spotting fake orgasms
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spotting fake orgasms
Let's compare tips. What is the best way to tell if someone (in my case, a woman) is faking?
Also, how often do women actually produce fluid upon orgasm? According to online erotic stories, all women gush bucketloads of cunt snot when cumming.
Also, how often do women actually produce fluid upon orgasm? According to online erotic stories, all women gush bucketloads of cunt snot when cumming.
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
Do you really need to worry about whether your partner is faking? Just relax and enjoy yourselves; sex is supposed to be fun!
I've only ever seen one woman (not a partner; I was running the camera for an amateur video) 'squirt' and it smelled like urine to me. That is not to say that some women don't have voluminous orgasmic discharges, just that I've never seen one in real life that I could rely on. Most of the women I've been fortunate enough to be intimate with became progressively wetter during foreplay and intercourse, to the point of dripping but not of ejaculation, and there was never a noticeable increase in volume at orgasm.
I've only ever seen one woman (not a partner; I was running the camera for an amateur video) 'squirt' and it smelled like urine to me. That is not to say that some women don't have voluminous orgasmic discharges, just that I've never seen one in real life that I could rely on. Most of the women I've been fortunate enough to be intimate with became progressively wetter during foreplay and intercourse, to the point of dripping but not of ejaculation, and there was never a noticeable increase in volume at orgasm.
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Women cum in two different ways: the inside of the vagina produces ooze (I don't know the proper term) to provide lubricant for entering objects, and some women also squirt ejaculate out of their urethra. One is sweet, the other not so sweet.
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
The proper term is cunt snot. Or "vaginal mucus".Aeridus wrote:Women cum in two different ways: the inside of the vagina produces ooze (I don't know the proper term) to provide lubricant for entering objects, and some women also squirt a ejaculate out of their urethra. One is sweet, the other not so sweet.
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I wish I could remember where I read this - I used to have a fascination with female ejaculation (many fine examples on youPorn. . . ) - must smell like pixels because digital compositing is about the only way I can figure a woman the size of Cythera could squirt from her vagina a sustained stream of what looked like 50 gallons, twenty plus feet with a force that looked like it could strip anodizing off of aluminum. But the stat was like 5%. Supposedly most women can be trained to do this. Sounds like a great career choice to me!
How can you tell a woman's faking? Aw shit man, you just can't. Give it up. Ain't no use trying. I mean - what's the point? Why would a woman fake it? And if she faked it, do you really want to know? That's some fucked up shit, it's her problem, and she's the one who suffers anyway. I mean - to want to lie to your partner like that - that's a deeper problem than whatever psychological, physiological, or mechanical issue that's preventing an orgasm from happening. I guess I could understand if a woman's embarrassed about not being able to come - but if that's the case, that's likely the very reason she can't come. And talking to the partner about it is much more likely to produce a solution to the problem than lying. But hey, lots of people lie, lots of people are cowards, and they lie their whole lives to everyone, even themselves.
How can you tell a woman's faking? Aw shit man, you just can't. Give it up. Ain't no use trying. I mean - what's the point? Why would a woman fake it? And if she faked it, do you really want to know? That's some fucked up shit, it's her problem, and she's the one who suffers anyway. I mean - to want to lie to your partner like that - that's a deeper problem than whatever psychological, physiological, or mechanical issue that's preventing an orgasm from happening. I guess I could understand if a woman's embarrassed about not being able to come - but if that's the case, that's likely the very reason she can't come. And talking to the partner about it is much more likely to produce a solution to the problem than lying. But hey, lots of people lie, lots of people are cowards, and they lie their whole lives to everyone, even themselves.
Re: spotting fake orgasms
If it's in person, you could always say, "Are you genuinely having an orgasm? If not, may I do my damnedest to give you one?"
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
I got to go along with Fny on this one.
Also,I can generally tell if we've been at it for a while but if its a quickie, that's hard to tell if they fake it.
Also,I can generally tell if we've been at it for a while but if its a quickie, that's hard to tell if they fake it.
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This one seems legit:
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
well i can tell when my gf trys to fake it but shes horrible bad at faking it makes me giggle every time she trys.
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As for why a woman would fake:
Because your not doing it right, but your doing it pretty close and we are working on training you.
It seems weird to be terribly instructive to a lot of women, it can be a passive way to do so.
As for telling: can you feel the spasms? I SOMETIMES squirt (g-spot orgasms only) Alot of times I'll tense up my lower body like crazy--especially with big ones.
Or you can just ask!

Because your not doing it right, but your doing it pretty close and we are working on training you.
It seems weird to be terribly instructive to a lot of women, it can be a passive way to do so.
As for telling: can you feel the spasms? I SOMETIMES squirt (g-spot orgasms only) Alot of times I'll tense up my lower body like crazy--especially with big ones.
Or you can just ask!
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What's a quickie?Wipperwill wrote:Also,I can generally tell if we've been at it for a while but if its a quickie, that's hard to tell if they fake it.
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Goddessmisca wrote: I SOMETIMES squirt (g-spot orgasms only)
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Twenty bucks, the same as in town.Fnyunj wrote:What's a quickie?
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
Training him how to do it wrong? That makes no sense to me. If he's doing something JUST SLIGHTLY off, shouldn't it be easy to tell him "That's really close, but try doing it like this instead" ?Goddessmisca wrote:As for why a woman would fake:
Because your not doing it right, but your doing it pretty close and we are working on training you.
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Re: spotting fake orgasms
I tend to go through waves of orgasms.
The odd thing, to me at least, is that when I orgasm from masturbation, it feels incredibly different from when I orgasm during actual intercourse. I can actually feel the pulsations during masturbation; during intercourse, I think I'm much more aware of my entire body, not just the pussy/clit area, so the sensation is much more widespread and not as concentrated between my legs.
I've come close to passing out from intercourse related orgasms, so clearly they're better.
The odd thing, to me at least, is that when I orgasm from masturbation, it feels incredibly different from when I orgasm during actual intercourse. I can actually feel the pulsations during masturbation; during intercourse, I think I'm much more aware of my entire body, not just the pussy/clit area, so the sensation is much more widespread and not as concentrated between my legs.
I've come close to passing out from intercourse related orgasms, so clearly they're better.
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It depends on the woman.Illithid Tentacles wrote:Training him how to do it wrong? That makes no sense to me. If he's doing something JUST SLIGHTLY off, shouldn't it be easy to tell him "That's really close, but try doing it like this instead" ?Goddessmisca wrote:As for why a woman would fake:
Because your not doing it right, but your doing it pretty close and we are working on training you.
I've got no real problem saying "harder" or twisting a little to the left.
But i do know a couple of my friends who feel awkward giving instructions. So they'll moan extra loud when he moved in the direction they want, and if he is usually a hard fuck and they like it more tender, will fake one when he goes tender for a while, cause guess what---that tends to make him do it again. THEN you can say "oh yea I like that keep going" Not "a little to the left" or what not.
Its mostly a matter of nudging someone in the right direction with positive reinforcement instead of verbal instruction
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