Apparently pedophilia can kill you...

[Vedius Pollio]

Michael Jackson. Dead. Discussion.

[Protagonist]

Michael Jackson. Dead. Discussion.

He's just getting in costume for the music video for the updated version of Thriller.

[RevChris77]

Historical evidence shows that pedophilia is eventually always fatal.

[Churba]

[Aeridus]

Born as a black guy, died as a white woman.

[Kittyboymuffin]

Michael Jackson. Dead. Discussion.

He's just getting in costume for the music video for the updated version of Thriller.

Curse you for coming up with that hours before I said it at work.

I had an idea for a full-length Thriller comedy/horror movie, in which the unseen villain, known only as Thriller, is attempting to revive disco as a zombie. Or possibly via zombies. (It's a running gag that the exact details are unclear). And Thriller's primary henchmuffin is a character who is obviously meant to be Rin "Orin" Kanebyou from Touhou, solely because this one group did a remix of her theme based on Thriller. And then it turns out that the male love interest is Thriller himself (he'd seemingly gotten zombified early on). With Left 4 Dead references, too.

[Fnyunj]

I knew it was teh drugz.

Lord, why couldn't you take Rush Limbaugh instead? Preferably, from an OD of illegal cialis, smuggled into Haiti; where he's found, in bed, with an underage boy.

[Protagonist]

Michael Jackson. Dead. Discussion.

He's just getting in costume for the music video for the updated version of Thriller.

Curse you for coming up with that hours before I said it at work.

I'll be honest, I'm pretty sure I stole it from someone else.

[Leeloo]

I knew it was teh drugz.

Lord, why couldn't you take Rush Limbaugh instead? Preferably, from an OD of illegal cialis, smuggled into Haiti; where he's found, in bed, with an underage boy.

What did the boy do to you?

[Kittyboymuffin]

Also, I discovered on an egosurf that someone referenced me over it.