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This thread is dedicated to various cool-looking animals.

First, the majestic Markhor, state emblem of Pakistan

EDIT: something about this animal simultaneously reminds me of Satan and Osama Bin Laden. It's like the Makhor is the real criminal mastermind behind Al Qaeda. It also has slightly fu manchu like features, like it would look totally normal in a yellow robe, seated on a sedan chair in a top secret opium den, waiting for Inspector Nayland Smith to foil its world domination plans. ("Ha Ha Ha! Did you illiterate Western monkeys ever stop to consider that I might be behind all of the terror attacks and narcotics production in South Asia? Also, how could you not realise that my organisation is responsible for the women who have gone missing? Bin Laden is only a lieutenant. I am the real mastermind!" At this point, a battle of wills occurs between Nayland Smith's Scotland Yard training, and the Markhor's Oriental hypnotic powers.)

Bah, who am I kidding, Christopher Lee is the only Fu Manchu.

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Then the green mamba, nasty, well camouflaged cousin of the Black Mamba, with its vibrant green coloration and intelligent, Concorde-shaped nose. This is truly a snake for the 90s!

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Speaking of Concorde-nosed animals, here is the Borzoi!

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And the awesome Lamprey... ...nature's Red Cross Donor Bus. (That ocean trout is having itself quite a time!)

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Finally, the Inland Taipan. Look at that sexy, glistening, black head.

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Post your favourite sexy beasts here. But no ligers!
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Here is an image to prove that the Markhor is inherently criminal!
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And another image, showing the criminal mastermind of the animal kingdom engaging in Pimping!!!!
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Oh, and I forgot:

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The giant african land snail!!!
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Fighting snails with flamethrowers? Who'd have though.

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by the way,

A TIGER WITH DOWN SYNDROME!!!!

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Edit: If Brian Peppers ever rode around on something other than a wheelchair, this would be it.

Could somebody photoshop an image of Brian Peppers chasing after children on a giant tiger with Down Syndrome?
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Awwww, why no ligers? I LOVE ligers!

Can we post tigons instead?
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BriHahn wrote:Awwww, why no ligers? I LOVE ligers!

Can we post tigons instead?
Because Ligers became mainstream with Napoleon Dynamite. Tigons? sure.
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