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Method of masturbation

Male: All natural. Just the hand and that's about it.
15
63%
Male: Mostly natural. Perhaps some artificial lube.
6
25%
Male: Assisted. use of toys or objects.
1
4%
female: All natural. Just the hand and that's about it.
0
No votes
female: Mostly natural. Perhaps some artificial lube.
0
No votes
female: Assisted. use of toys or objects.
2
8%
 
Total votes: 24

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how do you handle yourself

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i think i already know how this poll will end.

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I started to put an "Unnatural" option on here too, just for lols.

feel free to explain your answer in detail.

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Sometimes I use a bit of moisturizer to make my foreskin slide easier depending on how dry I am. Other than that I just wank it. I try to bring myself to the brink and then scale back and then half an hour later go all the way, thus obtaining a better orgasm.
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You forgot: Porn. Lots of porn :D

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I use a sock to prevent messes.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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Kittyboymuffin wrote:I use a sock to prevent messes.
You jerk off with your foot? Impressive. :D

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How do I handle myself? Well, I'm good with my hand to hand skills, though I'm also good with various implements, and my shooting skills are top notch.

Oh, and I can fight, shoot, and improvise weapons.
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Heart wrote:
Kittyboymuffin wrote:I use a sock to prevent messes.
You jerk off with your foot? Impressive. :D
Of course not. I have a selection of socks into which the penis is inserted, precisely for this purpose.
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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So it's true. There are no girls on the internet.

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ManaUser wrote:So it's true. There are no girls on the internet.
not a single one.

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I dislike any sort of lube, natural or otherwise, for wanking. I tend to stimulate mostly the head and base(where it extends from groin if that's not clear, I think you could also consider prostate the base) of penis and don't bother with the shaft most of the time. Anything I've thought up or done to it, while certainly noticable, doesn't really do anything for me.
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I can not get off with my hands

Too much feeling from myself.


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btw--were are the other girlies
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Goddessmisca wrote: btw--were are the other girlies
No girls on the internet.
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Goddessmisca wrote:I can not get off with my hands

Too much feeling from myself.
It's easier if you use someone else's hands. :)

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Goddessmisca wrote:I can not get off with my hands

Too much feeling from myself.


TOYS FTW

btw--were are the other girlies
well hey I'll be down in Vancouver next weekend ;)

anyways I mostly use my hands
and imagination
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Xero wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote:I can not get off with my hands

Too much feeling from myself.


TOYS FTW

btw--were are the other girlies
well hey I'll be down in Vancouver next weekend ;)

anyways I mostly use my hands
and imagination
this coming weekend I'll be driving as little as humanly possible. Stupid snow and ice--baby it may be cold outside but its warm over here :P
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Goddessmisca wrote: this coming weekend I'll be driving as little as humanly possible. Stupid snow and ice--baby it may be cold outside but its warm over here :P
heh, I know that feeling people are idiots on the road
but I'll be around for a week or so starting tomorrow~
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Xero wrote:
Goddessmisca wrote: this coming weekend I'll be driving as little as humanly possible. Stupid snow and ice--baby it may be cold outside but its warm over here :P
heh, I know that feeling people are idiots on the road
but I'll be around for a week or so starting tomorrow~
Well in that case, when theboy I'm playing with now says "to Vancouver!" I'll tell him there is hot sex awaiting---I'm rather fond of this one, so I'm sure I'd be bringing him with, hope you wouldn't mind. The more the merrier eh?
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Goddessmisca wrote: Well in that case, when theboy I'm playing with now says "to Vancouver!" I'll tell him there is hot sex awaiting---I'm rather fond of this one, so I'm sure I'd be bringing him with, hope you wouldn't mind. The more the merrier eh?
all the more to handle
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