spamusement.com/
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Tue Jan 05, 2010 7:24 am

That's actually quite good. Made me giggle.

But seriously, 'get a bigger flute'? What? Where do they find this stuff??
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Aeridus on Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:24 pm

I think there's a database of phallic objects out there or something.
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:27 am

"Increase the length and girth of your Washington Monument today!!!" :lol:

Why haven't the aliens come and cleansed the gene-pool yet?
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Protagonist on Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:45 am

Aeridus wrote:I think there's a database of phallic objects out there or something.


They also have a database full of phrases that mean the same thing as 'enlarge'. The whole spam setup is just a slot machine - they pull a lever, the reels spin, the words line up, and they send an email.
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Ghastly on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:15 pm

Heheheh. Now that the edited post has been deleted it looks like Goddessmisca started a thread to profess her love of cock. You go girl! Cock is cocktastic!
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Aeridus on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:23 am

Ghastly wrote:Heheheh. Now that the edited post has been deleted it looks like Goddessmisca started a thread to profess her love of cock. You go girl! Cock is cocktastic!

I think we need a t-shirt with that last phrase. :D
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Fri Jan 08, 2010 5:49 am

Isn't there a whole industry for that sort of thing? Then again, with a pic of Freddy to go with the slogan... we could traumatize whole nations!! 8-)
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Aeridus on Tue Jan 12, 2010 8:25 pm

I'm sure that shirt would be a hit at drunken parties. ;)
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Re: I <3 Cock!

Postby Infinity-Iz-Blue on Thu Jan 14, 2010 2:24 pm

Certainly any drunken parties I get involved with... <.< >.>
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